Wanted, a total drama series fanfic

The original title of this was "Insanity," but I changed it to "Wanted" because of the many times the word is used.

This crossover one-shot was inspired by two things. The first thing that inspired me to write this is a JtHM fanfic (under Jhonen Vasquez in the Comics section) entitled "Tuesdays" by yellowdello, where Nny reveals to one of his victims that he is an older Dib. The second thing that inspired me… was probably Cody's gap-teeth.

That's it. No more hints. The second series used in this crossover will be revealed at the end of the fanfic, since it's intended to be a surprise.

The disclaimers will be at the end as well.

-X-

Hello, friend.

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Cody.

My age is of no importance.

My gender… should be obvious.

Maybe you've heard of me.

Or, maybe you know me by another name.

"What name?" you ask.

All in due time.

But allow me to start from the beginning…

Growing up was easy for me.

I was spoiled. My family was wealthy.

Now, automatically, this should make me cool, right?

That's what I thought at first.

But then…

I met her.

We were on a reality show.

Total Drama.

She was perfect.

Smart. Pretty. Funny.

Everything.

Ever.

Wanted.

That's a funny word.

"Wanted."

It can mean so many things.

But I digress.

I truly thought the ladies loved me.

I thought I could get whoever I want.

She taught me a valuable lesson that day.

On the canoe.

I wasn't cool.

I wasn't a ladies' man.

I couldn't get any girl I wanted.

…

Thank you, Gwen.

You're probably wondering why I'm thanking her.

Well, shut up and listen.

I'll explain everything…

Remember, I thought I was "cool."

CORRECTION!!

What SOCIETY thought was "cool."

SOCIETY says what I can do.

SOCIETY says what I can't do.

SCREW SOCIETY!!

I was a slave to it once.

Not anymore, thanks to her.

So now, I'm my own person.

I have dreams of my own.

And society can't stop it.

You say I can't do something.

I can.

I did.

I lived my dream.

What was my dream?

I'll tell you.

Remember, my family's loaded.

And since I was little.

All I wanted.

Was to be my father.

…There's that word again.

I wanted to be my father

NO!

I wanted to be whatmy father was.

The head of a prison.

When I was a kid, they were mere childhood dreams.

After Total Drama, however, they were goals.

But I didn't just want to run a prison.

No.

I wanted more.

Man, that word comes up a lot.

Anyways, I wanted to do something big.

Something no one had ever done.

You see, I've seen prison.

I've been in one:

Camp Wawanakwa.

It's hell.

I didn't want my prison to be like that.

So I did what no one else did.

Perfected.

The art.

Of incarceration.

They call it insane.

I call it genius.

…

Excuse me for a moment.

(presses intercom button)

"Jared, would you step into my office, please?"

(turns off intercom)

Where was I?

…

Oh, yeah!

My name is Cody.

I'm the Warden.

Sure, I don't have everything I ever wanted.

But I have all I'll ever need…

Have a nice day.

-X-

I own nothing.