Ouran Questions and Dares
Chapter 1: Introduction
A/N: Okay so if you want to be on this show, and to be able to dare and ask anyone in Ouran, please send a review! This is totally inspiration from ILuvHikaruAndKaoru!
Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran. :(
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Host Club: *enters the room*
Me: Heyy guys! *runs and hugs them*
Tamaki: Hi Yumiko Suou! *hugs back*
Twins: We never knew you were married Tono! *grin*
Tamaki: *blushes* W-what are you saying!? She's not my wife….
Me: *smiles* I actually kind of like you, and call me by my first name okay?
Tamaki: *blushes harder*Okay…
Hikaru: *grabs Yumiko* But Yumiko…
Kaoru: *grabs Yumiko too* Don't you like us better?
Me: *blushes* Well… yes.
Twins: *sticks tongue out to Tamaki*
Tamaki: *goes to his corner* ^_^"
Kyouya: Can you please tell me why we are here? *smirks*
Me: Don't grow impatient, you have all been signed up to a question and dare show. You can't refuse! *grin*
Haruhi: …..Who signed that thing anyway…. *groans*
Me: Hey! No complaining! I even asked my personal staff to help us here!
Haruhi: ….Rich bastard.
Kyouya: Are we getting paid?
Me: Did you read the contract? *smirks*
Kyouya: …………
Hunny: Okay Yumi-chan, now what?
Me: Oh! *ehem…* Welcome everyone to this show! To be able to send dares to us, you have to leave a review! You can ask questions, send dares, and no one here can refuse! That includes Nekozawa, Kasanoda, Chika, Satoshi, and Renge! For ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, I got my inspiration from her! Give her a hand! ^^
Twins:Ughh.. RENGE? *sighs*
Everyone else: *claps for ILuvHikaruAndKaoru*
Hunny: Yay! Chika-chan's gonna be here! Isn't that nice, Takashi! ^^*jumps happily*
Mori: Ah.
Me: Okay! So start leaving reviews! ^_^ Remember, this show can't be alive without your questions and dares!
Kyouya: Don't forget to leave her an evil dare.
Me: Uwaa~! Kyouya-senpai is mean!
Kyouya: *smirks* I'm sorry. *hugs*
Me: *blushes* You actually hugged me? O.O
Kyouya: Well.. I have this feeling that if I hug you, I can get profit.
Me: Well, you got my love! ^_^
Kyouya:............
Me: *ehem* Now, let us welcome the other people I mentioned! Chika-chan, Kasanoda-san, Satoshi-kun, and Neko-chan, please come over here!
Tamaki: EEEEK! Nekozawa-senpai! *hides*
Hunny: Chiiiikkkaaa-chan~! *tries to hug brother*
Kasanoda: Uh.. Hello.
Me:*smiles* Hi Kasanoda-kun! *hugs*
Kasanoda: *blushes*
Chika: Don't touch me, Mitsukuni! *kicks him sending him high up*
Mori: Mitsukuni! *saves*
Satoshi: Ya…su..CHIKA!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out a bamboo stick*
Chika: EEEEEEEEEEK! *runs*
Nekozawa: Why are we included too, Yumiko-san?
Me: Well because, I said all Ouran. XD
Nekozawa:................
Chika: *gasping for air* But why the heck did you invite me?! This show will waste my time!
Me: Noo Chika-chan, you are recquired to!
Satoshi: Please forgive Yasuchika, he is not sociably healthy.
Chika: Satoshi!
Satoshi: Well, it's true! You never go have fun!
Chika: How can I have fun when I live with an alien? *points at Hunny who is eating cake*
Satoshi: YA...SU....CHI...KA!!!!!!!!! *grabs bamboo stick and chases him*
Chika: EEEEEEEEEEK! *runs*
Renge: *appears out of nowhere* Ohohohohoho~!
Twins: Get lost, Otaku! *sticks tongues at her*
Renge: Uwaa~ Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun are mean to me! *runs*
Twins: *grins*
Me: Okay..... Before there are more complications here, I will sign us off! *smiles* Bye! Remember, this show can't be alive without your dares and questions!
Kyouya: Make them as evil as you can. *smirks*
Everyone else: Bye~!
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A/N: Okay! So everyone please send many dares and questions! I WILL DO ANYTHING even twincest. I love Hikaru and Kaoru! Also Kyouya and Tamaki! :3 Please review soon! If you want to guest in here, just say so! Also, I need a co-host! :P