I do not own Slayers!

This is one of those fanfics that have your favorite characters you just love reading about! But there in a totally different world then where we originally are know them from, they sometimes give us excitement reading them, and others its just to awkward to read on. Hopefully this is one of those whom excite you guys to read on Enjoy~

Ugh…

It had just been one of those days, for our dear friend Xellos. He had admit various times before, he loved the feel we humans gave off negative emotion, being fear or discomfort, but when it came to him it annoyed him quite a bit. Work was hectic, for what ever reason he decided to become a teacher, well he was pretty much regretting it at this point. Those kids! Like little demons trying to take over the classroom! The nerve of them being so rude to there sensei!

He had just arrived home, to his apartment slumping over on his couch, dropping his suitcase on the way. I'll teach them a lesson tomorrow, but right now all I want is to sleeeeep oh beautiful, beautiful sleep!

Haha grab his hair! It looks so silly! An all to familiar voice was heard in Xellos dream. N-no they couldn't have gone as so far to invade my most precious thoughts! His eyes were closed within the dream, but he could still feel his hair being pulled.

Hey his eyes are still closed, it isn't working Lina! There leader smirked. Alright, then, there's only one thing left to do! Were going to have to get em! Everyone looked at her confused. What do you mean Lina? You know! Get em!

It seemed she had pointed in a certain direction, because everyone had said oooh. What are those kids thinking about now, before Xellos could open his eyes to see what was going on, he felt a large pain hit him at his groin region.

Fffaahhhkkk was all he could muster out, his hands automatically placing in front of his precious jewels.

Hey lina it worked! Of course it did jellyfish for brains! Now lets get out of here before he gets on his feet! The rest of the little kids had followed her, where ever out was.

Get back here you! Finally getting up he noticed it had been to late to teach who ever did this a lesson.

Its all I need now! Xellos adjusted his baggy black pants, feeling where the necessary adjustments should be done. A little better but, oh ho ho now I'll have to track those kids down!

But before Xellos could even take a step within his dream, he heard a loud obnoxious noise, causing him to wake up, back in his real world.


"Ah the alarm, well I suppose its back to another day of misery" he stood up from his very uncomfortable rest, cracked his back a bit, then headed for the shower.

It was the only time Xellos felt at ease, a cold shower always made him feel refreshed.

Finishing up the shower, he took a quick leek, then wondered to his room with nothing but a towel on. "Now lets see what I can wear today", though he thought the same thing everyday, he mostly wore the same cloths. The only thing which actually changed was his tie patterns.

A dark purple collar shirt, black pants with wool texture, giving a bit of air to breath in. Black tie, but this time with a zigzag of light purple patterned in. His shoes were always a dark brown, then finishing up by having a silver watch on his left wrist. He occasionally wore a purple necklace, but because of the recent events that had happened to it, it was no longer wearable, so he simply just looked upon it, starting with today.

Adding any necessary finishing touches looking into the mirror before he left out the door with his suitcase. "Ah you sir are one sexy demon!" he gave himself a wink. Even though Xellos didn't necessarily enjoy his current job he liked to look, well good.

Every morning he would take the bus to work, grab a sandwich and a cup of tea from Moonbucks, then have a short walk to the school he worked at.

It was a middle school people, yes full of kids who thought they were up top from every other adult there!

Xellos entered the building, getting to the teachers office first, to clock in. He always gave a simple hello to a teacher in particular. He had the thought of her not really enjoying his company but, in spite of knowing this he spoke to her just for shets&giggles.

"Why hello Miss. Filia how has your morning been treating you?" he gave a smile which to her seemed to be all the more as fake as his last.

"Hmph, just fine Mr. Xellos shouldn't you be in your class getting ready?" He pulled a seat next to her, placing his elbows on the table, his chin resting on his hands. "I could but I much rather be sitting here, enjoying this company with you" she turned her head, then stood up.

"Well! Then I'll be going to class!" "Then so will I!" As if repeating her actions he followed her down the hall.

"Mr. Xellos why are you following me!" Xellos gave her a some what head tilt. "Now listen here Miss. Filia what ever gave you the idea I was following you? You do know I've been teaching next to you for two years now do you not?" She paused, in the empty hallway. "Oh, right" Xellos shook his head lightly, placing his hands up giving a sigh motion..

He took the lead, reaching his classroom first, leaving Miss. Filia dazed, in front of her room. "Well I'll be seeing you around lunch break", he gave her a small smile, knowing she would just reject it, as she has done with the many other smiles he's gifted her.

Here it was the class whom he couldn't particularly stand, and having to deal with them for a whole five hours well, that was just to much.

Walking in he gave a smile to his class, "Hello everyone, please take your seats so we can start."

Is what he would of liked to have said if Miss. Lina hadn't thrown a water balloon at his chest, as soon as he stepped a foot inside the classroom, causing all the kids to laugh.

Xellos simply stood there giving a crooked smile, towards Miss. Lina. "Listen here little girl you don't throw water balloons at your teacher", he got a little closer to her face.

"Hey get out of my face you weirdo", and with that his dreams had nearly became a reality if he hadn't grabbed for her leg in time.

"And what do you think you were about to do with that leg of yours?" he held a firm grip around her ankle. "Hey let go!" Lina pressed her hands against his chest, trying to free her leg.

"Oh no no Miss. Lina, your coming with me! Everyone take a seat, while I have a talk with this young lady outside."

Xellos literally just had to pull on her leg, for Lina to follow, she had no choice either way. After closing the door, he turned around, letting her leg free, pressing her against the wall, with his left arm against her collar bone.

"Miss. Lina I don't believe you've yet to apologize for yesterdays little incident, and now today you've gotten my shirt all wet." He pointed with his free hand, still having a visible wet circle on his chest.

"I don't need to apologize for nothing!" Xellos sighed, he knew this wasn't going to be an easy kid to crack. "Look why don't you just explain to me what's the matter? There has to be a particular reason as to why you hate me so much?" Lina just stared him down. "Nope I just hate your guts nothing else to it!"

Then something hit Xellos, mentally. "Ooh if only you had been more like your sister, she was such an adorable, smart child such a joy to have her in class, you two seem like opposites, hardly a resemblance if you ask me."

Without any type of warning, Lina got him, ooh she got him good right in the kisser.

Xellos had no choice but to release her, and head for the floor, in pain.

Lina was already half way down the hall, screaming "You earned that you idiot!"

After regaining his strength back, Xellos leaned against wall, thinking over what had just happened. "So that's what the problem is, hmm" and with that Xellos walked back in his class, not needing to worry about seeing Lina again for the rest of the day.


Writers Notes~

Alright well tada! I totally just thought of his at around 11 o'clock and thought it was so cute. I might continue it but hey I'm not sure just yet. Review and I might make up my mind a bit faster!