EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SCROOGE
VS
WILLY WONKA
BEGIN
[SCROOGE]
ALRIGHT WILLY WONKA I'M RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
SENDING THE BRAT YOU YOUR FACTORY SCREW YOU
YOU LOVE YOU EAT CANDY AND CHOCOLATE A LOT
YOU WILL GET FAT AND YOU WON'T HAVE A COCK
LET ME TELL YOU WHO I AM I'M THE SCROOGE OF THE STORY
EVEN THE MOVIE CHRISTMAS CAROL IS BETTER THAN I SEEN
YOUR MOVIE SUCK GO COMMIT SUICIDE
YOU WILL GET EXECUTED IF THE KIDS IN FACTORY DIED
[WILLY]
OH DON'T BE DRAMATIC YOU CHRISTMAS HATER
YOUR THE WORST VERSION FROM MICKEY MOUSE SLAYER
EVEN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PAST PRESENT FUTURE
WHEN I HAUNT YOU OUT YOU WILL NO LONGER BE HERE
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOUR A HUMBUG AS DONALD
CAN'T YOU GET THE REASON WHY YOUR BEING AN ASSHOLE
YOUR NOT NICE TO EVERYBODY ALL OVER TOWN
WISHING YOU WERE DEAD AND YOU WON'T BE AROUND
[SCROOGE]
HEY DON'T TALK BACK TO ME I'M STILL THE MASTER
ALL YOU DO IS SING LIKE A BITCH AND A BASTARD
TEACHING KIDS TO EAT CANDY IS WAY BAD FOR YOU
CAN'T YOU TEACH THE CHILDREN ABOUT SAFETY TOO
NEVER MIND ABOUT YOUR BOOK YOU ARE SUCH A NERD
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE DENTIST YOU WON'T SAY A WORD
I THINK YOUR JEALOUS CAUSE YOU MISS YOUR CANDY FACTORY
LOVE IT SO MUCH THEN FUCK IT UP PLEASE
[WILLY]
HEY I MIGHT BE SUGAR RUSH BUT YOUR A JERK
JUST CARING ABOUT MONEY YOUR GANNA MAKE ME BURST
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP I'M GANNA SPRAY YOU WITH MY CHOCOLATE
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE TOILET WITH THE REST OF THE SHIT
MY MOVIE IS ENTERTAINING YOUR IS JUST SAD
WHEN YOU HATE CHRISTMAS IT MADE THE RATING BAD
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M GOING AWAY
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE YOU FUCKING GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE