THE SAGA OF THE HEYLIN DRAGON

Starring Jack Spicer,

And Wuya

And some Dragons

The tale started on a Saturday morning, with the typical noise of an evil alarm clock blasting. A pale hand shot out from under the covers of the bed and knocked the evil alarm clock off the cabinet and onto the ground. A few seconds later, the alarm clock was replaced by a glowing, sparkling, angry ghost. "JACK!" The ghost shouted.

"Wha?" A voice mumbled from under the covers.

"A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself!" The ghost said, hovering right over Jack's bed. Jack Spicer reluctantly crawled out of bed.

"Which one is it, Wuya?" He asked.

"Go brush your teeth," Wuya snapped.

"That's a lame name for a Shen Gong Wu," Jack muttered. Before Wuya could say anything, he headed into his bathroom to brush his teeth.

Ten minutes later, Jack was fully dressed in his black-jumpsuit and goggled and was heading down into his basement/lair, flanked by three of his heavily armed Jack-Bots. Wuya came zooming up to face him. "Jack, you idiot boy! Where were you? Did you retrieve the Genjo Necklace?"

Jack scratched his mane of red hair pensively and uttered a most clever and witty reply. "What in the what now?"

Wuya screamed and started racing around the room in anger. "Okay, okay, fine!" Jack shouted. "I'll go find it!"

He opened his cabinet and pulled out his only Shen Gong Wu; the Monkey Staff. Wuya scowled. "Okay, let's go!" Jack Spicer shouted. "Oook ook ook!"

"Stupid Monkey Staff," Wuya muttered as she followed Jack Spicer.

The Genjo Necklace was at the very peak of a tall mountain in northeast Tanzania. "Home of my monkey brethren!" Jack announced as he ran up the mountain, shrieking like a monkey all the way. He had the Monkey Staff strapped to his back, in place of his usual helicopter-backpack.

"There!" Wuya shouted, pointing up at a small, gleaming necklace at the entrance of a cave in the mountain.

"Not so fast, Jack Spicer!" A familiar voice shouted. Jack saw Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay, four Xiaolin Monks, heading straight for the Genjo Necklace.

"Oh, boy. Jack-bots, Annihilate-ify!" Jack Spicer yelled, pointing at the Monks. The three Jack-bots raced towards the monks.

"Is 'annihilate-ify' even a real word?" Kimiko asked.

"Dragon Ex-Kumei Formation!" Omi yelled. The Xiaolin Dragons assumed the Dragon Ex-Kumei Formation, and summoned their elements. Kimiko used the Judaleet Flip to annihilate two of the robots, and Omi's Tsunami Strike handled the remaining one with unsurprising ease.

By the time the robots were destroyed, Jack Spicer was almost at the cave where the Genjo necklace lay. The Xiaolin dragons hurried to make it there before him. "Ha-ha, the Wu is mine, suckers!" Jack Spicer laughed. He reached out and grabbed the chain of the Genjo necklace.

"That's what you think, Jack," Raimundo sneered. Jack looked up and saw the Dragon of the wind holding onto the other end of the necklace. "I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!"

"Accepted! What's your game?" Jack Spicer replied quickly.

The Brazilian monk looked up at the towering mountains. "Mountain race, Jack. First to get to the Genjo necklace wins. I wager my Sword of the Storm," Raimundo replied.

"I wager the Monkey Staff," Jack responded immediately. They glared at each other over the Genjo necklace and shouted, in almost perfect unison, "XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!"

"Gong Yi Tampai!" Raimundo exclaimed. A thick shroud of darkness suddenly surrounded the mountain range. The Genjo necklace levitated itself to the very top of the farthest mountain.

"What does 'Gong Yi Tampai' mean, anyway? It sounds like something out of Chinese restaurant menu," Jack Spicer remarked.

"Shut up and go, you useless boy!" Wuya snapped. Jack Spicer looked up and saw Raimundo leaping towards the second mountain. Jack Spicer quickly used the power of the Monkey Staff to gain the proportional speed, agility, and appearance of a monkey.

"Go Rai!" Kimiko shouted from a safe-point on the back of their guardian wyvern, Dojo.

"Don't mess this one up!" Dojo shouted.

Raimundo nodded, gave them thumbs up, and kept on running. Jack Spicer was still crawling up the second mountain when Raimundo finished the third. The Genjo necklace was two mountains away, and Raimundo clearly had the edge over Jack.

That is, until Jack came crashing down from above, knocking Raimundo off the mountain peak. He went plummeting down, his hands grasping for a ledge or something to catch on to.

"Come, on, Raimundo! Use the Shen Gong Wu!" Omi called. Raimundo nodded and reached for his Wu.

"Sword of the Storm!" A flurry of wind surrounded Raimundo, lifting the Dragon of the Wind up, up, and on top of the fourth mountain. He was one mountain away from the Genjo necklace, but Jack was even closer than he was.

"I can't watch," Dojo said, covering his eyes. Raimundo smirked and jumped straight up into the air.

"What's he doing?" Clay asked.

"Typhoon BOOM! Wind!" Raimundo sent a cyclone of wind chi straight at Jack Spicer. The monkey boy wasn't fast enough to leap out of the way, and he was sent soaring forward, past the Genjo necklace, and off of the mountain peaks.

A few minutes later, Raimundo emerged victorious, holding the Genjo Necklace into the air. "You did it!" Omi exclaimed. Raimundo closed his eyes and smiled indulgently.

"Of course I did," He said. "I am the master of the wind,"

"More like master of the windbag," Kimiko muttered.