Trunks: Welcome, I am Trunks and will be your narrator for this evening. The following fic
is about true love and romance.
Tasuki: *coughliarcough*
Trunks: Alright! It's actually an absurd parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Chichiri: Hasn't that been done before, no da?
Trunks: *scratches head* I don't know... But this has bashing!
Tasuki: Weirdo.
WARNING: The following fic contains Miaka bashing and other stuff that people are going to flame me for.
Miaka and the Seven Seishi
by Trunks
Trunks:
Once apon a time, a long time ago, there lived a really mean old witch named Yui-
Yui: Mean old witch?!
Trunks:
And what Yui really loved was being beautiful. Every day she would go and stand infront
of her magic mirror and rant and rave.
Yui: Magic mirror on the wall..Who's the prettiest one of all?
Nakago: Look I'm a mirror...
Trunks: *growls*
Nakago: *looks at script* You were the prettiest of the land, but now Miaka is the prettiest
of all...*looks over at Trunks* That didn't even rhyme.
Trunks: *grumbles*
Yui: SOMEONE PRETTIER THAN ME?! HOW CAN THIS BE?!
Nakago: How come she gets to rhyme and I don't?
Trunks: *bangs head on wall repeatedly*
Yui: I must find and put a stop to this "Miaka" once and for all!
Trunks: Soo...The now ugly Yui sent out a hunter to track down and kill Miaka, demanding that he
bring back her heart as proof. *pauses then turnes towards cast* Does Miaka have a heart?
Yui: *shrug*
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Miaka: Lalalalalala *is picking flowers, completely clueless*
Suboshi: *sneaking up with a huge stick*
Miaka: *continues her awful singing*
Suboshi: *wacks Miaka on the head with the stick*
Trunks: And Miaka fell to the ground motionless.
Suboshi: Uh oh...
Trunks: What now?
Suboshi: I think I hit her too hard...
Trunks: Let me see *stands over Miaka* You didn't do it right, she is still breathing *grabs stick
and begins repeatedly hitting Miaka*
Suboshi: *sweatdrop*
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Trunks: Since Suboshi didn't do a good job of killing Miaka, she awoke in a strange cottage in
the middle of a deep forest.
Miaka: Ohhhhhhh *looking around*
Nuriko: AHHHH! It's awake!! *runs out of the room*
Tasuki: *pokes head in room* Hey guys, get up here!
Miaka: Aren't you supposed to be little dwarfs?
Nuriko: Noooooo...We are Seishi, not dwarfs.
Chichiri: What were you doing in the middle of the forest, no da?
Miaka: Some lunatic hit me with a stick!
Trunks: *whistles inocently*
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Yui: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is prettiest of them all?
Nakago: Didn't we just go through this? M-I-A-K-A! MIAKA!!!
Yui: How can this be?! I sent that dope Suboshi out to kill Miaka! Although that does
explain why he came back without her heart... Oh well, then I shall get some food
and poison it and then give it to Miaka.
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Trunks: One day, when the Seishi had all gone off to goof off, Miaka was visited by a
strange blonde.
Yui: *clears throut* How about a nice orange, my dear?....Wasn't it supposed to be an apple?
Trunks: Oranges were on sale.
Yui: *mutters* Cheapo.
Trunks: And since Suzaku knows Miaka cannot resist food, she grabbed and ate the poisonous apple,
much to the delight of Miaka bashers around the globe.
Miaka: *dead*
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Trunks: Since the Seishi felt bad for Miaka being so unloved, they put her in the middle
of the forest so animals could trample over her sleeping body. But one day, a prince
happened to come through the forest..
Nuriko: *walks out carrying a prince made out of cardboard*
Cardboard prince: ...
Trunks: Nuriko! You have to make the prince talk!
Nuriko: *growls but then makes his voice very high pitched* Oh dear, an ugly girl laying in the middle
of the forest, oh what shall I do? I poor me.
Trunks: *bangs head on wall*
Nuriko: *still in a high pitched voice* Ohhh dear me, I shall have to leave before I actually
decide to do something stupid like kiss this girl *walks away with the cardboard prince*
Trunk: o_O;
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Trunks: The end!! ^_^
Tasuki: That was it?
Trunks: Yuppers...Sucked didn't it?
Tasuki: Are you proud of that?
Trunks: ^_^ FLAME ME!
Tasuki: *sweatdrop*