A/N: I was bored and decided to do this. Inspired by Eddsworld. Enjoy, or I'll send you to Canada!

I was walking to Carley's house with a bag of candy and other healthy foods that are good and tasty. I was wearing a grey shirt that read 'Love Bites' with black shorts, and sneakers with a camouflaged navy helmet. When I was walking up to Carley's house, I saw Lillian on the rooftop with a bazooka in her hand along with bear traps surrounding the rooftop.

"Uh, Lillian, what are you doing?"

"Celebrating Easter buy shooting the Easter Bunny out of the sky. Why?" Lillian stated cleaning her bazooka.

"Uh, but the Easter Bunny isn't real," I told the queen.

"Sure. That's what everyone says until he suddenly comes down you chimney and takes your soul. Just like zombies."

"Okay, first of all, zombies don't steal your souls, they eat your brains. And second, I think you're thinking of Santa Claus how's been dead for centuries."

"Whatever. All I know is that the Easter Bunny tried to kill me as a kid, and I won't let him kill my daughter or grandchildren!" Lillian said looking through the hole of the Bazooka and sees something in the sky, "Aha!" Then she gasped in horror.

"What?"

"Get inside!"

"But-"

"Now! Tell Carley to lock the doors and windows!" Listening to the half senile queen, I ran inside and told Carley to lock the doors and windows.

"Why? There's no storm or anything coming here," She said watching TV with Fiona, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty on the couch.

"Lillian told me to tell you this because she's saying that the-"

"Bring it on, you furry bastard!" My sentence was cut short by the sound of Lillian yelling along with the sounds of explosions, "Ha! You missed! Take this! And that! And some of this, too!" Then everything went quiet for a minute as the sound of explosions continued up again with the sound of clanging metal. "Ow! Ow! Bear trap! Bear trap!" As silence hit the air again until we heard a big bang, along with the sound of Lillian screaming.

Her screaming echoed through the chimney Carley had along with herself, hanging upside down with soot and bruises on her face.

"What the hell was that?" Carley asked.

"Uh, you don't want to know," Lillian said falling on her head, "Ow."

Fiona sighed. "I'll get the iodine and bandages."

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On the rooftop, a creature was flying in the air with a red cape on its back. It was a huge white bunny that looked decayed and was missing huge packs of fur from its body along with its face that showed half of its brain. Its eyes were bloodshot red and was missed half of its right ear and was missing its left eye.

It was………The Easter Bunny……..of the Dead!!