Disclaimer: We all know I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry: "I'm telling you Ron! It's an ostrich!"
Ron: "Dude, it's a llama! Look at all that fur!"
Harry: "Llamas don't have fur! They have humps!"
Ron: "Na-uh! That's camels stupid!"
Harry: "Doesn't matter! Ostriches have long necks!"
Ron: "So do llamas!"
Harry: "What are you trying to say?"
Ron: "IT'S A FREAKING LLAMA!"
Harry: "Prove it!"
Ron: "Make me prove it!"
Harry: "I don't make dogs! I train 'em!"
Ron: "Fine! I know one way to figure this out."
Harry: "And what is that?"
Ron: "I will go to one end of the lot and you'll go to the other. I'll say 'llama' and you'll say 'ostrich.' Which ever one the creature comes to, that's what it is."
Harry: "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Let's try it!" They went to the opposite sides of the lot.
Harry: "Come here ostrich! Come here boy!" The animal didn't move.
Ron: "Come here llama! Don't be intimidated!" The animal still didn't move.
Harry: "You're just making it scared, Ron! He's not going to come to any of us if you use big words like 'intimidate'!"
Ron: (Goes up to Harry) "It's a freaking llama!"
Harry: "It's an ostrich!"
Ron: "Llama!"
Harry: "Ostrich!"
Ron: "Llama!"
Harry: "Ostrich!"
Ron: "Llama!"
Harry: "Ostrich!"
Ron: "------------------------"
Harry: "-----------------------"
Harry and Ron; "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Starts fighting each other. Hermione walks by. Stops at the sight of the two fighting. Looks at the animal.
Hermione: "It's a dog." Harry and Ron stop fighting. They look at the animal.
Ron: "Oh! I see it now!"
Harry: "It's so cute! Look at the little Scotty Dog!" Ron looks at Harry.
Ron: "It's a poodle."
Harry: "It's a Scotty Dog!"
Ron: "Poodle!"
Harry: "Scotty Dog!"
Ron: "POODLE!"
Harry: "SCOTTY DOG!" Hermione shook her head and walked away.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: It was in fact a black Labrador. Hope you liked the story!