Lisa the Alchemist

By BloodySimpsonChibi

(Hi guys! Chibi here! So this is the first of a collection of anime crossovers I'm gonna do. Each of them will revolve around Lisa because she's my favorite. For now, I'm only going to write the first chapters and then continue the stories in the summer. Don't worry! Simp-eds will still be completed in July. So this one is for Fullmetal Alchemist. Enjoy!)

Lisa was at the Springfield Public Library. Ms. Hoover had assigned her a project concerning alchemy, the lost science of creation and destruction. Lisa asked the librarian were she could find books on alchemy and she pointed to the science section of the library. Lisa looked through the books but none really caught her eye.

"Maybe I can find something at the book store." She said.

As she was about to leave, She saw a really old book she didn't notice before. The title read: The study of Alchemy by Edward Elric.

"Strange." Lisa said. "I didn't notice that book before." She picked it up and flipped through it. There were strange drawings and mentions of homunculus and something called transmutation. This intrigued Lisa so she decided to check the book out.

Lisa spent the next few days with her nose in that book, which of course didn't seem unusual to the rest of her family. She already knew what alchemy was before she got the book sure, but this Edward person offered such a fascinating take on it. It was as if he actually made it work...

Homer and Marge were watching the newest McBain movie on TV when Lisa came running to the living room with something underneath a blanket in her arms and a wide smile on her face.

"Mom! Dad! Look what I did!" She shouted. Without waiting for a reply, she threw the blanket off the object, revealing it to be saxophone made entirely out of wood.

"That's great sweetie!" Marge said. " Did you make that in wood shop?"

"No!" Lisa shouted. "It turns out that Edward Elric knew how to make alchemy work! All you need to do is make a transmutation circle, put some raw materials in the middle, clap your hands and press them around that sucker and BAM! You get a completely playable saxophone made of wood!" She than proceeded to play the saxophone.

"That's great sweetie!" Homer said. "Is that all your're doing?"

"Oh I'm just getting warmed up!" Lisa said. "I'm gonna try everything in this book!" And with that Lisa ran off.

"Heheh. Kids and their alchemy."

"Homer." Marge said. "Should we be worried about Lisa reviving an old science. The kids have a habit of awakening things from the past and it never turns out good."

"Relax Marge." Homer said as he took a swig of Duff. "I mean what's Lisa gonna do? Fuse animals and people together? Bring the dead back to life? Maybe even make her own human!" Homer said that last sentence with a eerie yet humorous tone.

Marge giggled. "You're right Homie."

Meanwhile, Lisa was in her room reading the book.

"What other secrets are you hiding Edward Elric?" She said to herself.

(Foreshadowing is shady.)