Chapter 1

I OWN NOTHING!

BOYXBOY

For the first time in my entire life I was happy! After all the abuse I endured from the shit hole of Konoha I felt free and loved. Of course there were a few people who cared about me. Baa-Chan, Shizune-Niichan, Ero-sennin, Iruka-sensei, Kakashi-sensei and my friends that I made over the years. Sure I missed them every once in a while but I knew I could visit them soon and anytime that I pleased. Though my family is here. About five years ago I left the village because I was done with the shitty treatment I was getting. So when I left I didn't know where to go, obviously I couldn't go back Baa-chan would have my head. I also couldn't let everyone know that I have been wearing a mask for years. Yes I pretended to be and idiot, shocker. Anyway after a few days I ran into my Future Husband Uchiha, Itachi. I fell in love…hard, and I ended up joining the Akatsuki. Best choice every they became my family and I love them all to death not literally. Another new thing would be Kyuu and I merged. Kyuu doesn't have a body anymore I have all of his powers now he is just a voice in my head.

"Tachi' can we go visit Baa-chan?" I ask my head on his lap as he reads a book with his glasses on. 'He looks so sexy with those glasses on' 'damn straight he does kit, a sexy mate indeed' I blush bright red 'kyuu!' 'What I speak the truth, deal'Itachi breaks my thought. "Nice conversation with kyuubi?" I nod and slyly reply "We both think your drop dead sexy in those glasses." Itachi smirks and bends down placing a gentle kiss on my lips.

"Yes we can visit Konoha, Tsunade has already received proof that I didn't kill my clan. I hear Sasuke wants to talk with me and I don't know bond I guess." He shrugs.

"How adorable..Lets pack!" I jump up and run to our joint room. Packing essentials and necessary weapons, Itachi comes in to change with me. I put on a sleeveless black turtleneck with the Uchiha symbol on the back. My long blond hair compliments all the black I am wearing. Black pants and combat boots. I secure my weapons and throw on my Akatsuki cloak and hat. Itachi has all black though his Uchiha turtleneck has sleeves. Putting on his Akatsuki cloak and hat we grab our light bags and head for the exit. We inform leader-sama of our plans he approves and says he will inform us if we are needed for anything. After that we head for Konoha, Itachi sends a Raven to Tsunade informing her of his return also him bringing his Husband. God I love my name. Uchiha, Naruto; a nice ring to it right.

'I hope this goes well'

'Of course it will kit, you have your mate which is all you need'

'Thanks Kyuu'

'Yeah, Yeah, love and fucking rainbows everywhere'

I can't help but snicker at that comment. Itachi shakes his head smirking.

"I will never understand you two." Tachi' says lovingly. Not soon after we reach Konoha's border so we opt to just walk the rest of the way. Give them all time to crowd at the gate.

'500 pushups Teme runs up to hug Itachi'

'Oh you're on, I say Sasuke does everything but hug'

'Deal'

'You are so going to lose, enjoy those pushups kit. Cause I know I'm going to laugh my ass off!'

"Hmph, Kyuu will not win this time" I mumble, Itachi glances at me raised eyebrow.

"Do I want to know?" He questions.

"Nope, just made a bet with kyuu" I smile innocently.

"Uh-huh" Itachi looks unconvinced.

Finally we can see the gate and of course everyone is gathered there. 'Called it' 'Not really but whatever floats your damn boat'. I roll my eyes at the statement and we walk to greet everyone.

"Aniki" Sasuke says and hugs Itachi. 'Ha I win!' 'Sheer luck kit' I stick my tongue out.

"So is this your Husband Aniki?" Sasuke asks and Itachi nods. Sasuke sticks out his hand "it is nice to meet you?"

Growing frusterated I blurt out a reply without thinking "Teme you are the last person I would ever want to shake hands with" I growl and Itachi lightly smacks me upside the head knocking off my hat. Removing his own my hits the ground. "Tachi' that wasn't nice" I say rubbing the back of my head. Everyone is frozen in shock.

"N-Naruto?" Iruka-sensei asks "Naruto!" he says again and hugs me tightly.

"Iruka-sensei your crushing me!" I gasp out. "Ah! Sorry sorry!" He apologizes letting me go.

"Jesus you hug like Kisame" I mumble quietly.

"Wait Naruto why are you wearing a Akatsuki cloak" Iruka asks pointing it out. "Oh I joined about five years ago."

"So I guess the Akatsuki are on our side Uchiha-san?" Ero-sennin asks.

"More or less" We both answer and we shrug.

"Tachi' buy me Dango" I ask leaning on him. Looking down he reply "Someone is demanding today. Alright come on" he starts walking and I cheer "Yay! Dango!" We walk to get Dango and while I am eating everyone stares at us.

'Shit. We have a lot of explaining to do'

'Have fun with kit, I hope you crash and burn'

'Wow, thanks Kyuu'