Lil' Zelda High School: Character Intros

A/N: Hi! This is my second fic, and it is totally different from my other one! I just wanted to try something new, for a change. This fic is about all of our favorite Zelda characters put in high school! Less rambling, on with the fic!

Disclaimer: Miyamoto, not me. 'Nuff said.

~*+.+*~

Link: The Unfortunate

"Let's see, here.... 29...... 1...... 43...." Link murmured to himself. He pushed up on the handle. "Agh! Stupid locker! Die NOW!!!!" Link kicked at his locker, only resulting in stubbing his toe. "YOWW!!" He hopped around. Malon walked up to him, and hit his locker. It opened.

"No need to thank me." she said as she strutted to Homeroom.

"Who said I was going to?" said Link in a mocking tone. His face flushed as he thought about how a girl un-jammed his locker, when he couldn't. He looked at his shoelace, it was untied. He bent down to pick it up. He put his arm out to steady himself, but he accidentally pushed his locker door shut.

"AW MAN!!"

~*+.+*~

Malon: "I can take care of myself!"

Malon walked into Homeroom.

There were still 15 minutes until school started, so she brought out a book, and read.

"Hey, girlie." said a male voice. Malon looked up from her book, then looked back down.

"Hey, Ganon."

"Where's the money you owe me?"

"Hold out your hand." He did so. Malon reached into her pocket, and slapped something down on his hand.

"What the-?" Malon squeezed his hand as hard as she could. "YOWWW!!!" Ganon yanked his hand away from hers, and timidly walked back to his seat.

Malon kept reading her book, Beating up Bullies.

~*+.+*~

Zelda: The Rich Kid

Zelda opened her locker with ease. She looked over at Link, who was murdering his locker, just to get it open. She went over to him, and hit his locker. It opened.

"That's the second time!!" yelled Link. He slammed his locker shut, and ran into the boys bathroom.

That amused her for a minute, but soon she got bored. She tossed a few hundred dollar bills on the floor. Most of the students scrambled to get to them. Zelda laughed. She loved watching them jump on the floor for those, and she liked to see their faces when they tore them, even better.

She stuffed her mink coat aimlessly into her locker, and flounced to class.

~*+.+*~

Ganon: The Bully

Ganon rubbed his sore hand after Malon had squeezed it. It hurt his pride, and made him mad. And when he was mad, he made progress. In fact, last time he was mad, he had cheated 67 kids out of their lunch money.

A boy walked into class, and passed him.

"Hi." said the boy.

"RAWR!!" Ganon yelled. The boy threw his money at him, and cowardly ran to his seat.

Ganon pulled out his monstrous checklist.

"Alright, I just did the Dinosaur Roar, what's next?" he muttered to himself. "Ah, here we go, the Give Me Your Money, Or I'll Tell The Teacher What You Did Yesterday,"

Ganon smiled. He never knew what the person did after he did that trick, but he knew they always did something.

~*+.+*~

Nabooru: The Leader of the Gang

Nabooru walked into the school, with her pack of 8th grade girls following her. She never knew where the kids came from, they always just followed her. Which is why she was feared by her classmates. Sure, they were only 8th graders, but Nabooru trained them, so they could kick anyone's sorry behind.

She looked at Link, and snapped her fingers. All the 8th graders quickly piled on top of him, and took all of his money. They obediently gave the money to Nabooru, who just smiled.

"Today's getting slow." she told the 8th graders. "Better pick up the pace, or I won't give you any Glitter Gel Pens." The 8th grade girls quickly started to jump on every boy that they saw.

Nabooru had a rule: If you jump a girl, you get no Gel Pens for the rest of the year.

Yup, Nabooru wasn't mean. To girls at least.

To boys, she had no mercy.

~*+.+*~

Koume and Kotake: The Twins

Koume walked into Homeroom, with Kotake in tow.

As soon as the class saw them enter, they all moved to the far side of the room. Even the teacher.

Those girls were crazy. For lunch they ate peas and chopped up carrots with whipped cream and chocolate sauce on top! And for break, they rode around the halls on brooms, like they were playing Cowboys and Indians or something.

Everybody was afraid of them. Even the Principal. Creepy.

~*+.+*~

Saria: The Inquisitive

Saria bounced into Homeroom, and sat down next to Malon.

"Hi! Watcha' reading?"

"None of your beezwax."

"Ok, then." Saria turned to her other side and faced Zelda. "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Yes, are you a natural.... uh, green?"

"Yup! 100% Grass-Head! Do you like my green shirt?"

"No."

"Great! I like it too!"

"What? I said tha-"

"Can I have a lollipop?"

"Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Leave me alone!!"

"Alright! I heard you the first time!! Some people." said Saria in a annoyed voice. "Don't know when to stop."

~*+.+*~

Ruto: The..... Fish.

Ruto's a fish with attitude!

That just sounded wrong.

~*+.+*~

A/N: Hi, this was just the intro, so it will get better. If it doesn't, then, you can eat my shoe. It's getting old, anyhow.