PT'S Thing Of Comedy
Hello my faithful readers!
*Yeah right*
"Shut it, random voice in my head which I am now writing down."
*Make me-* I now kick him in the meatballs.
Anyway, this is PT'S thing of comedy! Where I just post random funny things and no, I will not bore the living daylights out of you.
'Voice in head sniggers.'
Ok, we are going to from-now-on refer to the annoying voice in head as 'Annoying Voice', or AV for short. Now, who here wants pizza?
*I do!* Says AV.
/Throws pizza in AV's face/
'Smirks.'
*HA HA I'M NOT REAL HA HA!*
I am really sorry about him fanfic readers, he doesn't seem to take my warnings to heart, so I am going to call in some emergency backup.
/Rings The Joker/
"Hell Joker, hi I know that you are having a nice pizza with The Writing Therapist and when you're not doing that you and the rest of the Two's a crowd crew are making another scene. Anyway, I need you to come and murder AV for me, would that be too much of a problem?" I ask on my mind phone.
"No, not really anyway, me and the others HAHAHAHA are going around looking for HAHAHAHAHA jobs (fanfics) right now. Anyway, I'd be delighted to help HAHAHAHAHA you out. Let me get the rest of Harry's family (read the fanfics) together and find my bazooka HAHAHAHAHA!" He replied in a giddy voice.
"Right…" I reply, fearing for my own sanity.
Ok, now that I have scared the sh*t out if AV, let's get down to business.
/At that moment a bazooka is heard in the distance as I cackle evilly/
In this thing labelled 'PT'S Thing Of Comedy ' I/we shall be writing down lists, jotting down ideas and pretty much am using this as a notepad/journal (Men don't need diaries!)
If you want to know how that turns out, read Residentevil654's fic titled: Harry Potter: Explorer Chronicles and Daxter's line in chapter 14.
So yeah, where was I? This will be my notepad/journal (NOT DIARY) of my stories and ideas. I got this idea from DZ2 and his story/thingy magigy thing 'DZ2'S DEN OF DELIGHTS.' It's good, check it out, I command you! And if you don't, I'll let the Joker on you.
/In the background is Joker on a burning building with news crews everywhere and helicopters. He is using his bazooka whilst waving at you. You now feel terrified/
Yeah, thought so!
Anyway, I hope you are well, if not then get better and of course, RANDOM GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Insert 11 Doctor's theme.*
"P*ss off AV!" I say and then shout for Joker who comes running.
Anyway, for real now goodbye and see ya lata!
/In the distance is AV getting chased by the Joker, who has a shovel/
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