Hi everyone! I know, most people don't really bother to read the author's notes (well I don't, I just skip ahead to the story most of the time) _ but anyways, to the people that do: Um, well I hope you enjoy this!


Ulquiorra. God how I hate that name. It makes me sick. Damn "cuatra", him and his "aizen-sama" words piss me off. Why the hell is he like that anyways? The guy rarely, no scratch that, NEVER shows any emotion whatsoever. I loathe him, from the depths of my hollow hole. Wait, my hole's on my abdomen. So I hate him from my stomach? Why does this not make sense?! Screw this, I hate him. Hate, hate, hate, loathe, loathe, loathe, fuck him, fuck him, screw him and his pale emo ass.

"Grimmjow"

That little bastard can rot in hell. Hell, I'll probably meet you there, and when I do, I'll make it even worse for you. The devil has nothing on me, I'll make you suffer and throw you in the flames till you burn and when you come back alive, I'll tear you limb from limb and commit every act of sin against you.

"Grimmjow!"

Wait, what are the seven deadly sins again? Let's see: Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Lust…. wait, lust? Oh there's no fucking way I'll fuck that slut. I bet he's a good little whore for "aizen-sama".

"Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez!"

"Huh?"

Grimmjow looked over at the end of the table. Lord Aizen was very annoyed and his expression was masked by a smile.

"I've been calling your name for the past few minutes, and you have yet to give me an answer" he said calmly

"Oh, well Aizen.."

"Aizen-sama, the Sexta clearly hasn't been paying attention to what you were saying."

Oh god, how I hate that voice

"Ulquiorra, that may be true, however I believe Grimmjow must have paid some attention, therefore I'm inclined to believe he'd like to give me something close to a reasonable answer" Aizen said

"Lord Aizen, Aizen-sama if you prefer, Uh well…." Grimmjow muttered

"Yes?" Aizen asked

"Forgive me, but may I ask what your request was?" Grimmjow asked

"Ha! Figures you dumbass!" Nnoitra said laughing

"Oh psh, we all doze off every now and then, forgive the poor espada Aizen-sama. I'm pretty sure everyone here agrees with me that Grimmjow is highly incapable of listening due to his attitude towards these meetings" Szayel

"Agreed" said Starrk, Luisenbarn, Harribel, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Zommari, and Aaroniero in unison

"Hmm, in that case, I'm willing to repeat myself, just this once Grimmjow. So please listen"

"Yes Aizen-sama, I'm all ears. So wadaya want?" Grimmjow asked

"The final battle is this winter, so I'm suggesting perhaps you take care of whatever business you have now so you may train for the rest of that time period. It applies to everyone else as well. Anyways, that was all I wanted to say to everyone. You are dismissed."

Everyone walked out slowly, pushing their chairs back in and walking to their assigned rooms. Well, everyone except for Grimmjow.

"Fuck this. Szayel!" Grimmjow yelled

"Yes Grimmjow?" Szayel asked questionably

"Gimme 5 bottles of beer, I don't care what kind, 2 bottles of sake, and 5 bottles of vodka, I want one to be flavored. Oh yea," Grimmjow raised his voice "NO ONE BOTHER ME FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS! I'LL BE VERY BUSY!"

"Uh sure thing 6" everyone muttered

"What in god's name do you need all that alcohol for?" Szayel asked retrieving the liquor

"To drink idiot" Grimmjow growled slamming his door entering his room

"Oh my" Nnoitra said

"Well, someone should look after him. Who knows what he'll do in that room by himself," Szayel looked around "Ulquiorra!" he shouted

Ulquiorra stared at Szayel

"What is it?" he said emotionless

Szayel placed all the bottles of alcohol onto Ulquiorra arms

"You are to babysit Grimmjow and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." He said smiling

"No" Ulquiorra stated

"Oh but excuse me 'number 4' but, you should know Grimmjow is very hostile and no one dares to disturb him and/or doesn't wish too. So consider the fact that no one wants to do this, and you're the only one who will comply to this task. I'll ask again: Please watch over Grimmjow? Aizen-sama would've wanted the same thing" Szayel said

"…..fine" Ulquiorra muttered

Everyone retrieved into their rooms, and Ulquiorra paced over to Grimmjow's room. His hand were full so he spoke out.

"Open up trash. I have your large amounts of toxic"

After a moment or so, the door opened and Grimmjow appeared standing in the door way. He looked at person before him.

"Ulquiorra?.." Grimmjow asked

A moment of silence.

Grimmjow grabbed the bottles of alcohol and placed them on the floor "Thanks Cuatra" he said slamming the door in Ulquiorra's face.

Ulquiorra sighed and knocked on the door.

"Whadaya want?!" Grimmjow asked inside his room

"Let me in trash."

"Why the hell should I?!"

"It's either that or I'll cero the door. Your choice"

Grimmjow immediately opened the door

"Fine fine, get in already" he said pulling Ulquiorra into his room

It's cleaner than I expected. At least the Sexta doesn't have any hygienic issues.

The room was pretty plain. White walls made up the empty atmosphere, simple furniture was around: a dresser against the eastern side, a white sofa covering the middle of the area with lanterns creating a faint light, and a large bed on the western side of the room. Strange, the bed sheets were the only thing of a different color. Blue silk with a black outline.

"So why are you here again?" Grimmjow asked laying down on the couch

"Simply to observe you, and to prevent any irrational decisions you may make in the near future" Ulquiorra explained

"Why?.." Grimmjow asked with a questionably stare

"Why what?"

"Why do you talk like that? All sophisticated and shit, it's fucking annoying" Grimmjow scowled taking a sip from a beer

"Unlike you, trash, I see no reason for me to speak in such a language you choose," Ulquiorra picked up a bottle of vodka "If you don't mind me asking, why do you drink this toxic?"

Grimmjow growled in annoyance

"First off Ulquiorra, it's alcohol. Not toxic. I don't see why you call it that."

"They drink this in the human world don't they?" Ulquiorra stared at the vodka bottle and ran his fingers over the label "Isn't it said if they drink too much, they will get poisoned?"

"Yea, but there's a limit. Besides they'd havta drink insanely large amounts for them to get 'poisoned'. And look, we're hollows, there's a difference." Grimmjow took another sip

"I knew that trash," Ulquiorra walked over and sat down on the bed "What else were you planning to do after you finish drinking?"

Grimmjow shrugged

"The alcohol calms me down, I don't know why, just makes me feel better. I wasn't really planning anything but just lock myself up in here and sleep" he took another sip

Ulquiorra stared at the bottle. "Absolut Vodka: Citron" it read

"You say it makes you feel better?" he asked

"In a way, yea it does." Grimmjow said

Ulquiorra continued to stare at the bottle

"Why ya keep looking at it?" Grimmjow asked. No response "Ulquiorra?"

"Curiosity fell upon me," Ulquiorra looked over at Grimmjow "I'd..like to try this, if that's okay with you"

It grew quiet.

"May I?" Ulquiorra asked

Grimmjow drank the rest of the beer, and licked his lips. Was he really asking his opinion? That's a first. He knew Ulquiorra had manners, but still.

"Fine. Sure. Do whatever you want" Grimmjow said lazily opening another beer

Ulquiorra looked at the bottle, and easily unscrewed the cap. He looked around the room.

"You wouldn't happen to have a glass around would you?" Ulquiorra asked

Grimmjow slowly turned towards him

"You're…serious? Really? You just opened it. It's clean. Just drink it out of the fucking bottle"

"Sexta, I will not resort to doing that. Because if I do, then I'll have to drink the entire bottle to prevent sharing any 'germs' you might have. I just want to try it, and it was yours to begin with so I'd prefer a glass, if that's so difficult to comprehend" Ulquiorra explained

Grimmjow had his newly opened beer up to his lips. Slighty irritated by no response, Ulquiorra spoke again.

"Trash"

Grimmjow let the alcohol slowly pass through his mouth and took big gulps.

"Sexta"

No response.

"Grimmjow?" Ulquiorra asked softly

He looked over at Ulquiorra. Surprised, hearing him say his name. Grimmjow's eyes gestured towards the vodka bottle, then he looked down at his beer and started drinking again. Ulquiorra sighed and slowly brought the bottle to his lips. He tilted his head back and drank a few ounces of vodka. Immediately, he put the bottle down and brought his hand to cover his mouth.

"It..has a foul taste" Ulquiorra said insulting

"Yea, I thought so too." Grimmjow said drinking

"Then why drink something so disgusting?"

"It's…an acquired taste Ulquiorra. It may taste different, but most grow to like it"

"I take it you have?" Ulquiorra asked

"As a matter of fact, yes, yes I have" Grimmjow said laughing

Ulquiorra blushed (unnoticed by Grimmjow) and gulped. He brought the bottle to his lips and tilted his head back to drink

Perhaps, I shall acquire the taste right now….

2 hours later

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow were both sitting on the bed. 12 empty bottles were scattered on the ground. All the alcohol was consumed, and both seemed slightly drunk.

CRASH. A beer bottle was thrown against the wall and was now shattered. Ulquiorra was crying hysterically.

"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! WEAK HUMANS ARE TRASH! HOLLOWS ARE TRASH! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH! YOU'RE TRASH! I'M TRASH!" Ulquiorra pointed towards the broken beer bottle "THAT.. IS NOW TRASH! AND AIZEN-SAMA…IS GARBAGE!!!!"

Grimmjow patted Ulquiorra's shoulder.

"I know, I know Ulquiorra. Aizen-sama's a bastard"

Ulquiorra continued to cry, and clinged onto Grimmjow.

"So…*sniff* you …really understand me then? Thank god…"

Grimmjow lifted Ulquiorra's chin up to look at him.

"Of course I understand, actually I'm surprised that I do… uh mean, I used to kinda hate you…"

Ulquiorra's eyes started watering, then started bawling his eyes out on Grimmjow's lap. Grimmjow wrapped his arms around Ulquiorra tightly and started crying too.

"But Ulqu-chan! Things have changed! Things..have changed! THINGS HAVE CHANGED! You're like my best friend now. And that's like CRAZY." Grimmjow said wiping his tears

Ulquiorra looked up

"Ulqu-chan?" he smiled "I like that nickname" he hugged Grimmjow "Grimmjow's my best friend" he muttered happily

"Yea, and Ulquiorra's mine," he looked at Ulquiorra "Aye, I wanna show ya something. It's something that I've been saving for..like.. ever" Grimmjow got up off the bed and walked over towards his dresser. He opened up a drawer and pulled out something. He placed it on Ulquiorra's lap.

"Oh what's this?" Ulquiorra asked puzzled. It was slightly heavy, and wrapped in a black velvet drawstring bag. He opened it up. Inside was a fairly large bottle. The glass of the bottle had a fogged texture, the liquid was electric blue, and on the label it read 'Hypnotiq'. Ulquiorra wrapped his fingers around the neck of the bottle and giggled.

"It's Grimmjow's color.." he said with his his green eyes sparkling

"Do you want to try some with me?" Grimmjow asked nervously

"Oh but it's yours! I couldn't possibly…"

"Hey, if it's you, then.. I..I wouldn't mind sharing.." Grimmjow said blushing

Ulquiorra also blushed then nooded

"Oh well ok, just a little more then…"

Grimmjow opened the bottle and Ulquiorra drank.

"Good huh? I found it in the human world" Grimmjow explained

Ulquiorra sighed and wiped his lips, then gave the bottle to Grimmjow

"Very good," he said giggling "fruity too, it's delicious"

Grimmjow sipped then smacked his lips

"Oh yea huh, never noticed until you mentioned it"

Ulquiorra patted the space on the bed next to him

"Come. Sit down." Ulquiorra said happily

Grimmjow looked curiously at him for a second, then shrugged and sat down next to him. His eyes then gazed over and he stared at Ulquiorra.

"Wha..what is it?" Ulquiorra asked stuttering

"I've never noticed before, but you're…really pretty, no, beautiful is more like it" Grimmjow said softly

Ulquiorra's face became flushed and he looked down

"Don't joke around. If anyone's beautiful..it's you" he said muttering the last part

"Really?!" Grimmjow leaned in closer "Ulqu-chan thinks I'm beautiful?"

"Ye..yea, very much so.."

Grimmjow ruffled Ulquiorra's hair and smiled

"Thanks!"

Ulquiorra looked at him. His expression was nervous and his eyes kept wavering between the floor and the sexta's gaze. Grimmjow place his hand on top of Ulquiorra's.

"Something wrong?" He asked confused

Ulquiorra gulped. The tension was really thick. Almost awkward to him. He felt his heart race, and was so sure Grimmjow can hear it. His mind was going in spirals, he didn't know what he was feeling. Grimmjow hesitantly leaned in closer and turned his head. Ulquiorra's eyes went wide, but he felt paralyzed. He felt their lips press lightly. Soft. Warm. It was just a peck, so undeniably innocent. Grimmjow quickly pulled away.

"I uhh..sorry, I won't do that again" he muttered

"Grimmjow.." Ulquiorra said

Grimmjow looked over towards him. Ulquiorra wrapped his arms around him

"It's..okay"

"Wha..whadaya mean?" Grimmjow murmured in his ear

Ulquiorra pulled back and smiled at him

"This is what I mean"

Ulquiorra's lips pressed against Grimmjow's.

"Ulqu.." he said quietly. Grimmjow leaned in and nibbled Ulquiorra's bottom lip. He parted his lips and Grimmjow stuck his tongue in, first going over his teeth and then drinking him in. It was slow and sensual. Grimmjow's hand rubbed up Ulquiorra's leg, his breathing became heavy and Ulquiorra pushed off Grimmjow's jacket. The taste of alcohol lingered in their kiss, physical beings overpowered their mental. Confused and lost in lust.

"Lay down"


Oh how I love to put cliff hangers lol. This is my first Ulqu/Grimm fic and I'm a new fan of this pairing so I decided to make one. To the people who are reading this, I want to say thank you for doing so! I want to write a lemon for this, but I want to know what you guys think. And if so, who shall be seme? In my opinion, I would say Grimmjow, but I know some people prefer Ulquiorra since he technically is stronger. If it comes to a tie, then I shall make 2 sections to choose from (1 chapter shall have Ulquiorra seme, another chapter will have Grimmjow seme) so everyone can be happy!

Please review and give me feedback so I can continue!