Hello, cats, My name is KleverKat, and I am the clans' best cat therapist! First off, we have Ashfur . Welcome Ashfur!!!!!
Ashfur: *twitches* Hi…..
KleverKat: So Ashfur, what the heck is your problem?
Ashfur: Well, First off, I hardly knew my father, and my mother was killed when I was hardly an apprentice. *twitches uncontrollably* Also, I was in the battle with Bloodclan, so I saw my father die!!!!! Also, my mentor only paid attention to my sister! Now they have 7 kits together and I can hardly remember their names!!! Also Dustpelt never taught me anything, so I'm dumb and that's why Firestar never lets me go on a patrol!!!!! *twitches and cries*
KleverKat: Oh, I'm sorry what did you say? I wasn't listening.
Ashfur: *gives himself the death blow*
KleverKat: Oh okay, Jim, will you clean that up? Yes, I don't care if you have to take orders from a cat! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! * has a bloodthirsty look on her face and unsheathes her claws*
A scared Jim: OK FINE JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!
KleverKat: *Softens up* Ok then, lets get on to the next freak.
KleverKat: Ok, Today we have……… HOLLYLEAF!!!!! *Claps*
Hollyleaf: Ignores her and keeps on muttering "Warrior Code, Warrior Code"
KleverKat: Ok, weird!!!
Hollyleaf: Gets down on her knees "ALL HAIL THE WARRIOR CODE ALL HAIL THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!"
KleverKat: *tasers her* GET UP YOU FILTHY CAT OR I WILL DESTROY THE WARRIOR CODE!
Hollyleaf: NO, NO ANYTHING BUT THE CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Gets up*
Well, first off, my brother was born blind, and my mother went to warriors duty days after we were born, and--
KleverKat: Oh, Hollyleaf, I hate to break it too ya, but Leafpool is your mother, not Squirrelflight.
Leaf pool & Squirrel flight : AAAAH NO THE SECRET IS OUT!!!!!!! WE MUST GO TO THE TRIBE TO LIVE LAZILY AND JUST WASTE THEIR PREY JUST LIKE DAISY!!!!
Daisy: *eating a mouse that took so much hard work* Hey! Oh , wait, that's true, never mind!
Leafpool & Squirrelflight: *run to the tribe*
KleverKat: Well, that's all the time we have and--
Hollyleaf: *wailing* but I never got to finish!
KleverKat: IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT NOW STOP WAILING YOU FILTHY CAT OR I WILL TASER YOU AGAIN AND DESTROY THE CODE!
Hollyleaf: OK, Ok, please just don't kill me!
KleverKat: Softens up. Well okay. Check out the poll on my profile on who should be the freak next, bye!
KleverKat: Also, If you do not R,R&V, I will find you….. *twitches and points taser to the computer screen* HA, HA HA HA HA. Bye!!!!
KleverKat's Father: whispers, I'm sorry if KleverKat yells at you , because she really has a temper problem, so please don't get her mad! I got her mad, and that's how I got this part of my face ripped off! Please, she's really crazy!
KleverKat: WHAT DID YOU SAY, DADDY?
KleverKat's Father: Oh great Starclan!!!!!!!
No one knows what happened next, but they did see flying tufts of fur and a tail………