The wind howled and echoed through the mossy trees of the forest. All was quiet and soundless, with not a peep or a whisper in the air. I trotted through the damp and muddy grounds, wandering off into the deep, dark night. This was a place not for someone like me, but I guess myself not belonging here was what motivated me to explore. I always treasured the feeling of fear or excitement.
What was I searching for? I was searching for the answer.
Now "The Answer" could be many different things. Perhaps I was looking for civilisation after my hopeless trip through this infamously tretcherous forest? Or maybe I am looking for a friend who I have lost in this forest? No. I have no friends. I mean, once I had a friend, but they left.
I was in this horrid place because of one thing: Curiosity.
I was always a stubborn Pokémon and I think if I make my way out of this situation, a more terrible one will lurk right around the corner. All I had to do was think.
I am still pondering what I hope to find in this forest, but my instincts point to just...anything. My life has become so bland and hopeless that I don't even care what happens to me, I just want something to happen. And I guess this is where my story starts.
*SNAP*! It is nothing, you just stepped on a stick. There is no monster hiding in the bush to your left and they are not going to jump out and attack you when you le... "Oh shut up brain! You and my stupid instincts got me into this mess, and you're supposed to get me out! Not distract me with bad thoughts." I need to stop talking to myself, and I need to start talking about my future.
How am I going to get out of this stupid forest? Ugh, why does an unlucky Kabutops like me always end up in terrible places like these?
Then...a light. On the corner of my right eye, a dim, yet visible orange light glimmers through the trees. Out of my stupidity and curiousity I decide to persuade what caused it. As I get closer to the place where that slim of intrest catches my gaze, I begin to hear sounds of banging. Not the sounds of sexual intercourse you sick bastards, but the sounds of pain. I come closer to the sounds of terror, to see a greater sight of terror. A Sigilyph was holding a Blaziken captive in their psychic trap. I peak my head and ears in a bit closer, eager to get in on what is happening.
"You have not paid up, you know what happens when our clients don't pay up!" The Psychic/Flying type scolded at the Blaziken. "I told you! It is my sister who owes you money, not me!" The Fire/Fighting type pleaded back. "Whether sister or not, my boss needs the money, unless either of you don't have it..." Then the Blaziken is flung towards a tree. "...Then you will have to pay." The Sigilyph finishes levitating the Fire starter in the air again.
"Help her." No, this...this is private buisiness, I should not interfere. "But she's getting her ass kicked by that psychic bastard!" Wait, it's a she? "Yes, didn't you notice she had boobs?" Uhg, I don't want those thoughts in my mind. "Then get the thought of boobs out and the thought of bravery in!" Besides! She probably deserves i... *BLAM*!
I feel pain in the side of my stomach as I am hurdled back. I pick myself up and see the Blaziken has been shoved against the wall and the Sigilyph is firing many Psyshocks all over the place, and one of them hit me. The Psychic type then begins rubbing her chest. They then trace their wing across the Blaziken's left breast and rubs the nipple.
"Nnggh, Let me gooohhh...AAAaahhh." The Blaziken moans out. "It sure is lucky your heating season has come, otherwise I would have to kill you sooner." Okay, now I am going to kill that asshole. "That's the spirit!" My brain cheers to me.
I raise my blades above my head and start humming an ancient incantation. Five large boulders appear above me, levitating, waiting for my command. Let's see if that Flying type can withstand my ancient power. I toss the boulders towards the Aigilyph, and it hits! The Flying fuck goes hurling off into a tree.
"Ow! Augh, what the fuck is this?" The Sigilyph says floating back up in a bit of pain. "This is your demise." I sneer at it, giving it an intimidating stare before lunging my blades towards him and slash a huge cut in his body. He cries out in agony, before picking himself up and flying off quickly.
I turn back to the sexually harassed Blaziken and help her up to her feet. I tear off a couple of bits of bark from nearby trees to cover up her private parts. She crawls away from me when I out them near her parts, but when I give her a look of kindness, she accepts them and covers herself up.
"Wh...why did you help me?" She says trying to regain her strength. "Well, why wouldn't I?" "I'm not the type of Pokémon others want to stick around." "Why?" "I just, aren't very good at making friends." "Well, would you like one?" "Would I like what?" "A friend." "Really? Of course! Who do you have in mind?" "Me!"
"Oh...um." She says stopping and leaning against a tree. "What's wrong?" "I...I've told you lots, now tell me why you really helped me." "Well, in truth, I was bored." "What do you mean?" "My own stupid curiosity led me into this forest and I am now kinda lost. When I saw you getting attacked by that Sigilyph, I was having a conversation with my brain whether I should have saved you or not."
"Wait, you were watching that guy beat the shit out of me while you stood and did nothing!? You could have helped me earlier!" "Well I wasn't sure if I should have interfered, you looked so strong that I thought you could have easily kicked his butt!" (If Sigilyphs' even have butts) "I...ugh, whatever. I guess I am lost too, so I suggest we try and find an exit together." "Okay." I reply.
We walk through the muddy ground for a good half-an-hour until we finnaly come to a sign of hope, or...well, a sign of directions. In front of us is an undercover area with a map behind a thin layer of glass. It is mighty convenient because it began to pour a couple minutes back. We rush under the shelter to gaze at our saviour.
"Okay, so we are here, and if we follow the right path, we should get back to the town in another 25 minutes." The Blaziken points on the map. "Also, what's your answer?" I ask her. "Huh? What answer?" "Would you like to be friends?" "You don't want to be friends with me." "I have had a pretty rough day. My trainer ditched me and left me in the wild." "Oh uh...I am sorry." "Never mind, he was kind of a dick anyway. Excuse my language." She laughs to this.
When the rain subsides we continue on the path. "Hey, I didn't get your name." She says. "Hmm? Oh right. My name is Marvin. What's yours?" "My name is Lucy."
We then come to an opening, soon followed with civilisation. We enter a town widely inhabited with many different Pokémon. She tells me where she lives so we both walk there. She leads me to a tall apartment buildain't and up about three flights of stairs until we come to a room with the number "7" on it.
"I am going to kill him." She whispers to herself. "Wait, what? What are you gonna do?" I say looking up at her. She knocks on the door thrice and we wait for someone to answer it. A minute or so later a Scizor comes to the door and opens it.
He then runs up to Lucy, pulls her into a hug and says: "Oh thank god you are okay! I wish that I could have helped you." "Helped me? The moment the Sigilyph attacked us you ran off like a timid Combusken!" Lucy replies with a more angered expression. "You are glad that I'm still you're girlfriend." Wait, she is his Boyfriend? Oh shut up brain.
"If it wasn't for Marvin I would have gotten raped." "Wait, who's Marvin?" "Down here." I say to him. He looks down at me, but frowns. "Are you trying to steal my girl shrimp?" He says chocking me by my neck. "What? No I am not trying to steal your girlfriend!" I say gasping for air as he releases me. I hate bloody steel types.
"Tom, stop harassing everyone you meet, he just saved me from that Sigilyph. Which reminds me, thank you for helping me." She says kneeling down to me and giving me a short hug.
"I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT! You're cheating on me!" The Scizor wails. "Ugh, I better get this puppy dog inside before he wakes the neighbours. Bye Marvin." She says dragging the Scizor inside the room. "Bye Lucy." I say right before she shuts the door.
Well, you got that adventure you wanted, what now? Now I guess I live life. Maybe I'll get a job or something. That will be hard with those blades of yours. You're not a lover, you're a fighter. I can be whatever I want to be, if I want to love someone, I shall love them. What? Like Lucy? What Lucy? Hell no! She's already taken by that Scizor. She deserves better that that asshole. Maybe, but I am not that right man for her. Trust me, you will be. When?
Soon.