Beca Mitchell was a badass….in her own mind. In the real world she was a very sensitive caring girl who tended to panic rather easily. Usually she managed to keep her cool unless her life was really in danger like for example hanging a gazzilion feet off the ground! No matter what they told her she nearly died at Aubrey's camp! Right now she was having a panic attack almost as worse as that time. She went for her early check up. Except this time the doctor didn't simply give her a quick check up like always. Instead they kept ordering more and more tests. And every time Beca asked what was going on they just kept telling her now that it was nothing. Or better safe then sorry.
Beca was completely freaking out. She desperately wanted to call Chloe or hell anybody to come and hold her but she in one of her attempts to calm down she had crushed her phone that cheap piece of crap. And now she was alone at the doctor's office about to have yet another test and barely keeping herself from curling into a ball and screaming until she got nodes.
Visions of cancer, HIV and everything horrible in the world kept flashing through her eyes until she couldn't handle it anymore and she grabbed the nurses hand and with tears in her eyes begged her
"Please tell me what's going. I can't stand this anymore. Don't tell me it's just in case. Please I beg you just tell me"
"Oh my child" sighed the nurse feeling Beca with even more dread " Everything is fine with you"
"No. Stop this. Please just tell me" Beca had to blink through the tears and could barely get the words out. She felt like she can't breathe
"Look….I shouldn't be telling you this but the doctor is an ass and I am not gonna put a young girl through this just because of a goddamn greedy hospital. I didn't sign up for this. There is nothing wrong with you it's just that the doctor saw that you basically have the Rolls Royce of health insurances and is trying to squeeze every cent out of it with unnecessary tests."
"….what? My dad's insurance is that good ?" now a considerably calmer Beca asked. Last time she checked she was still covered under her father's insurance. And while the university provided decently for him it wasn't really something to write home about
"Oh no Miss Beale. You are now covered under your wife's insurance and trust me it's an amazing one"
And Beca was back to panic mode as memories suddenly rushed rapidly back into her skull. She remembered the party in Vegas that this rich a capella freak oraganised for them winning World's. She remembered trying absinthe for the first time with Chloe. Usually this was her memories of the night ended until the other Bella's fished them out of the hotel's fountain. But now she remembered those missing hours. They practically burned her eyeballs from the inside. The cute little chapel, the onion…freaking onion rings they used for ceremony, Beca 's vows which included a close to ten minute descriptions of how perfect Chloe is, three of those minutes being solely dedicated to describing how good Chloe looked naked. Then oh god…..sneaking in and having sex at the dolphin habitat as newlyweds...then drunkenly stumbling back to their hotel only to pass out at the fountain
Oh god. She had sex with Chloe…while dolphins were watching them….and she …had…is married to Chloe
"….I have to go…." Said Beca in a daze
"But the tests even if you don't really need them it's not bad to…." interrupted the nurse
"Yeah….tell the doctor he is fired…I have to go now and apparently tell my wife we are married"
Decided to do the mandatory Vegas story. I don't really know how marriage works in the USA so sorry if I got this wrong. If anyone wants to turn this short into a real fic feel free to do so