Disclaimer: I don't own Underpants Wing, I mean Gundam.
Foreword: No yaoi in this fic, sorry all you drooling,
perverted, fangirls. Nyah nyah!
It was a
day like any other day; the pilots were at their safe house. Heero was on the
computer. Duo was watching ComicView. Quatre was having a sandwich. Trowa was sitting in a corner, staring into
his coffee cup; and Wufei was ranting on about the "INJUSTICE!!" of
having to work overtime at the Preventers office for the past week.
"That
baka onna is piling up my work load on purpose!"
Duo walked
over and pinched one of Wufei's cheeks. (The ones on his FACE. I am stopping
those yaoi thoughts of yours before they start.) "Awww, that's just cuz
you're so cute that Sally wants you around all the time, Wu."
"DIE,
MAXWELL!!" Wufei began chasing Duo around the living room with a
sword. As Duo raced past the front
door, it swung open and smacked into Wufei.
A
mysterious figure stood mysteriously in the doorway, a smaller mysterious
figure also standing mysteriously beside the first mysterious figure. The mysterious figures were wearing
mysterious gray trench coats and matching hats. The first mysterious figure
removed his hat and................. "DOMO!!" It was Underlord
Backlash. He tossed his coat and hat to his mysterious companion. The
mysterious companion dropped them and removed their own to
reveal.................
"HOTCHA!
Duo-kun! Quatre-kun!" Backlash's little sister, Spitfire-hime. She leaped forward and glomped onto Duo and
Quatre, who began turning blue from loss of oxygen.
Trowa stood
up and looked at Backlash. "What are you doing here? You haven't written
any fanfics about us, all you've done is play some characters in a Gundam Wing
RPG."
"Oh ye
of little brains and a freaky hairstyle.... haven't you heard of my
ground-breaking success, 'Gundanium Underpants'? It's one of Lady Lye's
favorites."
"GOOD
GOD! NOT HER!" Heero, Wufei, and Trowa recoiled in horror, while Duo and
Quatre were still trying to free themselves from Spitfire-hime's death grip.
Backlash
smiled and nodded. "Yup, so I thought I'd come over and let you guys have
a look." He handed them a copy. He then walked over to Spitfire and
plucked her off of Duo and Quatre. "Down, imoto."
And so, the
pilots read.
[OOC - for this part of the fic, it will go like this: Line
# in Gundanium Underpants - Pilot: Reaction]
#7 - Duo: "I think I said that to Hilde once..."
(Spitfire starts crying.)
#17 - Duo bursts out laughing uncontrollably, Quatre laughs
a little less, Heero grins smugly, Trowa cracks half a smile (OH MY GOD!), and
Wufei rants about Zechs and the Preventers suffering an "INJUSTICE!"
#25 - Duo: Why, Wufei, I never would have guessed you and
Treize..."
Wufei
"Silence, baka!
Underlord
Backlash found himself with a sword at his throat. "Gomen nasai,
Wu-san."
Spitfire-hime:
"Isn't Wu-kun so cute whenever he's threatening someone's life?" She
giggled in a very creepy manner.
Cue
everyone staring at Spitfire-hime in mild fear.
#27 - Quatre: "That reminds me, it your turn to do the
laundry Duo."
Duo:
"Fine, fine."
#32 - Duo twitches, not sure how to react. Heero and Wufei
smirk.
#33 - Trowa: "How'd you know?"
Everyone
takes a step away from Trowa.
#34 - Everyone glances nervously at Trowa.
#42 - Wufei: "INJUSTICE, INJUSTICE!"
#48 - Quatre: "I knew those two were perfect for each
other."
#51 - Duo: "I bet you were talking to Relena, weren't
you?" (elbows Heero while grinning)
Backlash:
"Actually, he was talking to Mariemaia." Backlash finds a gun in his
face. "Umm, allow me to re-phrase that..."
#55 - Trowa: "So where does that leave me, after
fighting all this time?"
Everyone
takes another step away from Trowa.
#62 - Heero laughs a little, everyone else is mildly
frightened.
#63 - Everyone: "OK, Underpants."
#68 - Heero: "Actually, that leopard skin thong she
wears really doesn't suit her...or the black leather one"
All the
guys stare wide-eyed at Heero, while Spitfire sobs.
#80 - Wufei: "INJUSTICE! That insults Nataku!"
#82 - Wufei makes an entire speech about
"INJUSTICE!"
#96 - Heero: "Don't even say it, Duo."
#106 - Wufei chases Backlash around the safe house with a
homicidal glint in his eyes.
#125 - Duo: "Too many bean burritos probably."
#145 - Quatre blushes uncontrollably. Duo elbows him,
"Sooo, what have you and scary-chick (a.k.a. Dorothy) been up to lately,
anyway?"
"Well,
that's all what do you guys think?" Underlord Backlash found himself face
to face with Wufei's sword and Heero's gun. "Oh. Well okay then! Who's up for sake and karaoke?"
"Why
the hell not?" Duo grabbed his car keys.
"Forget
that, I've got a limo waiting anyway." Backlash opened the door and
hollered to his chauffeur. "Yo! Rally! We'll be leaving in a few minutes!
And no going over 200 this time!"
Spitfire
latched onto Quatre's arm. "Come on Quatre-kun, you're coming too."
Quatre
sighed and accepted defeat as they walked out the door after Backlash
Heero,
Wufei, and Trowa followed them, muttering something about needing a drink after
all of that.
THE END!
Next Time: The reactions
of Relena Dorlain, Hilde Schbeiker, Dorothy Catalonia, Catherine Bloom, and
Sally Po! See ya there!
