Pokéball Z:
Prologue-The Saga Begins, or The Fourth Wall Develops Some Cracks
Author's Notes: This is my first attempt at fanfiction, so please be easy on me. Pokémon is copyright Gamefreak, Creatures, and Nintendo, which are all copyrighted by Japanese men in suits. Dragonball/Z/GT is copyright Arkira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation, and quite possibly some other people, too, that I don't know about. This is a work of fiction yada, yada, yada. Please don't sue me. Let them eat cake. You know, I kind of want one of those Goku or Vegeta suits Cartoon Network had in their commercials. Anywho, this is a lame crossover, you have been warned!
It was a beautiful spring morning in Pokéland (or whatever the heck the place is called). Ash, Misty and Brock were walking through a forest, hopelessly lost again. Ash was in search of some sort of pokémon, it could be a new weedle for all I care. This story isn't about Ash & Co., let's just assume that eventually Ash meets up with the pokemon, catches it, learns some sort of lesson which he promptly forgets three seconds later, exploits the pokémon, then in a heartfelt gesture of love, lets it go, to never be seen again so that Ash can get a some new creatures to take advantage of. This particular piece of writing involves Team Rocket and everyone's favorite members- Butch & Cassidy! No wait, that's not it, I mean MONDO, the MAGNIFICENT and his DITTO of POWER! Wait, Mondo? Let's just go with Jessie & James, I know them better, two heads are better than one, and James' voice doesn't sound like it's been used to pave someone's driveway. Anywho, on with the story~
It was a beautiful spring morning in Pokéland. Jessie and James were trudging through the woods, attempting to capture the aforementioned annoying boy's electric rat. For some odd reason, every time they tried to catch the little pickachu, they managed to be defeated by the little yellow mouse. This time though, James had a fool proof plan...
"I've got it, Jess. This time we'll dig a hole and cover it with lots of leaves and dirt and...," said the blue haired pokemon thief.
"Nitwit! We try that every time, and every time we end up 'blasting off again'," quipped the redhead, "Do you really want to just dig another hole? I can't believe that Meowth had to take those speech classes. Now I'm just stuck here with you."
"Yeah, it's too bad about Meowth being gone. You know, this is completely unrelated to that, but I've heard that Jersey accents are really annoying to type. Anywho, back to the hole- this time, we'll line it with duct tape, and they'll stick to it! Duct tape sticks to anything! They'll never be able to esca...(Thud!)"
As Jessie hit James over the head with her frying pan, she suddenly felt a tingling sensation at the back of her neck, as if someone was watching her. While James was still lying on the ground, Jesse wheeled about and looked around her. Suddenly, she blacked out and joined James on the ground, but not for long.
When she woke up, she noticed James laying next to her on the floor of someone's house. A man with huge spikes of black hair, a young man with smaller spikes of black hair, a green man with antennae, and a woman with a bun in her hair with a black strand of hair hanging on either side of her face were looking at her. "Great, she thought, what's happened to us now?"
Chapter 1-The Horrible Reality of Being, or Team Rocket's Trip to Happy Fun Land
"Hey Gohan, come here!"
"Okay, dad"
A bowl of rice mysteriously appears next to the first speaker. Moment's later a teenaged boy appears right next to the rice. "Dad, why is there a bowl of rice floating next to you?"
"I don't know. It just kind of appeared next to me when I called you. It sure looks tasty though." In his typical fashion, he ate the bowl in about four seconds.
As father and son stand together, an odd silence overtakes them both. Let's use this time to describe them, shall we? Goku is the world's strongest fighter, unless his son Gohan happens to be the world's strongest fighter at that time. He has black hair (unless it's yellow), a bottomless stomach, is wearing an orange fighting ki, and he possesses a child-like curiosity. Gohan also has black hair (unless it's yellow), his stomach has a bottom to it, but it's still pretty deep, wears a black spandex suit with a green cover and a funky helmet, and wishes he spent less of his childhood studying. Hmmm, they're still standing there, maybe one of them should say something...
"Dad, what did you want?" asked the Great Saiyaman.
"Huh, who said that?" said Goku.
"Umm, me dad, Gohan, your son? Remember me?"
"Yeah, but your voice sounded different or something"
"Ohh, that was my 'Great Saiyaman Voice'. Here listen: 'Halt thief!'"
"Wow, that sends shivers down my spine. Good voice, son! Oh yeah, I just wanted to tell you that Goten has gone on a trip to Trunks house for the next week. I figure it'd be good for the boy to have some time off," said Goku.
"Yeah, that's a good idea, especially since I have a feeling that someone very important to what we are doing right now doesn't really know that much about them, and thinks I'm the better Son son," said Gohan.
"Could be," said the greatest fighter in the world.
"Piccolo, where did you come from?" asked Goku.
"It said the greatest fighter in the world, and I'm the greatest fighter from Namek. It didn't say what world," said the green skinned fighter.
"Ha ha good one, Piccolo," said Goku, "I didn't think you had it in you."
"Actually, I've got a random Namek named Nail and Kami in me. Kami always did have a good sense of humor."
"Oh yeah, you do don't you," said Gohan, "What did you want to talk about again, dad?"
"Well, I just wanted to tell you that I've managed to find all of the dragonballs, and since there's no evil force threatening us at the moment, I've decided to wish for something frivolous for your mother and I."
"If anyone deserves it, you and mom do."
"Yeah, that's what I thought, so I'm going to wish for something silly. Would you like to join me? You're invited to come along too, Piccolo."
The three Z-warriors flew off to Goku's house. When they reached the house, Chi-Chi welcomed them in. "Goku, you're back! Gohan, you're here, too! Are you studying enough? I'm always worried when you go off fighting crime. Are you sure you're eating enough at that high school of yours? I swear you're nothing but skin and bones! I've made a twelve coarse meal all for your father, but I guess I can stretch it out. Oh, Piccolo! Well, I guess I can whip up something for you, too. Oh, wait, you just drink water, silly me. Sparkling, or flavored, I can never remember which one you like better, oh wait, you like just plain tap water..." said Chi-Chi.
"Whoa, mom take a breath," said Gohan.
"Hey, guess what Chi-Chi!" said Goku, smiling like a child in a candy store.
"Not again. You only get that kind of smile for two things, fighting and something I can't mention in front of Gohan. It's the middle of the day and we have a guest, so you're going off to fight again, aren't you?" said Goku's wife.
"Wrong! We are going to do something fun. Do you remember those dragonballs I've been collecting? Well I'm going to make a wish just for us."
"Thank Kami-sama for that. This house could really use some sprucing up. I think I'd like one of those new-fangled flat screen TVs a library, a larger kitchen, a third story, a guest house..."
"No, silly, nothing like that. I wanna wish for something fun!"
"I swear, sometimes I think I'm married to a child!"
"Hey, you're the one that married me when we were only sixteen and eighteen. Anyhow, I'm going to wish to meet two people who are like us, but aren't, and that we can help them and vice-versa."
"Goku, could you be less confusing?" asked the green skinned Namekian.
"Hmmmmm, maybe," replied the Sayajin.
Five minutes later, Goku had brought together the seven dragonballs and had summoned the Eternal Dragon! "I am the Eternal Dragon," said the Eternal Dragon, "I am also known as Shenlong. I have the power to grant any wish, unless I can't. What is it that you desire?"
"Yes, I'd like additions on the house, a libr..."
"She's kidding," Goku said as he placed his hand over Chi-Chi's mouth. "What I want is to meet someone who are like Chi-Chi 'n me, but aren't like us, and we can help them, and they can help us!"
"That is very confusing, but grantable. It is done, now go to your house and meet them," said Shenlong, disappearing after he spoke.
Chapter Two: The Heroes Meet, or The Fourth Wall Cracks a Bit More
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
As Sailor Moon was hit with the energy beam and knocked to the side, she got back up, cut and bleeding, and shouted, "We're in the wrong 'fic!"
~~~~~~~~~~We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By~~~~~~~~~~~
******Cheesy Elevator Music Plays******
As Goku, Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Piccolo entered the house, they noticed two people dressed in white uniforms with big red 'R' s on their chests. One of them was male, with chin length blue hair, the other was female and had long red hair that sort of curved to the side, or would have if it didn't look more like it'd been through the House o' Static Cling ride at the fair twice. As they continued looking at them Gohan asked, "Hey, do you think we should do something? They are kind of just laying there."
At that moment, Jessie began to stir.
"Hey, where'd she get that bowl and spoon?" asked Chi-Chi, "They don't look like mine."
Jessie dropped the bowl and spoon, and they rolled away in the corner of the room, where they wouldn't be found until evil once again threatened the world, and their powers could be called upon. She then tried to get up, and with the assistance of Gohan, she managed to stand up. Rather groggily she said, "Where am I? What am I doing here? To be or not to be? What happened to my hair!? James, what have you done now?"
"You're in my house," said Goku.
"My baka of a husband wished you here so we could help you and you could help us," said Chi-Chi
"Umm, to be," said Gohan.
"Apparently, being sucked out of one place and into another has a bad effect on the hair," said Piccolo, "I wouldn't know much about that, sniff, sniff"
"I didn't do anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!" whined James from the floor.
"All right, someone's got a lot of 'splaining to do!" ranted the redhead.
"Umm, Lucy, that's my line," said Ricky.
"How'd we get here?" said Lucy.
"I dunno, but we'd better leave"
And they did. Everyone kind of just looked at each other until Goku said: "Well, I'm Goku, and this is my wife Chi-Chi, my son Gohan, and my former arch-enemy turned friend Piccolo. I seem to make a lot of friends that way. I wished you two here so that I could meet someone like me and my wife who aren't like me and my wife, so that we can help them, and they can help us! Oh, and I have no idea who those people were."
"James?"
"Yes, Jessie?"
"I think I've finally met someone who makes less sense than you do."
"Awww, thanks, Jessie!"
"You're welcome, James. Now, let's introduce ourselves!
With that, the two jumped up into their stances and said:
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"Nanda kanda to kikare tara!"
"Kotaete ageru ga yo no nasake!"
"Seika no hakai o fusegu tame,"
"Seika no heiwa o mamoru tame, "
"Ai to shinjitsu no aku o tsuranuku, "
"Lovely Charming na kataki yaku..."
"MUSASHI!"
"KOJIRO!"
"Ginga o kakeru Rocket-dan no futari niwa!"
"White hole - shiroi ashita ga matteruze!"
"Nyan-te nya!"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Universal Translator back online^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Jessie, I thought that Meowth was gone. Who said the last line of our motto?"
"I have no idea, James."
"That was odd," said Gohan, "Especially the voice coming from nowhere. Protect the world from devastation, that sounds like what we do, but Truth and Love being evil?"
"Well, not really. I just sounds cool, and it intimidates our opponents," said James.
The only one of the group to really understand that last statement was Goku, but the others pretended that they did. Jessie and James went on to describe what they did- Pokémon thieving. The Z-warriors had a problem with this, until they explained just what Ash was like, then they completely understood just why they wanted to take the little brat's pikachu. The Son family and Piccolo then explained just what they did, you know saving the world, protecting the weak, hero stuff. Afterwards, they split up , Chi-Chi and Jessie in one group, and Goku, Gohan, James, and Piccolo in another. Chi-Chi and Jessie stayed inside to talk, while "the boys" all went outside.
What will happen next? Will I ever write another chapter? Please, please, please tell me if you love it, if you hate it, whatever! Thanks! ~Gillikin
Osgard Montavio- "Remember Tulula, anything's possible (dramatic pause) if it happens."
(I love the Angry Beavers)
Prologue-The Saga Begins, or The Fourth Wall Develops Some Cracks
Author's Notes: This is my first attempt at fanfiction, so please be easy on me. Pokémon is copyright Gamefreak, Creatures, and Nintendo, which are all copyrighted by Japanese men in suits. Dragonball/Z/GT is copyright Arkira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation, and quite possibly some other people, too, that I don't know about. This is a work of fiction yada, yada, yada. Please don't sue me. Let them eat cake. You know, I kind of want one of those Goku or Vegeta suits Cartoon Network had in their commercials. Anywho, this is a lame crossover, you have been warned!
It was a beautiful spring morning in Pokéland (or whatever the heck the place is called). Ash, Misty and Brock were walking through a forest, hopelessly lost again. Ash was in search of some sort of pokémon, it could be a new weedle for all I care. This story isn't about Ash & Co., let's just assume that eventually Ash meets up with the pokemon, catches it, learns some sort of lesson which he promptly forgets three seconds later, exploits the pokémon, then in a heartfelt gesture of love, lets it go, to never be seen again so that Ash can get a some new creatures to take advantage of. This particular piece of writing involves Team Rocket and everyone's favorite members- Butch & Cassidy! No wait, that's not it, I mean MONDO, the MAGNIFICENT and his DITTO of POWER! Wait, Mondo? Let's just go with Jessie & James, I know them better, two heads are better than one, and James' voice doesn't sound like it's been used to pave someone's driveway. Anywho, on with the story~
It was a beautiful spring morning in Pokéland. Jessie and James were trudging through the woods, attempting to capture the aforementioned annoying boy's electric rat. For some odd reason, every time they tried to catch the little pickachu, they managed to be defeated by the little yellow mouse. This time though, James had a fool proof plan...
"I've got it, Jess. This time we'll dig a hole and cover it with lots of leaves and dirt and...," said the blue haired pokemon thief.
"Nitwit! We try that every time, and every time we end up 'blasting off again'," quipped the redhead, "Do you really want to just dig another hole? I can't believe that Meowth had to take those speech classes. Now I'm just stuck here with you."
"Yeah, it's too bad about Meowth being gone. You know, this is completely unrelated to that, but I've heard that Jersey accents are really annoying to type. Anywho, back to the hole- this time, we'll line it with duct tape, and they'll stick to it! Duct tape sticks to anything! They'll never be able to esca...(Thud!)"
As Jessie hit James over the head with her frying pan, she suddenly felt a tingling sensation at the back of her neck, as if someone was watching her. While James was still lying on the ground, Jesse wheeled about and looked around her. Suddenly, she blacked out and joined James on the ground, but not for long.
When she woke up, she noticed James laying next to her on the floor of someone's house. A man with huge spikes of black hair, a young man with smaller spikes of black hair, a green man with antennae, and a woman with a bun in her hair with a black strand of hair hanging on either side of her face were looking at her. "Great, she thought, what's happened to us now?"
Chapter 1-The Horrible Reality of Being, or Team Rocket's Trip to Happy Fun Land
"Hey Gohan, come here!"
"Okay, dad"
A bowl of rice mysteriously appears next to the first speaker. Moment's later a teenaged boy appears right next to the rice. "Dad, why is there a bowl of rice floating next to you?"
"I don't know. It just kind of appeared next to me when I called you. It sure looks tasty though." In his typical fashion, he ate the bowl in about four seconds.
As father and son stand together, an odd silence overtakes them both. Let's use this time to describe them, shall we? Goku is the world's strongest fighter, unless his son Gohan happens to be the world's strongest fighter at that time. He has black hair (unless it's yellow), a bottomless stomach, is wearing an orange fighting ki, and he possesses a child-like curiosity. Gohan also has black hair (unless it's yellow), his stomach has a bottom to it, but it's still pretty deep, wears a black spandex suit with a green cover and a funky helmet, and wishes he spent less of his childhood studying. Hmmm, they're still standing there, maybe one of them should say something...
"Dad, what did you want?" asked the Great Saiyaman.
"Huh, who said that?" said Goku.
"Umm, me dad, Gohan, your son? Remember me?"
"Yeah, but your voice sounded different or something"
"Ohh, that was my 'Great Saiyaman Voice'. Here listen: 'Halt thief!'"
"Wow, that sends shivers down my spine. Good voice, son! Oh yeah, I just wanted to tell you that Goten has gone on a trip to Trunks house for the next week. I figure it'd be good for the boy to have some time off," said Goku.
"Yeah, that's a good idea, especially since I have a feeling that someone very important to what we are doing right now doesn't really know that much about them, and thinks I'm the better Son son," said Gohan.
"Could be," said the greatest fighter in the world.
"Piccolo, where did you come from?" asked Goku.
"It said the greatest fighter in the world, and I'm the greatest fighter from Namek. It didn't say what world," said the green skinned fighter.
"Ha ha good one, Piccolo," said Goku, "I didn't think you had it in you."
"Actually, I've got a random Namek named Nail and Kami in me. Kami always did have a good sense of humor."
"Oh yeah, you do don't you," said Gohan, "What did you want to talk about again, dad?"
"Well, I just wanted to tell you that I've managed to find all of the dragonballs, and since there's no evil force threatening us at the moment, I've decided to wish for something frivolous for your mother and I."
"If anyone deserves it, you and mom do."
"Yeah, that's what I thought, so I'm going to wish for something silly. Would you like to join me? You're invited to come along too, Piccolo."
The three Z-warriors flew off to Goku's house. When they reached the house, Chi-Chi welcomed them in. "Goku, you're back! Gohan, you're here, too! Are you studying enough? I'm always worried when you go off fighting crime. Are you sure you're eating enough at that high school of yours? I swear you're nothing but skin and bones! I've made a twelve coarse meal all for your father, but I guess I can stretch it out. Oh, Piccolo! Well, I guess I can whip up something for you, too. Oh, wait, you just drink water, silly me. Sparkling, or flavored, I can never remember which one you like better, oh wait, you like just plain tap water..." said Chi-Chi.
"Whoa, mom take a breath," said Gohan.
"Hey, guess what Chi-Chi!" said Goku, smiling like a child in a candy store.
"Not again. You only get that kind of smile for two things, fighting and something I can't mention in front of Gohan. It's the middle of the day and we have a guest, so you're going off to fight again, aren't you?" said Goku's wife.
"Wrong! We are going to do something fun. Do you remember those dragonballs I've been collecting? Well I'm going to make a wish just for us."
"Thank Kami-sama for that. This house could really use some sprucing up. I think I'd like one of those new-fangled flat screen TVs a library, a larger kitchen, a third story, a guest house..."
"No, silly, nothing like that. I wanna wish for something fun!"
"I swear, sometimes I think I'm married to a child!"
"Hey, you're the one that married me when we were only sixteen and eighteen. Anyhow, I'm going to wish to meet two people who are like us, but aren't, and that we can help them and vice-versa."
"Goku, could you be less confusing?" asked the green skinned Namekian.
"Hmmmmm, maybe," replied the Sayajin.
Five minutes later, Goku had brought together the seven dragonballs and had summoned the Eternal Dragon! "I am the Eternal Dragon," said the Eternal Dragon, "I am also known as Shenlong. I have the power to grant any wish, unless I can't. What is it that you desire?"
"Yes, I'd like additions on the house, a libr..."
"She's kidding," Goku said as he placed his hand over Chi-Chi's mouth. "What I want is to meet someone who are like Chi-Chi 'n me, but aren't like us, and we can help them, and they can help us!"
"That is very confusing, but grantable. It is done, now go to your house and meet them," said Shenlong, disappearing after he spoke.
Chapter Two: The Heroes Meet, or The Fourth Wall Cracks a Bit More
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon!"
As Sailor Moon was hit with the energy beam and knocked to the side, she got back up, cut and bleeding, and shouted, "We're in the wrong 'fic!"
~~~~~~~~~~We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By~~~~~~~~~~~
******Cheesy Elevator Music Plays******
As Goku, Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Piccolo entered the house, they noticed two people dressed in white uniforms with big red 'R' s on their chests. One of them was male, with chin length blue hair, the other was female and had long red hair that sort of curved to the side, or would have if it didn't look more like it'd been through the House o' Static Cling ride at the fair twice. As they continued looking at them Gohan asked, "Hey, do you think we should do something? They are kind of just laying there."
At that moment, Jessie began to stir.
"Hey, where'd she get that bowl and spoon?" asked Chi-Chi, "They don't look like mine."
Jessie dropped the bowl and spoon, and they rolled away in the corner of the room, where they wouldn't be found until evil once again threatened the world, and their powers could be called upon. She then tried to get up, and with the assistance of Gohan, she managed to stand up. Rather groggily she said, "Where am I? What am I doing here? To be or not to be? What happened to my hair!? James, what have you done now?"
"You're in my house," said Goku.
"My baka of a husband wished you here so we could help you and you could help us," said Chi-Chi
"Umm, to be," said Gohan.
"Apparently, being sucked out of one place and into another has a bad effect on the hair," said Piccolo, "I wouldn't know much about that, sniff, sniff"
"I didn't do anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!" whined James from the floor.
"All right, someone's got a lot of 'splaining to do!" ranted the redhead.
"Umm, Lucy, that's my line," said Ricky.
"How'd we get here?" said Lucy.
"I dunno, but we'd better leave"
And they did. Everyone kind of just looked at each other until Goku said: "Well, I'm Goku, and this is my wife Chi-Chi, my son Gohan, and my former arch-enemy turned friend Piccolo. I seem to make a lot of friends that way. I wished you two here so that I could meet someone like me and my wife who aren't like me and my wife, so that we can help them, and they can help us! Oh, and I have no idea who those people were."
"James?"
"Yes, Jessie?"
"I think I've finally met someone who makes less sense than you do."
"Awww, thanks, Jessie!"
"You're welcome, James. Now, let's introduce ourselves!
With that, the two jumped up into their stances and said:
^^^^^^^^^^Universal Translator Experiencing Technical Difficulties^^^^^^^^^^
"Nanda kanda to kikare tara!"
"Kotaete ageru ga yo no nasake!"
"Seika no hakai o fusegu tame,"
"Seika no heiwa o mamoru tame, "
"Ai to shinjitsu no aku o tsuranuku, "
"Lovely Charming na kataki yaku..."
"MUSASHI!"
"KOJIRO!"
"Ginga o kakeru Rocket-dan no futari niwa!"
"White hole - shiroi ashita ga matteruze!"
"Nyan-te nya!"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Universal Translator back online^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Jessie, I thought that Meowth was gone. Who said the last line of our motto?"
"I have no idea, James."
"That was odd," said Gohan, "Especially the voice coming from nowhere. Protect the world from devastation, that sounds like what we do, but Truth and Love being evil?"
"Well, not really. I just sounds cool, and it intimidates our opponents," said James.
The only one of the group to really understand that last statement was Goku, but the others pretended that they did. Jessie and James went on to describe what they did- Pokémon thieving. The Z-warriors had a problem with this, until they explained just what Ash was like, then they completely understood just why they wanted to take the little brat's pikachu. The Son family and Piccolo then explained just what they did, you know saving the world, protecting the weak, hero stuff. Afterwards, they split up , Chi-Chi and Jessie in one group, and Goku, Gohan, James, and Piccolo in another. Chi-Chi and Jessie stayed inside to talk, while "the boys" all went outside.
What will happen next? Will I ever write another chapter? Please, please, please tell me if you love it, if you hate it, whatever! Thanks! ~Gillikin
Osgard Montavio- "Remember Tulula, anything's possible (dramatic pause) if it happens."
(I love the Angry Beavers)