Apathetic
When a man comes into the building screaming and wielding a gun, Marshall can't for the life of him figure out why Barney's so apathetic compared to when the ninja dropped by.
Big
Barney liked things big, that's why his TV, his bed, his apartment and even his job were big.
Childish
No matter how evil he acts or how crude his language is, Ted always thinks that Barney gains a childish look of excitement on his face when ever he talks about his and Ted's latest escaped.
Dignity
No matter how many times he was turned down, he always managed to walk away with an air of dignity.
Enigma
He had always been an enigma to his family, friends and co-workers, it wasn't until he met Ted that he began to talk about himself, if only a little.
F***
F*** is what he screams when he gets shot in the arm by an angry client, he later hiss's it quietly when the doctor gets the bullet out.
Grow
When he was little he'd never thought he'd grow up, now at 6'1, he wished he could shrink.
Hug
He always tenses up when hugged.
Intelligent
Contrary to popular belief, he was probably the second most intelligent person in their group next to Robin.
Jerk
Half the girls in New York would claim he was a jerk, the other half don't know him yet.
King
When ever he came home and looked around his apartment he would think to himself, 'I'm king of the castle…'
Lonely
Sometimes at night when he's watching TV, he'll look around the apartment and feel very lonely.
Magic
When he was eight, he saw a creepy old man in a top hat throw fire balls in the air, since then he's been studying magic.
Normal
He is the farthest thing from Normal, that doesn't mean he can't claim otherwise.
Orphan
When he signs the paper to burn down the orphanage, he feels kind of bad, then he gets his pay check and the feeling goes away.
Prank
His roommate dared him to put hair dye in their female neighbors shampoo, upon hearing their screams he went over to see his handiwork, then he met Shannon.
Quebec
Unbeknownst to everyone, he had been to Quebec (on business) and he had enjoyed it.
Red
Red was his favorite colour, right next to black.
Slip
He slipped on ice before he got to the bar and hit his eye on a snow-covered rock, when he finally got there, he explained his black eye by claiming he met up with an old conquest, they believed him.
TV
His TV was awesome times Awesome plus cool squared, but you already knew that.
Unicorn
He'd never admit it, but one of hi childhood dreams was to own a unicorn, he never got to.
Victory
Every chick he banged was another victory to add to the list.
Whiskey
He loved whiskey, it was right up there with scotch on his top three types of alcohol list.
Yell
He got yelled at a lot during work hours, it wasn't until Lily tapped him on the shoulder after calling him ten times that he thought he might be going deaf.
X
Doctor X was a REALLY stupid name.
Zed
He ask Robin someday, why Canada felt the need to pronounce it 'zed'?
Finished…