Hello everyone, this is my first fan fiction ever! Alright so don't be too mean. Most of my DBZ Fan fics will have Kira, my made up character. She's Trunks sister ( I don't like Bulla so shes out of the story! HAHA) Kiras about seven so that leaves Trunks about eleven. Sorry if its a little slow but like I said its my first so be gentle when you review ^_^ THANKS

Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z/GT in anyway, shape or form! ^_^

Kira woke up from her nice dream, she was fighting off evil dust bunnies that came from under her bed. Walking down the stairs of her home she entered the kitchen. Seeing her father at the table, looking even more ticked off than normal, her older brother Trunks scarfing down some cereal. But her mother was no where to be found. She headed over to the table and sat next to her dad.

"Daddy, where is mom?" Vegeta looked up from reading the newspaper and looked at his daughter

"Your mother left, she had a meeting or something" Kira looked at him and smiled slyly.

"I was wondering then...maybe I could have a slumber party?" Kira looked up at her dad and gave him on of the saddest faces she could make. Vegeta looked down with a cold stare for a minuet before he turned back to the paper.

"no" He was about to get up as he realized he had no idea how to make food appear on his plate since Bulma always had it out for him before he got to the table. Trunks looked at his dad and to his sister, normally Kira was never told no, so it made him happy secretly. Kira looked a bit shocked by the refusal and growled a bit as she got off her chair and grabbed a piece of paper from the counter and handed it to Vegeta. He looked at the note.

"Dear Vegeta, tonight you will be in charge of Kiras slumber party. I already bought some snacks, all you have to do is stick them in the over. Make sure the girls get to sleep on time and no sugar! -Love Bulma" Vegeta frowned as he looked at his daughter and Kira gave a small smug smile back at her dad as she walked out of the room to get ready for school. Vegeta looked at his son and Trunks sighed a bit.

"Dad do you even know what a slumber party is?" It dawned on Vegeta that he didn't really know what it was but because he was smart he just put both words together, slumber meant to sleep and he knew what a party was so...maybe the just all slept in one room. But it sounded stupid to him why did people have to come to his home and sleep, what was wrong with their homes, and why did they have to eat before sleeping.

"Of course I do boy! It's where they all sleep in one room" Trunks let out a small laugh before muffling it with his hand when he realized his father looked super pissed.

"Well that what they do eventually, a slumber party is only for girls, a bunch of them come over and they have their P. J's on and they bring sleeping bags, and they talk about boys and do each other hair and eat a lot. And...well I'm not sure what else they do" Vegeta looked more confused than before.

"Why on earth would they want to do their hair if they are going to sleep?" Trunks shrugged and left the table as he would also get ready for school. As soon as the kids were gone Vegeta was off training for a few hours. By lunch time Bunny was awake and had made him some lunch, which he gobbled up quickly. He headed up to his room and looked at the computer. He didn't like to be surprised so he thought he should look up what this slumber party thing was exactly. He turned it on and went into the web browser and went to Google. Typing in the words "what is a Slumber party" clicking on frist link he saw it had taken him to the Google definition of a slumber party "an overnight party of girls who dress in nightclothes and pass the night talking."

"That's perfect like I need more females in my house." Vegeta shut the computer down and went to train more. As the kids came home Vegeta took a shower and walked into the family room. Trunks was doing his homework while Kira was watching T.V. Six O'clock came quickly as the doorbell rang. Kira jumped up and ran to the door and opened it up, her best friend Hazel was standing there holding a sleeping bad and a box full of make-up. Vegeta showed up at the door, since Google had said many parents of slumber parties meet the parents of the guest he thought it would be a good idea, just to make sure no crazy kids entered.

"Ah you must be Mr. Brief, Its very nice to meet you I'm Hazels mother." She stuck out her hand but when Vegeta just looked at it and back up at her she gave a nervous smile and pulled her hand back. With out warning the woman had walked in to his house and looked around.

"My you have a very large house here Mr. Brief, where is your wife?" Vegeta kept himself from blasting the woman.

"Gone" She nodded her head and went into her bag.

"Oh well it's not very hard to explain" She had pulled bottles and bottles out of her bad and shoved them at Vegeta.

"This one is for night time she has to take it every two hours or else...she'll wet herself. This one is her inhaler , don't let her run around to much, this one here is for the morning she has to have it by four in the morning or else her throat will close up on her. Oh and This one is for allergies, I know you don't have any animals but shes also allergic to dust, milk, animal dander, pollen." The bottle had piled up in Vegeta arms as he took them to the kitchen and just dumped them on the table coming back out. He had never heard of a child so ill. Hazels mom had left and Vegeta thought he would lay down the law. He walked in the living room and looked at his daughter and the incredibly sick girl.

"alright listen here you two there will be no ta-" the door bell had rang and in an instant Kira was up and ran past her dad to open the door. Another friend of her had shown up, this one looked more healthy though Vegeta, in fact he wasn't sure if it was even a girl. Her hair was cut up to her ears and she was large than the other girls even her voice was soft. The mother on the other had was a very...developed woman, and as soon as she saw Vegeta a large smile came across her face

"oh my, you must be the handsome Mr. Brief" The lady walked in and threw herself on him as Vegeta froze his facial expression got more and more angry.

"Bulma was was right you are one sexy man...you know my husband passed away not to long ago...I could use a big strong man like yourself to help me around the house" Vegeta peeled the woman off of him and escorted her out the door. These earth women were crazy, breeding sick children and gender altered children. An hour passed and he hoped that there were no more children left to come. He looked at his living room and saw that a massive eight children were sitting around in a circle giggling and screeching all at once. It had given him a headache already.

"Alright now that you all are here there are a few rules that you will fallow... No talking, No sweets, No staying past eight O'clock and no loud noises" All the girls whined as Kira looked embarrassed. She got up from her sleeping bag and walked up to her father as she tugged for him to get on her level.

"Dad, this is a slumber party and were suppose to talk and make noise OK?" Vegeta was in no mood to argue. He stood up and looked at the tiny females, not caring on what they did, as long as he was left alone he simply looked to the side and headed towards the kitchen.

Hours went by, the girls had talked about everything. From who they thought was the cutest boy in school, it had came down between Trunks and Hishori. They had done their hair and put make up on. It was getting to that time where the girls got hungry and demanded food. Kira got up and walked into the kitchen, seeing her father try to organize the medicine he was given.

"dad were hungry, can we order a pizza?" Vegeta and looked at Kira and shook his head

"No your mother said she bought snacks, put them in the oven" Kira stood there staring at her dad.

"Um, I'm not allowed to touch the stove..." Vegeta sighed as he stood up and went to get the snacks. He stood in front of the stove and gave it a long stare and realized that he didn't know how to turn the stove on. Luckily for him Kira had went back to her friends. Vegeta opened the package of pizza rolls and set them on a tray and put them in the oven. He looked at all the knobs and tried them all, but all he got was the stove. Out of pure anger he punched the stove top and swung the oven door open and took the pizza rolls out. If he couldn't figure out how to turn the stupid thing on he would use his saiyan power to cook them.

He had set them on the stove top and stood back as he let out a light energy black and aimed for the food. He must have gone longer than he thought because once he was done, he realized they were burnt and with one touch they would crumble into dust. Vegeta yelled out profanities as he threw the cookie sheet across the room. While in the living room all the girls seemed terrified about the yelling man. No one dared to go into the kitchen afraid that they would be thrown across the room as well. It wasn't too long before the door bell rang, Vegeta stomped across the house to answer it, making the girls move out of his way quickly, as he opened the door a skinny boy stood in front of him, he wore a hat and held pizza boxes in his hand.

"Uh...here's the pizza you order sir" Vegeta let out a growl as he snatched it away from him and threw money at him as he closed the door. He dropped the boxes on the living room table, went back to the kitchen and brought out plates and cups and some soda.

"here don't make a mess" The girls ate the pizza faster than Goku could, and they drank every last drop of every caffeinated beverage that was put out.