Mouse: This story was created to entertain. There is no such thing of a hot dog god. In case wondering. Just read it and laugh hard. I was bored. I was born in a log cabin it was the middle of winter I wanted a pony I couldn't have a pony so I wrote this instead.
Disclaimer: I own it all!
Warnings: randomness… may occur
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What Sara Saw
Shinsu and Kiroke they were walking in a dark forest when Shinsu heard a noise. Shinsu paniced and said 'Kiroke lets go back.'
"Ah don't be such a baby."
They kept going when Kiroke saw to deep red eyes. He said 'Shinsu lets stop and make camp.'
"Fine."
They made there camp out of sticks and leaves. When Shinsu heard the same noise he had heard before, he took out his knife and woke up Kiroke and told him to grab his magic bow and arrows.
They were surrounded by a hungry pack of wolverines. They attacked them and broke there camp! They were getting ready to attack when the wolverines wounded Shinsu. Kiroke shot them all with his two magic arrows.
He found some cloth and tied it around Shinsu's wound.
Shinsu died that night.
Then came back to life. Because Kiroke stabbed him with his magic arrows. Then they traveled to a magical land of lamas, where Shinsu met his brother Delhi. Delhi did not recognize him. So Shinsu didn't know him either, until Kiroke remembered Delhi. Then Kiroke told Shinsu 'Hey! Its your brother.'
Then Shinsu looked at him like what the heck I don't have a brother! Then he told him the story on how they used to be partners in crime in hongy kongy. Then Shinsu was like oh yeah! Then Kiroke walked up to Delhi and explained to him what happened. Then Delhi and Shinsu got reacquainted. Delhi joined the crew. He left his people of the magical land of lamas.
They went to South Dakota. They were going to battle Conisone the crazy spirit demon. Kiroke got his arrows out and stabbed him several times before Delhi fed him evil Oscar Mayer Weiners. Then Shinsu hit Delhi for being so stupid. He said 'Oscar Mayer what were you thinking Ballpark is the way to go!'
So they soaked Conisone in weenie sauce and the great hot dog god came. When this happened the whole crew was praising him. And the hot dog god burnt Conisone over a hot doggy fire. And the crew thanked him and then went on to there next adventure
This is what sara saw… to be continued If i get one good review I'll make another one