The Ninjas Knumbchucks
By Joey Kerr
Scene 1: I broke my knumbchucks
Older Bobby J: Well hey there and how are you doing? You probably came for entertainment. Well how 'bout some jokes? Alright let's see ummm…
oo I got one why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! (Silence) What not even a chuckle? Oh well. Maybe a story. It takes place when I as a young, foolish ninja. (fade out into main story where young Bobby J is using knumbchucks to beat up a wooden dummy)
Bobby J: Hoo ya ya wa hee hoo haw (knumbchucks break) aw man my great great great great great grandfather gave those to me. I better like go to the black smith and get em' fixed dude (goes to black smith down stage)
Blacksmith: Well howdy Bobby J, and what can I do for you today?
Bobby J: Well I kinda' sorta' broke my KC's dude.
Blacksmith: KC's?
Bobby J: You know my knumbchucks.
Blacksmith: Oh I see. Well let me have a look-see.
Bobby J: Can you fix it?
Bs: (gasps in amazement) whispers do you know what these are?
BJ: uuuuuu knumbchucks?
Bs: these are the knumbchucks of Mount Agnasanatoingna
BJ: you mean that volcano thing that has a really long name that's really hard to pronounce?
Bs: um yaaaa that's the one anyway these were crafted there and hold the magic of the volcano.
BJ: (looks at Bs uninterested) so can you fix them or not?
Bs: the only way to fix them is to dip them in the lava of the volcano. However the way is perilous and no one that ever went up has come back alive and…
BJ: and there are many dangers and you have to be very careful and yada yada yada. I'm gonna go pack ill see you later man
Fade out