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Just a normal day in Wall Rose, Mikasa being protective over Eren, Eren shouting and stressing, Levi not giving two fucks, Hanji being the Titan obsessed woman she is and Jean, all I can say is, Horse.
"ALRIGHT YOU WET FUCK NUGGETS! TIME FOR TRAINING!" A voice bellows like its the center of the fucking world.. Oh of course its the new Captain Riley! (My IRL name is Riley.. Just wanted to include myself in this.. Cuz I'm SPECIAL!) Levi stands up just 1 inch taller than her face to face.. 5cm away from her "So loud.. I like.. Should I shove your head in the pillow when you come down into my and Erens Yaoi dungeon?" Rileys face was just, I could say Mega shocked and looked like she was gonna slit his neck? Mikasa looked the same, Eren just looked blank and written all over his face was 'WTF'. "Co-Captain Levi, should I suffocate you with the pillow then drag your dead body to Eren, let him transform then eat you?" Riley grew a smug smile on her face then walked off while Levi had his mouth wide open and stared at her walk off while Mikasa just laughed and chuckled "Yes Riley! Yes!" Eren just ran up to Levi and punched him in the face "YOU RETARDED WASTE OF SPACE I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" He shouted and stressed so hard his face went bright red "Woah Eren calm yo horse nipples!" Jean walked up to him and patted his head "I'M NOT A FUCKING HORSE!" Eren swung him over his shoulder making Jean land on his back with a massive cracking sound, Mikasa just smiled and put her hand on his shoulder "Calm down Eren" he took a deep breath in and out turning his face back to a normal colour. Hanji just walked off to see her Titans "HANJI!? DIDNT YOU FORGET? THIS IS TRAINING TIME YOU BRUNETTE FUCKTARD!" Riley shouted so fucking loud it made Jean lactate horse milk out of his nipples.