To anyone active in the Warhammer fan-fiction community, will both of you forgive me?
"Come on, Creed, take it," said Jarran Kell, standing over Ursarker Creed.
Creed cautiously moved forward and put his mouth around it, licking it just to get a taste. "Mmm… Oh yes!" He cried out. "I love it!"
Kell grinned in satisfaction. "Do you want some more? Let me pump out some more."
"Oh give me more!" Creed licked the smooth, dripping white cream from his lips. He grabbed up all of what Kell was offering. "Oh, it's so big and hard! Mmm…"
"That's it, you like it, right? Oh, yes, yes, you like it!" Kell shouted in satisfaction.
Creed laughed at the table where he was sitting, as Kell went back to the oven to get a sandwich for himself. "Like it? I love it! Jarren, you really do make the best mayonnaise-grox burgers on Cadia!"
This fanfiction is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited, but it would be totally cool if it was.
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