Blue: time for my second story!
Doughnut: let's get on with the story already!
Disclaimer: Blue doesn't own Warriors
-Chapter 1: Teh Fat Cat-A/N: this is sort of an alternate universe fan fic because it only follows the story until sometime in Fire and Ice… then again almost all stories are au according to this
Fireheart and Cinderpaw walked side by side with the strange scents from the twolegplace in the air. Fireheart halted as he caught at scent that made him feel slightly nostalgic. Next, he saw the owner of said scent, a pregnant tabby with white paws and chest.
"A kittypet! Let's chase her out!" Cinderpaw exclaimed from his side, tail swinging.
"That's my sister, Princess!" Fireheart replied swinging his tail in front of the apprentice to stop her from pouncing on his sister.
"Really?!" Cinderpaw purred in surprise. "Let's say hi!"
"Wait! We'll scare her." Fireheart mewed in vain, as Cinderpaw jumped over the brush to greet the she-cat.
But of course, Cinderpaw just over ran to Princess and shouted, "HI!"
Princess jumped, looked at the apprentice, and then warily replied, "Hello, what are you doing out here?"
"I'm learning the boundaries of the Thunder Clan!" Cinderpaw purred brimming with pride.
Fireheart finally arrived at the chatting she-cats, odd since the girls must have been talking for half a minute already and he ran over as soon as he saw Cinderpaw run off. He studied his sister, as she exclaimed, "Rusty!"
"Actually he's Fireheart now. I'm Cinderpaw by the way." Cinderpaw mewed matter of factly. "We're ThunderClan warriors."
"Princess?" Fireheart cautiously said surveying the kittypet to make sure he hadn't confused her with another cat. When his sister nodded he finished with a, "You sure are fat now."
Princess started, blinked to process that Fireheart really said what he said. Then she growled, "I'm not fat! I'm PREGNANT!"
Fireheart stared disbelieving at the kittypet, before cheerfully replying, "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
"FIREHEART I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Princess yowled as she leaped toward the warrior claws unsheathed.
-ThunderClan camp-
Yellowfang was perusing the fresh-kill pile when she heard Princess' yowl. She shrugged and tried to go back to looking for food unfortunately for her, Bluestar came up.
"Yellowfang, I just heard something strange." She asked, "Did you hear it too?"
"Fireheart is in danger." Yellowfang replied with a sigh.
Bluestar blinked in alarm. "We should put together a recuse team to save them." She meowed.
Yellowfang grunted. "He'll be back on his own soon enough." She replied with a shrug.
Bluestar stared back worried about her warrior but nodded and returned to her perch to wait for his return.
-WindClan camp-
"Barkface did the StarClan speak to you?" Onewhisker asked as he trotted up to the medicinecat.
Barkface slowly blinked and then sagely replied. "Yes, a cat is about to lose his warrior pride."
Onewhisker stared in awe at Barkface's infinite wisdom of interpreting signs and stuff like that.
-Shadow and River clan camps were the same-
-With Cinderpaw and gang-
Princess was mauling Fireheart. Granted he called her fat; therefore she her anger was justified as girls are sensitive about that sort of thing. Cinderpaw was too shocked to move due to Princess' sudden violence.
Then Princess stopped satisfied with her punishment of her brother. "So what's warrior life like?" she asked Cinderpaw.
"I… um… uh…" Cinderpaw stammered. Then she shook her head to rid herself of her shock. "That was totally wicked!" she shrieked.
-ThunderClan camp a few hours later-
An injured Fireheart limped in to camp trailing after an excited Cinderpaw. The clan looked up at their arrival and Graystripe and BLuestar came running to greet them.
"Fireheart, what happened to you?" Graystripe asked eyes raking over his friend's wounds.
"H3 50 G07 P4WN3D BY 4 K177YP37." Cinderpaw leeted.
Bluestar cocked her head not understanding leet or how Cinderpaw leeted.
"Fireheart got beat up by a kittypet, a pregnant one too." Cinderpaw clarified after seeing her clan mates' confusion.
Then for the next week, Fireheart was the laughing stock of the whole camp.
-End chapter-
Blue: well tell me what you think
Doughnut: I'm not in this chapter though am I even in this story?
Blue: maybe, well please review