Title: They Fired Whom?
Author: Dana
Rating: G
Summary: Someone gets the shock of his life.
Author's note: I guess I'm having fun.
Dislaimer: None of the characters belong to me. They are all owned by themselves. Except the ones who are on the list. Their characters are owned by the WWF.
Lucas sighed as he picked up the next sheet of paper. Great it's the last five people they fired. He entered the following names onto the website.
Chavo Guerrero
Tyson Tomko
Funaki
Steve Romero
Well at least Chavo's been saved. He thought as he paused. He looked at the last name on the list. This had to be a joke. This list had to be a joke. He picked up the phone. "Shane did you read the list of released superstars?"
"No. Laurienthis handed it to me about ten minutes ago. Why? You on it?"
"No. But you are."
"What!" He could hear Shane yell without the use of the phone. He came out of the office. "Let me see that." He read it and sure enough it said:
Chavo Guerrero
Tyson Tomko
Funaki
Steve Romero
Shane McMahon
"This has to be a joke. I can't be fired. I'm calling my dad!" He stormed into his office and called his father. "Dad I just got the list of the recently fired stars."
"Yes?" He said nervously.
"I'm on it!"
"Of course you are on it! It's not like I need your help. I've got Triple H. He can do anything! You just get in the way. Don't worry I'll give you part of your inheritance so you won't go poor. Have a nice day Shane."
Click
"This can't happen to me! I now know how Matt Hardy felt!"