I really wanted to do something for Christmas. But I couldn't think of anything. So I was just going to just go about quietly and hope that no one noticed. But the voices in my head would not leave me alone so I thought and thought and I kinda came up with this.
It's pretty bad but I hope it's Christmassy enough. Merry whatever you celebrate.
I don't own GR.
(Sung to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas from Rex's POV)
On the first day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the second day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the third day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the fourth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the fifth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the sixth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the seventh day at Providence, the high-ups gave to me
The Pack on the loose,
A hired best friend
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the eighth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
zombies in Manhattan,
The Pack on the loose,
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the ninth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a long lost brother,
zombies in Manhattan,
The Pack on the loose,
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the tenth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
The Keep full of grunts,
a long lost brother,
zombies in Manhattan,
The Pack on the loose,
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the eleventh day at Providence, the high-ups gave to me
a hostile takeover,
The Keep full of grunts,
a long lost brother,
zombies in Manhattan,
The Pack on the loose,
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
On the twelfth day at Providence, the higher-ups gave to me
a chance to save the world,
a hostile takeover,
The Keep full of grunts,
a long lost brother,
zombies in Manhattan,
The Pack on the loose,
a hired best friend,
Van Kleiss to fight!
a really hot doctor,
a green aggro nanny,
a cranky albino boss, and
a back talking chimpanzee.
I know; it sucks. But thanks for reading anyway.
Merry Christmas and God bless!