"Blue Command, this is Captain Rue at Blood Gulch," Rue says into her head set, but she is replied by a loud static sound. Of course no signal, she thinks while rolling her grayish blue eyes. Rue sighs and walks down into the Canyon. She looks on both sides on the Canyon to see (as expected) a red base, and a blue base. But they were quiet. Nothing happening. She heaved out a sigh and headed towards the blue base. Her Violet armor hanging tightly onto her body. Rue's armor was pretty different from most. Instead of a bulky, heavy armor it fit her body shape, and defined it. She could move easier, climb stuff easier, sneak attack easier. Everything was easier with this armor. Way better then heavy ones. But her helmet and visor was like the rest, except violet. She walks up the to the blue base easily. No one guarding it. Nothing. Just plain nothing. No defenses, just the base standing their quietly. "Um, hello? Is anyone there? Private Church, Private Tucker?" She calls out the names that Blue Command gave her before she came here. "I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret, I have a girl at home." Rue hears a voice say. "Oh really? Girlfriend or Wife?" She hears another voice ask. "Just Girlfriend, we were gonna get married but I got shipped and you know..." Rue hears the other voice. She decides to walk towards the voices. Finally three people come into view, an aqua colored guy, a powder blue colored dude, and a dark ocean blue armored guy as they examine a huge tank. The aqua guy says, "You planning on marrying her when you get back?"
"I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'" The dark blue guy says.
Rue couldn't hold it back, she snorts out a laugh. The three suddenly turn towards the new comer. "Uh... who are you?" The powder blue armored guy asks. "Oh um sorry, I'm from Blue Command, I heard that you guys needed a Captain, so here I am." She quickly says so they don't pull a gun on her. "Sorry I didn't mean to just burst in, I was just looking for you all." "OH! Can I show her around? I mean its refreshing to see a pretty girl in this crappy Canyon." The aqua dude says happily. " You must be Private Tucker, " Rue says as her eyes narrow under her yellow tainted visor and turns her head to the man with the "cow" girlfriend. "That means you're private Chruch, but I wasn't informed about the other one."
"That's just the rookie, he's Caboose." Tucker replies.
"Well, who are you then, Violet?" Church asks.
"My name is not Violet, I'm Captain Cin Rue," She replies.
"Violet sounds cool." Tucker says. Caboose agrees awefully, "Captain Violet."
"Look, you can't be the Captain, because I run this team." Church tells Rue.
Rue glares at him, " Well PRIVATE Chruch, Blue Command sent ME here to be your guys' Captain. So I suggest you put on your big boy pants and get the fuck over it."
"Oh shit dude, you just got fucking owned by our new Captain." Tucker laughs.
" She is not our Captain." Church growls.
"Well, Blue Command says I am, which means I am your captain." Rue says. "Its great to have someone here to lead us that's not Church! I'm new, but he's already really mean!" Caboose exclaims. "Thanks a lot Caboose, hey why don't you go gaurd our flag? It's very important job we need you to do, you see this general guy is supposed to swing by to check our base and the flag is the first thing he will want to see." Private Church tells Caboose. "Oh... When is this general guy supposed to stop by?" Caboose asks.
"Oh could be a couple days, weeks, hell even a month." Tucker says, playing along. Rue couldn't believe her eyes, or ears. She could just stare and watch this madness. "You want me to a gaurd a flag for a month?" Caboose asks, unsure. "Yeah dude, it's really important, just go gaurd the flag that's far away from us." Church orders him. Caboose hesitantly looks around at the three others and then unsurely goes into the base to gaurd the flag. " um... what was that about you two?"
"That was called getting rid of the new guy cause he's annoying." Church groans.
"Man.. no wonder you guys are losing this war, you guys don't know how to work as a team."
"Oh I know how to work as a team, and by team I mean--" Tucker starts making a sexual joke but Rue raises her machine gun at his head. "One more word Private, and you won't have a head anymore." She threats. Tucker instantly shuts up. She looks at the two and puts her gun down, walking over to the tank. "Well, she's a beauty, you activate her yet?"
"Well we actually don't know how.." Tucker tells her.
"You guys don't know how to operate a tank?" I ask
"Well Violet, do you?" Church asks.
"Fuck no." Violet laughs. "I was only taught the different kinds of vehicles, not how to operate them."
"Who the fuck runs this army?!" Church exclaims. Violet just shrugs and examines the Tank's surface. "Uh sirs?" A voice says, and Church growls, "Rookie if you arent inside in ten seconds, I will fucking shoot you."
"Okay, jeez." The voice says. Violet looks up, " so maybe there's like a manual or something?"
"Looked," Tucker and Church say in unison. She scoffs, "figures,"
Suddenly, Caboose walks out, "I just want to tell you all that the general stopped by and took the flag!"
"Wait, what?!" Violet yelps.
" Yeah!" He says. Violet glares at Tucker and Church. "You guys are fucking idiots."
"Wow! What did we do?" Tucker asks. "You're Captain for like two seconds and you let somebody take our flag. Maybe your the fucking idiot. Shame on you for blaming us."
Rue stares at him, "Tucker, if you don't complete 40 laps around this fucking base, I will torture you."
Tucker chuckles low as if he's about to make a dirty comment. "And not in the fucking good way, now go you piece of shit!" Tucker groans and turns to start running. "I like you Captain Violet." Caboose says happily making Violet smile. "Come on, Church, Caboose, the guy with our flag couldn't have gotten far, let's go see if we can find him, now show me how to get to the roof, because I have no clue how to get around this dump." Caboose says instantly, "I WILL SHOW YOU!" He rushes inside the base. Violet looks over at Chruch. "Good job Captain Violet, you got the retard to like you. Well fucking done."
"Be happy you arent doing laps with Tucker, Church." Violet tells him and hurries to follow Caboose into the base.
" I really fucking hate this stupid ass Canyon." Church mumbles under his breath, before following the two new people inside.