Attack On Jerry Springer!
Chapter 1: Is My Boyfriend Cheating On Me?!
"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY JERRY!" The live audience chanted and cheered as Jerry Springer appeared on the main stage. "Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Jerry Springer!" Jerry said."Today we are here because this lovely young lady Mikasa Ackerman is here to prove that her Boyfriend Eren Jeager has been cheating on her!"
The entire audience gasped as the camera zoomed in on Mikasa. The Asian did not looked pleased. She wore a deathly glare that would have put even the manliest of men to tears. "Eren Jeager is a fucking horn dog and I'm here to prove it once and for all!" She growled. "Now Mikasa, tell us why you think Eren is cheating on you?" Jerry asked walking over to her with his microphone.
The enraged Mikasa snatched the microphone and got up from her chair holding up a plastic Ziploc bag filled with "evidence ". " Exhibit A.." Mikasa said pulling out a pair of super frilly lace things "I found these underneath his pillow last night while he was out!" She held them out high for the whole audience to see. Shocked gasps and oohhs and ahhss filled the studio as they looked at the underwear.
"And I take it you don't wear thongs Miss Ackerman?" Jerry asked snickering."HELL NO! THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A PORN STAR WOULD WEAR!" She growled. Reaching back in the bag she then pulled out a few long blonde hairs showing it to the audience. " and since when the fuck do Asians have blonde hair Jerry!? I found these all over the bed!" She exclaimed. She then turned her attention to the screen where a picture of a small curvy woman was shown in sexy black lingere and posing for the camera."EXHIBIT C! I FOUND A PICTURE OF SOME RANDOM HOE ON HIS PHONE!" She said. The person shown in the picture was only visible from the shoulders down and laying in Eren's bed posing.
Jerry's eyes widened when he looked at the evidence. "Well it looks like Eren has a little explaining to do.." Jerry replied. "Damn right he does!" Mikasa growled."Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Eren to the stage!" The audience immediately broke out into a bunch of BOOs and profanities as poor Eren walked onto the stage. "BOOOOOOOOO!" the audience yelled as Eren took a seat next to Mikasa.
"So Eren, your girlfriend has told me a lot of interesting things about you" Jerry said looking over to the mangy haired boy."Jerry I swear to God it's not what you think!" Eren replied sweating bullets."Like Hell it is!" Mikasa said snatching Eren by his collar."Who did you bring in my bed Eren!? Was it that bitch Annie!?"
As if on cue Annie walked onto the stage with a super relaxed and bored look on her face."Mikasa, you're delusional as hell if you think I would sleep with Eren of all people.." She replied scowling in disgust. Mikasa got up from her chair and immediately jumped Annie causing a dog fight.
"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience screamed in excitement as ten security guards swarmed the stage and attempted to pull the two women off of each other. "Nobody touches my Eren!" Mikasa growled "Especially you bitch!" Screams of excitement flooded the room as Annie scrambled out of the security guards grasps and tackled Mikasa to the ground.
DING! DING! DING!
"JERRY! JERRY! JEERY! JERRY!"
"This just in people!" Jerry said gaining the audience's attention."It appears we have a surprise mystery guest!" The two girls and Eren stopped and watched as a short petite person stepped out onto the stage covered from head to toe in a dark green hooded cloak."The hell is that?" Annie asked still on top of Mikasa on the ground.
"Mikasa.." The Person spoke, "Annie didn't do it.." Mikasa's eyes then widened in shock "Armin?..is that you?" She asked. "What's the cream puff doing on this show!?" Annie asked. "And what's up with the hood?" Armin looked up at Mikasa and blushed before taking off the cloak letting it drop to the floor.
Every one in the audience screamed in excitement and had a nosebleed at what Armin was wearing underneath. Armin..sweet, awkward, dorky little Armin was wearing the exact same risque lingere seen in the picture along with some dark red lipstick putting both girls on stage to shame." I slept with Eren.." He said sheepishly.
Eren tried to hide his nosebleed in shame. "WHAT THE HELL?!" Annie said. Mikasa's entire face darkened as she slowly got up and made her way towards Armin. "Uhh Mikasa? C-calm down.." Mikasa cracked her knuckles giving Armin a look of death. "Armin..say goodbye to your manhood" Armin screamed as Mikasa chased him around the studio with a blade and a shotgun."GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
"JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!"
Jerry, Eren, and Annie sweatdropped looking at the spectacle before them "
"Well that's it for this episode! Tune in next time for the next episode of Jerry Springer!"