Where do Babies Come From
Summary: How Sesshoumaru answered the infamous 'Where do Babies Come From' question.
Disclaimer: I don't own, but I really wish I did…I know this was overused, but I love the awardness of this types of stories! I couldn't resist. And if there is a fic out there that resembles this, I didn't copy! You can ask my friends, I made this with their help!
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"Big brother?"
Sesshoumaru ignored the small hands pulling on his beloved silver hair.
"Big brother?" Inuyasha pulled again but a bit harder.
"…"
"Big BROTHER!" The needy seven year old yelled and pulled hard enough to make Sesshoumaru bald, but Sesshoumaru's hair had strong roots.
"Yes, Inuyasha?" Sesshoumaru turned to face the chubby seven year old boy.
"Whats a …f-fu-ck…fuck more?"
"…"
"Where did you hear that?" The color drained from Sesshoumaru's face. NO! Not this question….Please, not this question…
"Mommy was said it. She was yelling it to daddy at the night time!"
"…" Inside Sesshoumaru's mind he was vomiting everywhere; just the mental image was horrifying. EWWWW!!!!
"So what is it?"
"…"
"Do you know how babies are born?"
"Yes! Mommy said that you have to pray to Kami (A/N: God) really, really hard!"
"…That's what your mother was doing…Praying…"
"So mommy was praying…? Big brother what's a cock?"
O.O
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"Lord Sesshoumaru!"
"Yes, Rin?"
"Where do babies come from?"
And Sesshoumaru had a mental breakdown. Cried and ran away.
The END!