Memi:*walks in through a door draggin her two muses* *lets go once she reaches the couch*

Muse 1: *gets up and steps away from memi* crazy baka...

Memi: i resent that...!

Muse 2: it's more like INSANE baka...

Memi: Exactly!

Muse 1 and 2: gah????

Memi: silence now....before i begin the story, i must introduce those two bakas.....errr muses...

Muse 1 and 2: HEY!!!!!!!!!

Memi: hahahaha....*puts tape over muse 1 and 2's mouth* *points to muse 1* Tsuyu...*points to muse 2* Hiruko. *takes tape of Tsuyu and Hiruko's mouth* You get
to help me in this!

Tsuyu: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! wait....i mean...Yes. Yes i am helping you.

Memi:well that was just........

Hiruko: odd.

Memi: *nods stupidly*

Hiruko: hey...why can't i help out?

Memi: You WANNA help out? *raises eyebrow*

Hiruko: hell no....i just wanted to know why HE gets to do something.....

Memi: oh you get to do something..*cackles insanely*

*many hours later*

Memi: *still cackling insanely*

Tsuyu: someone shut her up...

Hiruko: please!!

Duo: *jumps into window wearing a cute "Shinigami/Superman" outfit* I'll stop her!!!

Hiruko and Tsuyu: YAY DUO!

Duo: *looks at Hiruko and tsuyu* Call me *looks straight as if there was a camera*Shinigami man! *smiles and that sparkling of the teeth thingy*

Hiruko and tsuyu: o......kay.

Duo: *stops smiling and runs to memi* *kisses memi*

Memi: *stops* *looks at duo* *glomps duo* DUO!!

Duo: SHINIGAMI MAN!!!!! I ISH SHINIGAMI MAN!

Memi: what the f- ???

Tsuyu: dun ask...

Memi *shrugs* *b0nk duo* become normal again....

Duo: *sad sigh* fine....*turns back into normal duo*

everyone: YAY!!!!!!!

Duo: *pouts*

Memi: *glomps duo* ah u still looked kawaii in that outfit...*pause* As for hiruko....u get to be a good girl and get memi some candy! *pushes hiruko out of the room*

Hiruko: *groaning*

Memi: and duo-kun...you must go back to the other boys....

Duo: Why????

Memi: i hate for you to go....but we gotta keep the story as planned..

Duo:......story???

Memi: I mean....day..ya....day....we gotta keep the day as i planned it...*grins stupidly*

Duo: *shrugs* *goes out of the room*

Tsuyu: *tugs memi's shirt*

Memi: Yesssssssssssss tsuyu??

Tsuyu: did you know you wasted this whole fic on nonsense when you should of wrote what you wanted to?

Memi: oops.

Tsuyu: *sigh* How about we start it then?

Memi: Okay!!!!! *points to disclaimer* Hit it!

Disclaimer: *roll eyes* i dun own anything...only the fricken muses...

Memi: Be a good bishonen and get me muh white jacket that resembles some white lab jacket...

Tsuyu: man your so un-orignal......

Memi: fine then....dun get it...just get me muh frickken wand...

Tsuyu: yes sir m'am sir....*hands memi her wand*

Memi: good bishonen....*smacks tsuyu*

*g-wing boys(except heero) magically fall onto the ground*

Quatre: *On top of trowa* gah....that hurt

Trowa: how come your ALWAYS on top?

Memi: *grins stupidly*

Wufei, Tsuyu, and Duo: ewww....too much info *shudders*

Duo: hey wait a min...i was just here a second ago...why did u shoe me away when i was just gonna come back?

Memi: no reason..

Duo: baka...*glares* hey...where's heeroo??

Memi: did i forget heero? oh i ish sowwy...*smacks wufei with wand*

Wufei: OW!!!

*heero falls on ground*

Heero: OW! MUH FRICKEN BUTT!

Tsuyu: heero...you CAN swear...

Heero: i can??? WHOO! *clears thoart* ahem.... OW! M-

Memi: *puts hand over heeros mouth* nope....censors came yesterday and i agreed not to swear....i got a free gift from it too!

Wufei: what was the gift onna?

Memi: *smacks wufei for calling her onna* i get two whole fics without the appearance of relena!!

Heero: i say that's fair...

Duo: hell ya...

Memi: just dun swear or else she'll come

All: *doesn't wanna swear*

Memi: okies now....*pokes tsuyu* what door is the control room?

Tsuyu: we have a control?

Memi: Yes! grrrrrrrrrrr...

tsuyu: oh yes! now i remember! the door on the left! *laughs stupidly* *opens the door to the lab* Memi, muh dear...Come on in.

Memi: *snickers* *then smiles* *huggles her duo* *walks in with tsuyu* *locks door* Ah nice place...It's so dark too! *points to fridge*
WHOO! A FRIDGE! *opens fridge and finds lots of pepsi and pocky...and reese pieces*

Tsuyu: POCKY!

Memi: *smacks tsuyu with wand* no pocky for you...

Tsuyu: ow...*rubs head* why not?

Memi: cause it's the treats everytime the g-wing boys complete the stages...now...hush *sits down* Tsuyu be a good bishonen again and press the blue button beside you...

Tsuyu: *presses green button* the green one right?

Memi: I SAID BLUE!!!

Tsuyu: oops....

*a bunch of yaoi magazines fall down*

Memi: um....how did those get there? *laughs innocently or something*

Tsuyu: *glares at memi* hentai!

Memi: silence you...now press the freakin blue button. BLUE! BLUE!

Tsuyu: *presses blue button* there we go...

*window appears in front of memi but g-wing boys think it's just a wall*

Memi: *turns on button for mic* *taps mic* can you guys hear me?

Wufei: sadly yes...

Memi: shut up boy.....*pause* okies now listen carefully! Since memi's bored i get to experiment oon you guys!

G-wing boys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memi: yesssssssssss....anyhoo, one by one i'll lock you in a room for about one chapter of a fanfic and see what happens....

Trowa: what'll be in the rooms?

Memi: clones...

Trowa: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memi: stop saying that!!!! *a mechinal arm magically comes fom the ceiling and whacks trowa with a wand*

Trowa: *rubs head* OW!!!

Memi: haha...*long pause* so yes.....there are 3 rooms...and whoever amuses me the most gets Pocky!

Duo: yay! pocky!!

memi: goooooddd duo!

Wufei: stupid duo...

*mechinal arm smacks wufei with a wand*

Wufei: INJUSTICE! STOP DOING THAT!

Memi: that's fun...i should just do that for a whole fic..

Tsuyu: dear yama no..

Memi: *glares at tsuyu*

tsuyu: *whimpers*

Memi: Man do i have power...


to be continued.

Memi: *points to Krillin* You get to be cool and be the to be continued dude for this fic!

Krillin: Damnit! *shrugs*

Memi: go on now *runs back to lab*

Krillin: do i really hafta tell you what's next? she basically explained it....

Gohan: *magically appears* tell them who she gets to toture baka!

Krillin: GOHAN! SAVE MEEEE

Gohan: no. i get to toture you *whips krillin* hahahaha now tell em

Krillin: OW! *wails* fine....*sad sigh* Wufei gets to go in the room first....happy?

Gohan: very! *whips krillin*

Krillin: ow!! What'd i do?!!!???!!?

Gohan: nothing at all..

Krillin: GRR!! *shakes fist*