"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." Darth Vader said as he watched Luke cling to a giant...white metal thing with his one hand.
"He told me enough!" Luke hopped over to another side of the object and looked over to the menacing villain. "He told me you killed him."
"Luke, I..." Darth Vader removed his helmet to reveal "Am Iron Man." Indeed, Iron Man stood there, underneath the Vader suit.
"What the fu--" Due to the shock, Luke let go of the bar and fell to what appeared to be his death down the chute thingy that they were above.