TITLE: Tell me your not gay! (Title may change)

DISCLAIMER: Standard disclaimers applied

RATED T: For cursing and somethings I think are not appropriate for people w/out the teen in their ages

GENRE: Romance/Humor

SUMMARY: Mikan Sakura is now 14 years old and is now head over heels for seemingly perfect guy Masayuki Todou, problem now is he's gay and Natsume likes Mikan and his friends think that Mikan likes gay men. So they made a plan: Make Natsume Mikan's ideal "man" by turning him gay! Dear Lord please bless these fools.

Tell me your not gay!

By: Aki Eschirott

Plan 0:

Gayness is the key!

TICK.TOCK.TICK.TOCK

Whenever anyone would hear that sound, anyone would usually think two things.

It's a clock loudly ticking or

It's a time bomb

Well in this case the latter is the closest.

"I have to what?!"Natsume shouted.

BOOM, The time bomb has exploded.

"C'mon Natsume! You have to at least try!" Kokoro Ryomi (a.k.a Koko) started

"Your love life is on the line!" Kitsuneme continued as Ruka Nogi, Mochu, and Yuu Tobita continued to stare blankly at them.

Natsume was in a middle of a fight, orally, with his two friends Koko and his look alike Kitsuneme.

"Why do I have to do that? It's stupid." He replied, regaining his composure.

"Face it Natsume, Mikan likes gay people. What makes you think Masayuki is her friend not her crush?" Koko asked swivelling on the chair.

"What makes you think he's not her friend? And is her crush?" Natsume replied confidently glaring at the two.

The two shivered involuntarily. "Help us out you guys!" Kitsuneme said.

The three people on the sideline just continued to stare.

"You guys can do it!" Mochu cheered

"Go convince him!" Yuu added

"Are you sure that this is okay?" Ruka asked, skeptic.

Koko and Kitsuneme glared at the three of them "You guys are no fun!" Kitsuneme said floating around the three, poking them on the head.

"Fine then!" Koko started "Those in favour of turning Natsume into Mikan's ideal "man" raise your hand!" he continued.

Koko and Kitsuneme immediately raised their hands while Natsume just glared at them.

"Any more votes" Natsume asked as he gritted his teeth and glared at the three people on the sidelines.

"No, no more. Hehe" Yuu stated

"Yeah dude! You are totally fine as you are!" Mochu added

"Though considering your bad habit of being a pervert, bastard, a jerk and almost everything negative I doubt you'll be Mikan's ideal man..." Ruka started and Natsume just glared at him, he sweat dropped. "But since you're you there's a very large possibility you'll be able to pull it off!"

Natsume glared more "Pull off what?"

"BEING GAY OF COURSE!" Koko and Kitsuneme shouted in unison.

All of them except the two froze.

Yes, this argument was all about Natsume being Mikan's ideal "man". Though considering they think Mikan likes gay men saying ideal man is contradictory.

You see this all started this morning roughly around lunchtime, which is considered afternoon so yeah...afternoon. The team of people, meaning Koko, Ruka, Kitsuneme, Yuu and Mochu, were out spying on Natsume. Why? Well they thought he would be practicing confessing to a tree right now, why they thought that was a big mystery. Well anyway, they thought that Natsume was on a branch of a Sakura tree but found all the Sakura trees they looked at were devoid of people they decided to go to the classroom and check there instead and voila! There he was his head hung low.

"Natsume's depressed?!" Koko and Mochu exclaimed

"That's a first," Kitsuneme said

"I highly doubt that he's depressed," Ruka stated as Yuu nodded his head in agreement.

Truth is, he was just sleeping but that never entered their minds did it.

Let's skip the let's – make- natsume scheme happy shall we? Let's fast forward it to how they "found" out that Mikan liked gay men.

"So why did you guys wake me up?" Natsume asked, bored as he continued to give off his Natsume-ish aura. Staring blankly at his friends who had now a bruise on their cheeks and Koko who had a big black eye.

As the men were starting to tell their "tragic" tale of how they thought that Natsume was depressed and how they tried to make them happy two girls suddenly passed by their rooms and started to chat loudly, well the other girl was speaking loudly and the other one was quiet so...anyway..

"So are you going to tell him today Mikan?" Hotaru asked, Yes the famous Ice queen Hotaru Imai and everyone knows when there is an Imai Hotaru there is always, usually, a Sakura Mikan.

"Yeah! I'm going to tell him my feelings today Hotaru! I'm going to tell Masayuki today!" Mikan cheered.

The men froze.

"She doesn't mean Masayuki Todou right?" Koko asked

Everyone nodded his head in agreement. "IT CAN'T BE!" They all thought.

Everyone in the whole school knows of Masayuki Todou. Equal in hotness to Natsume Hyuuga but is much nicer that him by far and he is also the type of guy that isn't afraid to show emotions. He was deemed perfect, like Natsume but he had something that made people men in general afraid of him. He has this fetish for guys. In other words people, he is gay.

"She's got to be lying!" Kitsuneme exclaimed.

"Yeah! That can't be right!" Mochu added

"Maybe Mikan's ideal man is guys who are gay?" Yuu questioned

All the others just stared at him. "It is a possibility right?"

Ruka started to shiver at the thought of it. "Mikan likes gay guys?" he thought "And I was head over heels for her before!"

"We should not panic! Yes people we should not!" Koko started "If Mikan likes gay guys then that leaves our beloved friend Natsume to---"

In Everyone thoughts:

Mikan Sakura (girl who likes gay men) plus Masayuki Todou (gay person) equals Mikan likes gay men

Natsume Hyuuga (straight guy who likes Mikan Sakura, already admitted it to his friends after Koko read his mind and told all of his friends) plus Mikan Sakura (likes Todou) equals ???

---turn gay! Yes turn gay!"

Natsume froze, the second time that day. Koko and Kitsuneme grinned widely. Yuu and Ruka lost their souls for a minute and Mochu fainted.

Yes that was the start of the argument and that is also the start of this amazing tale that tells of Natsume's whining, bashing, glaring, and despising. Koko and Kitsuneme's schemes and what not's. Mochu's undying support to the idea. Yuu's indecisiveness and Ruka's scepticism, sought after plans, bewilderments and other things that he will usually do during the span of the story.

And on the other hand.

"WHAT?! MASAYUKI TODOU IS GAY!"

Yes this is the start of a very wonderful tale.

TBC

A/N: Yes a weird story, I don't even know why I made this. This was supposed to be a one shot but I totally want to explain the steps in how Natsume should turn gay. (laughs) He is very very reluctant though so expect His friends to help! Haha. I don't like the title very much :P. Can you guys give me anymore Ideas for titles? please!? anyway haha. Comments, suggestions and or random blahs accepted! Read and possibly review please!

I kinda rushed this story so...haha...I'll revise it some other day...haha.

Aki Eschirott

ps, Thanks for reading