Is sick of trying to write good…
Will splurge to get rid of stress…at 11:19 in the morning…
Dyme: My god…*thinks to himself* can't say that no…well…my good lord woman what the heck is wrong with you.
SLH: Dunno…I think…I think I want to kill someone…
Aries: *suddenly gets a cold feeling* I'm going to die…aren't I?
Mimi: Yep! :) be proud she'll kill you quick…
*Bloodcurdling scream*
Mimi: Scratch that…I wish you a happy and slow, painful, deadly death…Dear *smiles and runs away*
Aries:...:( I don't want to die!!! I'll eat the 'special' cookie!!! I'll even get my hair cut bald just anything but…*clicking noise* OH DEAR GOD!!!!
SLH: *holding a butter knife* ARIES-kuuunnnnn.
Sasuke: Why are we here?
Naruto: I don't really know…but I have the strangest feeling to…
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Charming Sins
SLHuntress
Chapter one: The brothers Uzumaki
Birds chirping, sun shining, world waking up in reds and yellows…why do I hate this time of the day again? Roll over…scrict scratch…why? I wonder? "NARUTO! Get your lazy ass out of that bed or I'll come up there and make you sorry to be alive!" Oh yeah…that's why. Good Morning Naruto Uzumaki! I see you're a little sleepy, why don't you rest for FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES and try to get ready for the horrors of high school today. "I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN!" Yeah yeah oh loving brother of mine…I'm up…I'm up. I feel my body slip out of bed and then it's hello floor! Good Morning! Smack! "Fuck!" I hear oh loving brother's angry footsteps pounding up to my room and the flinch as the door is slammed against it.
Kyuubi…or as a lot of people called him Kyuubi no Kistune…nine tailed fox of Shinsaku high. Girls swooned over his 5'9 height, and his long, pretty crimson hair that he keeps wild and untamed over his creamy white uniform, and his awesome but lanky physic that made him the small, silent, but don't fuck with type, and his stupid hazel eyes that could pierce anyone's soul and make them naked before him, and his stupid quiet demeanor oh and let's not forget the fact that he's bronze like me, has the same face, body, and height and still gets hit on more than I do! I swear women are the most confusing things since…well…evolution. There I said it! He locked his pericing eyes on mine in a set glare, a frilly, red apron over his uniform that said 'Lick my feet and then praise how it tastes' with a picture of a drop of blood painted blue underneath the black writing, then snorted in amusement. "Bastard…"
"Need help Naru-chan?" I couldn't see it, but I could smell that asshole smirk that only three people I knew possessed. I huffed, rising with a grace all my own and falling back on my soft comforter, my head supported by its complete disarray as it lay bunched up by the window. "Get out Kyuu!" I said pouting. Now anyone who's ever seen my famous Uzumaki pout would tell you it's a sin for a boy to look so cute poking out his lip and glaring across the room at an older and slightly different version of himself, but not the prick standing five meters away from me. "Oh I'll get out Naru-chan…" he advanced toward my bed and picked me up by my waist like I weighed nothing in the world "…as soon as you get ready and get that psychopath out of my kitchen…" he dropped my outside my room like a ton of bricks, shut my door, and then walked away laughing as I sat pale…not this early.
I made the best effort in my life to take a shower, get dressed in our lame blue, white and gold uniform, brush my teeth, finger comb my hair, say bye bye to Persil (So! I didn't want to name the fox plushie a girlier name…even though it had a huge pink bow on it), grab my bag, socks, cell, mp3, and anything else I'd need in 20 seconds flat before rushing downstairs looking like I'd gone through hell and back….and there he sat. It was the devil himself in the most attractive body known to women and male kind, Karetsu. He was a bad, mother-(A/N: NO no shaft rip-off just no...) that had the face of the loveliest angel in the world…and even the manners to match. He sat drinking a cup of coffee (decaffeinated I really hope) with a drawing book under his free hand sketching without looking. His glasses were fogged over but you could still make out the long, inky black lashes that frame his hidden grey eyes. He turned to look at me and I nearly had to shield my eyes from the glare of all the chains and earrings he had on him today. He was in his standard, inverted uniform, and it made me cringe in realization at how good I though he looked drowning in black with subtle hints of red and gray. *Sigh* He smiled at me, a sickeningly sweet smile that made me want to claw out my insides and eat them…his smile is just that damn scary.
"What's wrong Naruto-kun? You look like you've just seen a ghost" His voice was genuinely laced with concern, deep and loving, yet soft and delicate. Yes…a good singing voice. His eyes even started to tear…I swear he's bipolar. "N…nothing's wrong Karetsu-sempai. Good Morning!" I even bowed as if I was talking to royalty.
He answered me with a breathtaking smile that made me have that stupid crush on him freshman year "Thank goodness…I'd be worried if you were not feeling well Naruto-kun." I stammered for a second before Kyuubi spoke up. "This is all well and nice…caring and all…but I need to cause my teachers misery so if you don't mind" the door was wide open and waiting for us to use. "Shall we go Naruto-kun?" again that soft, polite singer voice of his…creepy and extremely cute. I fear for my life.
….The rose did speak and it told me of all of the horrible things its thorns could do…
We were five minutes early…as usual, thanks to Karetsu, and I couldn't help but feel nervous for some reason…like my impending death was about to hit me. I stepped out of the car as Kyuubi did and started to walk down to the hugest school in school history…not that it really mattered. Karetsu, my ever faithful bodyguard, stuck close to my side as he walked with feline grace…it always made me feel calmer. Kyuubi was instantly whisked by some third years who he fondly calls his 'associates' and Karetsu got ambushed by a girl a little shorter than me. "Aniki!" I heard the brunette cry as she ran into the unmoving, brick wall. Mimi was the dark goddess of this school for her heart of gold and her spine of steel. She would do anything for a person in need and I found myself very happy to be in her presence as she hugged Karetsu tightly then moved to me, smothering me in a natural perfume that was her everyday scent. "Mi…Mimi-chan I…think…that…n…n…Naruto-kun can't breathe" I heard the ever shy Hinata say from behind me as she coaxed Mimi off me.
Mimi flashed her a small, but very bright smile "You know I can't help it Hinata-chan…he's so cute in his uniform with those big blue eyes" I blushed and told her to shut up but all I got was a soft laugh from both her and Hinata. "Naruto!" Ugh…too early. I saw Dog-breath making his way toward me with Shikamaru and a smiling Lee. Karetsu suddenly twitched and moved behind me and as small as he was he was fully behind me, so much so I could feel his breath on my neck. After a couple of weird and somewhat embarrassing comments we finally got a chance to go inside and die at the hell we call school…well at least me…joy.
With the way Kakashi comes, we could have wasted 20 more minutes before even walking in for the late bell, but tell that to Karetsu and you'll be drinking your own body fluid. The man walked in with his porn novel over his face, as usual, followed by two other guys. One was about my height if not a little taller with shining black hair that looked blue as he stood in the light, and the hardest obsidian eyes I've ever seen in my lifetime. As he looked at me, I suddenly wondered if I was really so tan, I mean he was just so pale it made it seem like he was made from the clouds or from pure ivory…a precious yet beautiful white dabbed with the right amount of darkness…hmm?
The other wasn't like the boy I had been staring at for five whole minutes as they wrote their names on the board. The guy next to him had blond hair that curled on his left eye covering it complexly and completely, falling back in wisps to the back where it faded off in a darkened crimson color. As he turned to address the class his solitary eye shone a horrific crimson, boring right into my head before turning to Karetsu who had taken the seat next to me, and smiling quickly. He gave me the creeps. The raven wore the standard uniform while the blond wore the inverted; it made me think of this manga I had read two months ago for summer. The blonds' voice broke into my thoughts like liquid steel "Hello," he was staring right at Karetsu "I'm Minase, Kaji. Thank you for having me." After his statement he politely bowed, and got a few giggles in admiration; his eyes never left the raven by my side.
After the blond moved back to let the raven speak, I looked at my silent friend…only to see him…smiling…like he just got the best gift in the world…yep…psychotic. I look back at the raven like I had just seen the devil but the look faded as the he spoke. He bowed before speaking "Uchiha, Sasuke. Nice to meet you" more giggles of admiration as he stood and glanced off. Kakashi just simply told us that they were coming back from the Americas and gave them seats. The raven sat next to me while the blond sat two seats back from the raven, right where a good friend of Karetsu sits. I looked back and snickered as the blond locked a glare onto frosty jade eyes that stared heatedly back at him. It was hilarious until Karetsu looked back, then the blond forgot all about those frosty gems. So much for a class distraction.
...Every time I looked at it, it'd grace me with an angelic "I love you Oji-sama…love me forever…"
Love the world for it created lunch and with lunch comes off campus privileges. Yeah…lunch, art, and gym is where all my good grades come from but give me break! You'd be happy too if you had hawk-like obsidian eyes staring at you like you're a juicy mouse while the face attached has an attitude that sucks ass. I'm glad he's being shown around by Sakura or else he'd probably follow me…speak of the devil. How the CRAP did he get up here! And why is he talking to Kyuubi, and why is his hair longer, and he wears glasses…there kinda cute…focus…and "Naru-chan" I cringed, why the hell can't he call me Naruto like everyone else. He sat there smiling at me…smiling…Kyuubi… "Who are you and what have you done with my brother?" I screamed, Kyuubi blinked at me, smile wearing off.
"I shouldn't have dropped you on your head as a child" he said turning back to the Uchiha.
"Wha??!!??"
"Listen idiot…nothing is wrong with me. I may get high off the sight of your pain and suffering…and maybe off of the fact that you still sleep curled to the side like a kitten…and the blood of other people…whatever but I still am hu-man." He said this slowly, as if he was talking to a child.
"Bastard"
"Dad died before either one of us knew him so…yeah…you're a bastard too" I hate him and his stupid logic!
"Shut up! And what the hell are you doing talking to Sasuke?" the raven next to him finally caught my attention as he took a fry out of the various Wendys bags my brother had next to him. His eyes flashed red as they hit the sun, then turned to me a normal black "So you've met my Ototou hmm?" his voice was a deeper, darker version of the silky younger Uchiha's…I did not just think that…My mind is just in shock (A/n: Sure it is Naru sure…) Wait "Ototou…"
"Yes Ototou…" He pointed behind me and my hair almost went white from shock as my vision was greeted by those hawk-like eyes "I told you we look alike Sasuke"
"Shut up Itachi! No one likes looking at your pale ass anyway (A/N: Sorry but Ouch…that sounds like something I'd say to my mom)" Wow that was the most emotion I'd seen out of him all day.
Itachi growled, the smirked wickedly "Not true" and he brushed back a lock of my brothers hair, to which said brother looked at him fondly.
I could feel Sasuke twitch "An asshole for an asshole" he muttered and I laughed a little bit. He walked over to the pair and grabbed a bag, then proceeded to sit far away from the odd couple who started to share food; I followed him with my own bag. He let out a small sigh as he bit in a fry and then crinkled his nose. "What?" I asked.
"Wendys' fries suck" Wow and he's funny.
"How'd you get away from Sakura? No one in this school that's really cute gets away from her so fast" I blurted out after taking a bite of the chicken nuggets my brother got for me.
He looked at me with a smirk until I realized what I said and looked, blushing "A boy with a bowl cut that had energy for days offered to take her to lunch, and while she was auguring with him I slipped away." That made me laugh again, much harder than last time but when I lifted my head to tell him about what he said, I saw the most beautiful expression on his face. I guess it was because the only people who looked at me like that were Hinata, Karetsu (and it's so rare and in privet), and Kyuubi (when I do something he loves), but I found myself blushing harder under his sweet gaze. It faded when I heard his body shift, and then the clanging of the thin gates behind us "Trouble." I glanced up to see he had an annoyed face plastered on, jaw tightly shut. Then I heard what he meant "Saaassuukkeee-kuuuunnn" that can't be…Sakura? My eyes were wide open in fear, she and Kyuubi don't exactly see eye to eye…long story. She opened the door to the roof in a burst of color, her standard blue and white pleaded skirt flying in the breeze of it.
She smiled brightly at him, and a little twinge of anger boiled inside me "Sasuke-kun! I wasn't done showing you the school" she walked slowly over to us, swinging her hips a little more than needed "We still haven't gotten to the art department and the gym" by now I was twitching but it was hardly noticeable, being that my hands were behind me for support. That's when she noticed me and gasped "Sasuke…why don't you have lunch with me instead! It'll be much better than eating on this drafty rooftop and I'm sure Naruto won't mind. Will you Naruto?" I didn't want to be rude so I kept my mouth shut. Sometimes I really hated Sakura, but this time I had not a reason to…just had the anger inside of me. Sasuke came to my rescue though "No thank you Haruno-san" he said so coldly that my heart quivered a bit…just a bit…I'm used to cold bastards "My brother and I like to spend quality time together" and he pointed behind her where my brother and Itachi sat STILL feeding one another and looking like two lovers off a soap opera…no wonder Kyuubi hadn't scared her already. I laughed a bit as I looked at them, but stopped abruptly as Sakura glared at me "Sorry Sakura-chan"
Her upper lip curled in disgust, her hand sweeping behind her bubblegum hair and pushing it back "That Haruno-san to you"
Her comment caused Sasuke to glare up at her and bite out coldly "And that's Uchiha-san to you Haruno-san." I snapped my head over to look at him, and got the surprise of seeing the sun glare off his iris, turning his eyes a deep crimson color. That, compared with his glare and set jaw, made Sakura quiver in her pristine, white boots. She turned around without uttering another word, and went back inside, shutting the door softly. The young Uchiha just rested against the gates again sighing "What a pain." I just looked down and didn't say anything. The only other person who ignored Sakura Haruno, the most popular cheerleader and the girl I had a huge crush on since third grade, were Kyuubi and him. I looked at him as he ate his burger slowly, looking at the sky, trying to ward off his anger. Why would he be angry?
He doesn't even know me?
TBC
Still tired
Hungry
Pissed
Aries: *Half dead and screaming* Why! Why me! Why not Mimi!
SLH: BECAUSE! I like Mimi.
Mimi: :3
Aries: *Cries*
Naruto: Why do I sound like a girl?
Sasuke: Because this is me we're talking about. I could make the straightest man gay.
Crickets: *Chrep Chrep*
Sasuke: Bitch.
SLH: Thank you! And thank the cricket too! *Crickets Bow*
Sakura: Why did you make Sasu *gets a cold feeling* Uchiha-san angry at me *starts to cry*
SLH: Because I really didn't like you for a long time and you're the only person that would probably be a cheerleader that is a complete…yeah not going to say that…
Sakura: What?
Dyme: Let's break down the facts…
Your pretty and every boy likes you on the show expect most of the main characters, you could have guys flock to you (Sakura: You included *wink* Dyme: Taken)
You kinda always sit on the sidelines and Cheer instead of doing actual fighting
And let's not forget three ( I have more I'm just lazy) the fact that you dislike Naruto (Who would be considered a loser) and you adore Sasuke in the first series (Not. Gonna. Say. Anything.)
Sakura: So you're saying that she hates me!
SLH: No he's saying that all the facts are there. Don't worry…your character gets better.
Sakura: Yay!
SLH: Maybe.
Sakura: Aww…
Mimi: Kay we love you! Read and Review.