Apples tase like chocolate if you don't know what things taste like. David Cameron for president. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890.,?! hello darkness my old friend.i have 43 swags. Let it go, let it go. doth thou belivith in love after love? "I can smell you" – Morgan freeman. Qwerk ima duck . #yoloswag.I smoked 3 things 2day. I have got those moves like the mick jagger. Poping bottles in the club! Callonmecallonme. I must dine, imma 69 ya bicth. *see a tutlre* wtf that a fat bird! Hallo I am auditioning for the part of Cristian grey, and imma sing "blurred lines" by farrel and robin thcik. Im coming out of my cage and ive been feelin just fine, gotta gotta be down because I want it . you remind me of the babe "what babe?" the babe with the power "what power" the power of the voodoo "who do?" you do "what?" remind me of the babe. Jewish Italians are also known as pizza bagels. If you smell fire, your probably either stupid or dead. Its not easy being green. Manamana do doto do. Ragnarok smith: anime schoolgirl by day, destroyer of world by night. Moreover , this class provides you the abilities to AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AND ohohohooooooooooooo and niky minaj LOLSWERG! ANYWAIS, dis be mah crib hahaha cum on in! VIVA LA MEXICO! AIAIAIAIAIAIIIIIIIIII! *maracas intensify* "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? NO, you may not you bicth!1!
Thou art more lovely and more temperate: HAHAHAHAHA you bicth u tink u can won me ovr Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date". ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mfw yuo be bendin ovr and I c ur booty. You smell better when u awake. I saw yuo in teh pron. I didn't have no dolla. Fuk bishes get manah manah. Wtfevn DOOOOOOOODOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOO!1!11! lolz. We work un hour MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZESS! We all live in a yello sub sandwitch way did he go!? WHERE R DEY!? Nananananananana BATMAN! Dey in Uranus. No they in my mars bar. Eminems r gud. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!wtf jams. Idkno earic. *doge intensifies*. Much wtf. Wow. Very why even. Al aburd the tran we goin on a space jam. It doth beith all about thine bass, 'bout thine bass, regardless of the treble. MMMMNAAAAAA you see? No im blind. NO, THIS IS PATRICK! Apple heart attaacs tase liek coconut BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hi. Imma pound my face into the key board now. Jhnun nb bn bgtfrbghggmujgbhdgrvf c vdz ghdvs k. that is all. Sincearly, Charlie sheen. PS: I still got that tiger blod in me. : Can someone please hire me?PPPS: I have CIA documents that prove-REDACTED-
-DOCUMENT DECRYPTED- 010101001010001011110100101010100010101010101010101010101010000010101100101010101000101001010010010100101010100101001010010010101001000010100100101001010101001010101001010101001010001010100010010101001010101001010101 loljk that stil crypt. Bicth. CRIPS 4 LIFE! Im blu dabadedabadie dabadedabudie! Prepare Uranus. We don't have anuses. U DIRDY BIRDY I WAS TALKIN BOUT THE PLANET YOU PERV! "SOMEBODY CALL 911 THERES FIRE BURNING ON 'DEZZ NUTS' WAOOOHHH!" – YEEZUS ur purntz r dead WELL GEE GOLLY GOSH! Michael J. Fox: great at mixing drinks, terrible at stealing tamborines. RIGGA RIGGA RIGGA! Jerimiah was a bullfrog, and I was crazy. Why the fuck are you still reading this shit?i doesn't kno. You wanna see a magic trick? Well TOO BAD MAGIC AINT REAL YOU DUMBASS READ A BOOK. 0-0 PROLONGED EYE CONTACT INITIATE!11! wtaf (whales talk at fred) . ^ LOOK AT IT! Noidonwanaa( Nancy ogles in desk on nwensday wcause andy nis ahottie ahaha) YOU WONT GOT HIMM NANCY! ANDY HAS EH GRILFRIEND (aheg). WARNING NSFW ONLY READ 4 ORGESIM: nakud wuman (w/booberoonies). OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! madam would you fetch me some new undergarments NO I AM AN IDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DONZT NEED NO MAN DIS WHY I KILL MAH HUSBANDU! (macke windy) Ster worz w/ luk skiwarkel nd huns oldo nd laya down in sheets of linkin perk. Cherbacon uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cp3oh damn son. R3D5. Durth vaadur. Ulderon went boom. HEY I JUST MET U AND THIS BE CRAYCRAY BUT HERES MAH NUMBA SO CALL ME MABEE! Walk in the club like watup I got a big clock. Tik tok muthafoker! Capin crunsh. Timmy the tiggger. They grate! Toilet floss is good for ur b-hole. I don't want the d I want the a. I need to pass my (cl)asses. Seriously, why are you still reading this? Don't you have something better to do? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP! Spegetty noodles make my peepee go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Ok, so me and jerry went to the mall, but we saw kevin there, and he was with annie. So I was all WHAT? And jerry was all BRO! and then kevin saw us and he was all WHAT? BRO! and annie was all ONO! And then I was all U WOT M8!? So yeah. AND THAT'S HOW I MET YOUr MOTHER but mom, u R mah mom *twilight zohn music plais* WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this computer I swear its like the lettering gets bigger randomly. What did the grape do when he was stuck in line? He WINED! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah*slowly desolves from laughing into crying* WHY MOMMY WHY!? If womb is pronounced "woom" and tomb is pronounced "toom", then shoulndt bomb be pronounced "boom"? HAHAHAHAHAH PUNS! THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS REPRESENTED BY THE LETTER "C" WHICH STANDS FOR CHOCOCOCONUT. Seals are just dog mermaids. HEY YO MA WHER U AT!? U WANNA GO BRO? U WANNA GO OUT SUMTIME BRO? U LIKE ITALIAN BRO? IMMA MAKE U FEEL SPECIAL BRO! GONNA TREAT U RIGHT BRO!
* bear is confused* I SAID FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER! *X Files Theme Plays*
* bear is confused* I SAID FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER! *X Files Theme Plays*
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the wind blows.