This was so much fun to write – enjoy!
Hours.
"Nate, this movie is stupid."
"How can you even say that? This movie is awesome!"
"It's rubbish."
"No it isn't - super heroes are cool!"
"Yeah, maybe when I was six."
"You act like a six year old."
"You act like you were dropped on your head as a baby."
"Ouch."
"Oh, sorry. I thought we were having a state the obvious competition."
"You're mean, Caity."
"I know, Natey."
"That's a horrible nickname."
"So is your face."
"What? That doesn't even make sense!"
"Your face doesn't' either."
"Why are you insulting my face?"
"Because it's fun?"
"Well I'm glad you have fun insulting my mental abilities and my face."
"I'm glad too."
"Shut up, I'm trying to watch the movie."
"I'm not, it's stupid."
"We've already had this discussion."
"True."
"You're not going to shut up, are you?"
"Nope."
"NO! DON'T WALK AWAY FROM HER! SHE LOVES YOU!"
"Nate, please tell me you did not just say that to the TV screen."
"Shh! She's running after him!"
"Are you crying?"
"No ... of course not."
"Oh. My. God."
"I'm not crying!"
"You are! Where's the camera, I have to film this!"
"No! CAITLYN! Put that camera down!"
"Haha, I have to show Shane this picture."
"I. Hate. You."
"Aw, don't worry. I won't show many people ... just the whole world."
"NO! Caitlyn, what are you doing with that laptop? Are you on our website? DON'T YOU DARE UPLOAD THAT PICTURE!"
"Oops, I guess I just did."
"..."
"Nate?"
"Yes?"
"The picture has fifteen views already."
"Give me the laptop."
"No."
"NO, SARAH! DON'T LET HIM GO!"
"Nate, I thought you stopped yelling at the TV – wait, are you crying AGAIN?"
"No, I have hay fever."
"It's the middle of October."
"It's early this year."
"You mean late?"
"No, I mean early. I get hay fever in February."
"Right..."
"Now shut up, Sarah is trying to tell her daughter about Mike leaving."
"Mike? Are you freaking kidding me? His name is MIKE?"
"You have a problem with that?"
"No...no."
"Wait is it, Caitlyn?"
"Well, in Twilight-"
"NO! I will NOT listen about that book."
"In Twilight-"
"LALALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING."
"Okay, okay, I won't say it. Stop yelling!"
"LALALA!"
"Sarah's about to die in the movie!"
"What?"
"Haha, just kidding."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
"I wish I had my own Edward-"
"Well I'm sorry I don't sparkle – I'll work on that."
"Or even a Jasper-"
"I'll try and bite your finger off on your next birthday."
"Or a best friend like Alice-"
"I'll get Mitchie to take physic class."
"Shut up, Nate."
"You shut up."
"No, you shut up."
"You shut up!"
"Edward would shut up."
"Will you shut up about that guy?"
"He's not a guy he's a-"
"Jerk."
"I was going to say vampire."
"A sparkling vampire."
"Hey! It's romantic."
"It's stupid."
"Like this movie."
"At least Sarah doesn't suck animal blood."
"At least Edward doesn't ... doesn't ... look like a hillbilly."
"You did not just call Mike a hillbilly."
"Oops."
"I'm not talking to you anymore."
"Aw, shame."
"..."
"Nate?"
"..."
"The picture now has one thousand views."
"I. Hate. You."
"That's okay – I have Edward."
"Not for much longer."
"NATE! PUT MY TWILIGHT BOOK DOWN!"
"Revenge is sweet."
"PUT IT DOWN!"
"Oh Bella, I love you so much! Let's have a freaky baby that tries to eat you from the inside out!"
"STOP IT! IT'S ROMANTIC!"
"Now who's crying?"
"I am NOT crying!"
"Sure, sure."
"If you don't give me that book back I will burn this movie before you can watch the ending."
"Oh, fine."
"Thanks."
"Sarah is so much better than you."
"Edward is so much better than you."
"Touché."
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