Author: Athlantis
Disclaimer: I know, I know. The characters are not mine, they belong to Joss and the mutant monster enemy, blah, blah, blah.
Distribution: Anywhere you want to(as that coul be possible) just ask.
Author's notes: I actually wrote this for a miny-essay at school which had nothing to do w/BTVS, and then I thought, why not make it A Day in Xander's life, instead of somebody's life?. Here's the result.
Feedback: Please, I'm begging for it!!!, alright, clearly I'm not on my knees and much less on my legs, my ass is sitting web, but my spirits is pleading!
This is so unfair!!!
Why me???
Alright, I don't mean to sound selfish, but still. Arg!. It's imposible, absolutely impossible, I could swear that God didn't includ me in his world project, I'm sure of it!. There is no way somebody can be more loser than I am. Loser??? Pathetic, actually.
You must be thinking that I'm totaly over reacting, but I'm not, so don't bother! If you were in my shoes, you'd know what I mean. Ok my life is not that bad, but it could be a lot better than it is now.
So anyway, here I am, a 22 guy with no house, no girlfriend and no money. My life sucks, and how did I get here?, that's kinda hard to explain...
...It all started one day, a regular, normal and common day, well, almost.
I was pleasently asleep, when suddenly the phone rang at 5:00 A.M., and why?, wrong number!; then I couldn't sleep until six and a half, and even worse, I didn't hear the watch alarm, so as you can imagine I came to work ... late. Conclusion: I got fired.
And what did my girlfriend think about it?
-You stupid, useless idiot, good for nothing!!!
And of course, then she added
-Get out of here I don't want to see you again!
Can you believe that? In one day! If guinnes records included bad luck, oh boy, oh boy!, I swear for God the honor would be mine. But that's not all, the hell is not.
Now, you'll wonder why I mentioned no house, well, that's the funny part.
...I walked home with my empty stomach, walked?, Basically `cause I spent my last c 75 in a newspaper looking for a job, though I wasn't to hopeful. By the time I got there a big, grey fog warned me something wrong was happening. Guess what?, yep! My house was in flames!
All that I had and all that I wanted to have were gone, literally... they were gone!!!
I turned out to be a complete loser! So now you can wonder what the heck am I going to do??? Get whinning???, not a chance!, I mean my life couldn't possible be any worse, couldn't it???.
The End
Disclaimer: I know, I know. The characters are not mine, they belong to Joss and the mutant monster enemy, blah, blah, blah.
Distribution: Anywhere you want to(as that coul be possible) just ask.
Author's notes: I actually wrote this for a miny-essay at school which had nothing to do w/BTVS, and then I thought, why not make it A Day in Xander's life, instead of somebody's life?. Here's the result.
Feedback: Please, I'm begging for it!!!, alright, clearly I'm not on my knees and much less on my legs, my ass is sitting web, but my spirits is pleading!
This is so unfair!!!
Why me???
Alright, I don't mean to sound selfish, but still. Arg!. It's imposible, absolutely impossible, I could swear that God didn't includ me in his world project, I'm sure of it!. There is no way somebody can be more loser than I am. Loser??? Pathetic, actually.
You must be thinking that I'm totaly over reacting, but I'm not, so don't bother! If you were in my shoes, you'd know what I mean. Ok my life is not that bad, but it could be a lot better than it is now.
So anyway, here I am, a 22 guy with no house, no girlfriend and no money. My life sucks, and how did I get here?, that's kinda hard to explain...
...It all started one day, a regular, normal and common day, well, almost.
I was pleasently asleep, when suddenly the phone rang at 5:00 A.M., and why?, wrong number!; then I couldn't sleep until six and a half, and even worse, I didn't hear the watch alarm, so as you can imagine I came to work ... late. Conclusion: I got fired.
And what did my girlfriend think about it?
-You stupid, useless idiot, good for nothing!!!
And of course, then she added
-Get out of here I don't want to see you again!
Can you believe that? In one day! If guinnes records included bad luck, oh boy, oh boy!, I swear for God the honor would be mine. But that's not all, the hell is not.
Now, you'll wonder why I mentioned no house, well, that's the funny part.
...I walked home with my empty stomach, walked?, Basically `cause I spent my last c 75 in a newspaper looking for a job, though I wasn't to hopeful. By the time I got there a big, grey fog warned me something wrong was happening. Guess what?, yep! My house was in flames!
All that I had and all that I wanted to have were gone, literally... they were gone!!!
I turned out to be a complete loser! So now you can wonder what the heck am I going to do??? Get whinning???, not a chance!, I mean my life couldn't possible be any worse, couldn't it???.
The End