I love The Doctors world but have to bring him to one of my own so that a character of mine can have some M rated fun with him and that gorgeous bit of eye candy he travels with, Captain Harkness. The inter dimensional nymphomaniac strikes again.

When is a mirror not a mirror?.

Chapter One

The Doctor stared at the mirror or what seemed at first glance to be a mirror but was in fact so much more.

"So it's a door?" asked Jack.

"Sort of…more a portal actually" replied The Doctor.

Jack frowned and said " How is it floating in mid air like that?"

"Well it's not really, it just appears to be." answered The Doctor.

This caused Jack to frown harder and shake his head. The Doctor scanned the mirror with his sonic screwdriver and said "Now that's interesting, it seems to have sent a signal shortly after we arrived."

The Doctor had been looking at his sonic screwdriver and did not notice the appearance of a beautiful woman in the "reflection" but Jack did.

"I'd say the signal was received" he stated.

"Hmm, what makes you…oh I see" replied The Doctor as he looked up from the sonic to the mirror.

A stunning woman smiled at them from the "reflection", she raised her left hand and touched a silver band on her wrist then spoke.

"Greetings gentlemen"

Jack jumped slightly.

The Doctor smiled and said "Hello, I'm The Doctor".

"Hello Doctor and who is your gorgeous friend?" replied the woman as she appraised Jack.

"Captain Jack Harkness, ma'am." stated Jack with a flirtatious smile.

The woman gave them another dazzling smile and said "I am Zarian and it would please me if you stepped through to visit me. I promise no harm shall come to either of you".

Jack gave The Doctor a questioning look. To which he received a grin and a nod. Then The Doctor stepped into the mirror leaving Jack to hesitate for a moment before stepping into the mirror himself.

On the other side lay a beautifully appointed drawing room.

Zarian dropped into a half curtsy and said "Welcome to my home, please make yourselves comfortable. I shall ring for refreshments"

"Tea would be lovely, do you have tea?" said The Doctor.

"Tea….oh, tea. That's an earth beverage yes?" replied Zarian

"Yes it is. Do you know earth?" asked The Doctor.

"I know of it but have not had the pleasure of visiting it myself. I receive visitors from all over the universe's so we may have some earth tea" answered Zarian. She turned, took a few steps and pushed a button on a panel in the wall. A disembodied voice came from a small speaker beside the button "Yes Miss Lux"

"Illann, do we have tea from earth?" asked their host.

"Yes m'lady I believe we have some left from the last human visitor you had. Shall I prepare it?" replied Illann.

"Yes dear, thank you. Oh and some sweet cakes as well"

"Yes m'lady"

Zarian turned back to her guests with a happy smile "There now, we can get to know one another while we wait" she said.

The Doctor was studying the room and it's contents while Jack had placed himself on the only two seater in the room. 'perfect' thought Zarian as she sat beside Jack. "The planet my portal goes to has been abandoned for a hundred years or more. What made you go there, Captain?" she asked.

"The TARDIS picked up an energy reading where there should have been none. So we decided to check it out and found your portal." replied Jack.

"How wonderful, it's been quite a long time since I've had visitors and I get so lonely sometimes. I hope the two of you can stay for a proper visit" she stated as she gently placed a hand on Jack's knee and smiled sweetly at him.

Jack grinned and thought 'This is my lucky day'.

Zarian is no ordinary woman, she is as close to the mythological sirens of Greece as a being can get. So even The Doctor had noticed how beautiful she is and is now trying to figure out why he noticed. He feigned interest in a painting so he could think about this little problem so he did not notice the flirt fest going on behind him.

Jack turned ever so slightly towards Zarian and gave her his most charming smile. "That really depends on what you mean by proper now doesn't it" he said. Zarian bats her eyelashes and gives Jack a coitish look "Why Captain, I think you know exactly what I mean" she replied.

Jack raises his hand and cups her chin delicately, slowly leaning in to kiss the beauty before him. Having the worst timing ever The Doctor chose that moment to turn around. "Damn it Jack, I really can't take you any where can I?" The Doctor snapped.

Jack turned on his most disarming grin and said "On some planets this is the highest compliment you can give". then proceeded to kiss Zarian tenderly. The Doctor tisked loudly and turned away from them. Jack released their host and saw disappointment in her eyes before she turned to address The Doctor. "Captain Harkness was simply doing as he was invited to Doctor" she stood then and walked over to the thinner man. She steps into his field of vision with a smile. "I have not forgotten you Doctor…I wish your company too" she purred as she gently placed her hands on his chest. The Doctor looked into her eyes and smiled, he softened and let her lead him over to the two seater Jack was still on.

Zarian looks at her latest conquests and smiles, they really are very handsome men, very handsome indeed. 'This is going to be fun' she thinks as they smile back at her. Zarian leans in and gently kisses the Time Lord. To Jack's surprise he doesn't protest or pull away. The Captain frowns…he's never seen The Doctor kiss someone so willingly. This feels very wrong all of a sudden and Jack says so "Um Doctor…why do I get in trouble for kissing our hostess and you don't?".

The kiss breaks and the Time Lord looks at his companion and frowns as he thinks about it. Jack gives him a look that says 'exactly'. The Time Lord's frown deepens. Zarian catches the mood change immediately and says "I am so very sorry…I am excited to have visitors after so long and my…species I believe human's say, put out a pheromone when they are excited".

Jack grins knowing exactly what she means, he gives off a similar pheromone at all times. The Doctor groans and shakes his head, he stands swiftly saying "Not two of you".

Zarian looks at Jack and grins "Is that what that is? Well Captain, now you really must stay".

Jack looks at The Doctor and pouts "Can we?".

"I'm sorry Jack, I barely resist you let alone two pheromone releasing beings…I don't think I could resist". replied The Doctor.

"Then don't try" flirts Jack shamelessly.

'Oh this just gets better' thinks Zarian.

"Jack…I can't" says the Time Lord "We have to go".

"No" replies Jack stubbornly.

The Doctor sighs, thinks then asks "Can you get Captain Harkness back to 21st century Earth Miss Lux?".

"Well yes…why?" she replies.

"If you can get him home safely I can leave him here to visit" said the Time Lord.

Jack jumps to his feet and snaps "You'd just leave me again?".

"Oh Jack your perfectly safe here…knowing you I may have trouble getting you to leave when I come back for you. I said visit Jack, I'm not leaving you again but I can't be around both of you much longer" said The Doctor.

Jack pouts more and the Time Lord has to look away before he gives in and says yes to what ever Jack wants. As he always does when the captain pulls that look out of his arsenal.

With great strength of will Zarian reins in her gift and smiles at the two men "Please stay, both of you, I will show more control. I really do love visitors".

The Doctor frowns as he feels his attraction to her wane, he reaches into his pocket as he says "What did you do?".

"I have…controlled myself, Doctor" she replied.

Out comes the sonic, quick scan of the woman and his eyebrow raises as he says "Oh my…look at you then. Brilliant".

"Excuse me…what is that?" she asks.

"It's a sonic screwdriver…does all sorts of things really and it scans life forms too" he grins.

Zarian frowns "Scans…how?".

"Oh…every which way and it's telling me exactly what you are…siren". replied The Doctor.

Their hostess frowns more…

"I have heard this earth myth and I am nothing of the kind…I do not harm my guests" she snaps.

"Oh?" says the Time Lord as he eyes her warily.

"Of course not…my friendships are more sexual in nature" she replies "I even have visitors who are some how immune to my abilities and therefore simply become friends" stated Zarian.

"So it is an ability not a pheromone?" asked The Doctor.

"Yes but most beings would not understand it. I see you are smarter than most" she replies.

"Oh he's a genius" grins Jack.

Zarian smiles at the obvious love in the captain's voice…another of her talents is seeing love as well as invoking it.

The Time Lord smiles at the compliment, his eyes give the quickest of flicks to Jack then he looks away again and she see's it…love.

She grins then and says "Another of my talents is seeing love where it truly lies Doctor".

The Time Lord goes very still knowing what look he'd just given Jack, no matter how brief…she'd seen it.

"That would come in handy I suppose" he tried to be flippant and pretend he had no idea what she was talking about.

She gives him a smile that says I'm not that dumb. He groans inwardly and thinks quick.

Jack isn't stupid either and he knows something is up, he's just not sure what so he says "Ok…stop skirting the issue, are we staying?".

"No" says The Doctor immediately.

Jack goes to pout then thinks 'Is he jealous that I want to stay?'. so he asks "Do you mind if I stay?".

The Doctor opens his mouth to say yes but stops himself. Closes his mouth again and shakes his head.

Jack frowns, confused.

"He does not wish you to stay Captain" translates Zarian.

They both look at her.

"I will say it if you force me to Doctor…or the two of you can stay and go roam Fayn for awhile". offered Zarian.

The Time Lords face lights up as he says "No…Fayn? I'm on Fayn? No. Really?".

"Yes Doctor…welcome to my home planet Fayn" replies Zarian.

"Fayn…is like a Time Lord fairy tale Jack. A planet of inter dimensional beings, capable of crossing dimensions without any harm at all" enthused The Doctor.

"Oh…brilliant" said Jack.

"I had no idea Fayn was real" grinned The Doctor.

"Oh it's very real, I assure you. As I have already said I do have friends Doctor and if your sexual interests lie else where I understand. I would love to make two more friends" she says.

Jack frowns at the sudden withdrawal of her earlier offer then realises he missed something very important. Had The Doctor said in some subtle way that Jack was off limits? He thought back…

*All reviews welcome. Had the start of this on my computer for awhile and got lost in other fic's. So I finished this chapter to clear my head…hope you liked it ! If it gets good feedback I'll continue it.*