A/N: ok so I did this during my bus ride home from school. I got this idea during a test in my biology class I was staring at my paper for like ten minutes until my teacher thought I had died or fell asleep. After that I was just staring at my binder which just happens to have a drawing of Naruto (XD). And the boy next to me thought something was wrong with me because I was laughing, so at the end of my class my teacher let who ever was done to do what ever they wanted, so I put a 'soon-to-come' thing up don't know why just felt my fangirl urge take over me. –Random reader throws a box of popcorn at my head- "Get on with the damn thing already!!"
Shimaki: Ok, ok…Hey where did you get popcorn?
Shikamaru: You're so troublesome.
Shimaki: Shika-koi you got my letter! –Glomps-
Shikamaru: Yeah
Shimaki: so will do this fiction me?!
Shikamaru: Yeah
Shimaki: Oh, tank you this stupid bus ride is so long and boring and there is this kid who is so perverted.
Shikamaru: Don't worry I'll be here
Shimaki: -blush- thank you Shika-koi so please R&R at the end so on with it all the madness.
-DISCLAMER: …If I owned Naruto I would make Sasuke a very happy Emo/man/boy! And I would marry Shikamaru
-WARRNING: Just some really stupid and random stuff some SasuNaru. Oh and some very poor horrible grammar so don't go saying things like 'You had bad grammar.' because I have warned you!
SHIMAKI: I love Naruto and I will marry him one day!
SASUKE: Tch he wants some one to pleasure him like me –points to his chest with thumb-
ITACHI: Little brother do you really think you are man enough to do that?
NARUTO: hey don't I get a say in this?!?
SHIMAKI: No! And now shut up, Gaara, Sai, Neji, and Kakashi got here and the battle royal is going to start!
NARUTO: -to no one in particular- why me?
SHIMAKI: Because you make many delicious noises when they...do things with you
NARUTO: You mean sex.
SHIMAKI: …Yes
NARUTO: Yeah, even I have to agree with you about that, Hey I got a question.
SHIMAKI: -selling tickets- Yes go ahead
NARUTO: what's YAOI?
SHIMAKI: ...It's a type of...fighting yeah, like Lee's 'loopy fist'
LEE: -pops out of nowhere and adds- of YOUTH!!
NARUTO: -gets happy- Teme lets do some YAOI!! And I'll be on top!
SHIMAKI: oO... well said, Naruto
SASUKE: -holds back a nosebleed- Fine but you are the UKE
NARUTO: Fine!
ITACHI: hey! –Comes up to me- Why dose my little brother get to have hot se—
SHIMAKI: -smacks mouth- Shush Naruto has a pure and innocent mind so don't tell him about that!
ITACHI: - Itachi in chibi form pouts- Fine only to protect him and his little mind until I'm done with him –starts to drool-
SHIMAKI: -shivers- You have a sick mind weasel-kun, Oh, Kisame-san where are you…
-Some curses are herd as the fight to win a naïve, small blond god continues-
-A small fish with an S.C.O.B.A (1) on comes up to Shimaki-
FISH: Sorry but he said he don't like you since your cat tried to eat him
SHIMAKI: She said she was sorry!
Kisame: sorry? She was on me like I was catnip!
SHIMAKI: well you did try to make it into tea
Kisame: …Shut up!
(Any who back to the real 'story')
SAI: Hey where is my small dick-less pet?
GAARA: your?! He belongs to me
NEJI: I'm afraid you are sadly mistaken he is mine I have seen more than you all know Kukukukuku
-Dead silence-
NEJI: …Fear my almighty kitty powers
SHIMAKI: …Yeah where is Naruto, And Sasuke?
-In a random location one-and-a-half hour's latter-
NARUTO: Teme why did you do that? that hurt –rubbing sore but-
SASUKE: don't worry I'll be gentler next time –evil smirk-
NARUTO: Sasuke you are scaring me!
SASUKE: If you don't stop making that face, I will force you to 'fight' again.
NARUTO: That was not fighting that was hot, sweaty, man sex.
SASUKE: And your point is…
NARUTO: My point is that I prefer threesomes and/or foursomes. But only under one condition, and that is I get to be the uke AND seme too!
SASUKE: …Ok then let's go find Gaara and Neji
GAARA&NEJI: -sneeze then get huge nosebleeds-
SHIMAKI: Are you two alright?
NEJI: I think.
GAARA: -muttering- mother what is this felling I get in my-
SHIMAKI: Whoa Gaara-kun that's way too much information for all the small innocent children out there.
ITACHI: Well if you are capable to write a lemon and don't care, than why do you care what Gaara says?
SHIMAKI: …Ok I'll shut up now. But we still have not found Sasuke and Naruto.
LEE: We must have youthful faith in our youthful friends!
SHIMAKI: You're right Lee I must have Youthful faith in my friends
KAKASHI: She scares me more than Sakura-Chan does
IRUKA: Yeah…
(Gaara, Naruto, Neji, and Sasuke were not seen for another twenty-four hours. When they were seen Naruto, Neji, and Gaara were all walking with a slight limp and Sasuke had whip, paddle, and love bites all over him. Two weeks later master Jiraiya had a new book, "YAOI foursome paradise" which became an instant best seller. Yes the village hidden in the leaves went back to normal after that day. Then again how ever a new fan base was beginning to surface the 'We love YAOI and foursomes' club the Sasuke fan club was converted in to the 'W.L.Y.F' club I guess after that every thing went to normal The End?)
SHIMAKI: Finally done and look its only 10:56 PM (the actual time)
SHIKAMARU: Yeah and where am I going to sleep?
SHIMAKI: Well Masashi gave you the week off do you want to stay over my house? You can use my cousin's old PJ.
SHIKAMARU: How troublesome but fine I'm going to sleep Bye.
SHIMAKI: Oh, no you don't we had a deal I get you away from the other rapist fangirls and you help me out with this.
SHIKAMARU: Fine –turns to readers- please review and make this troublesome woman happy. Hey wait what do you mean by other rapist fangirls? Shimaki-koi
SHIMAKI: evil-grin-no-jutsu Oh nothing my love! Like he said please R&R!
(1) S.C.O.B.A-Self Containd Out-of-water Breathing Apparatus