Asparagus: Hey My second fan fic!

Aurro (Yami Asparagus): And you haven't even finished your 1st.

Asparagus: yeah well...

DISCLAIMER: Asparagus doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, or the know your stars guy.

Asparagus: Well, R&R!

Know your stars...

                                                                                                  Know your stars...

Know your stars...

Malik Ishtar...

Random Voice Guy (RVG): Has a porcupine on his head.

Malik: I do not!

RVG: then what's the pointy thing on your head?

Malik: that would be my hair...

RVG:riiight..

Malik: It is!

RVG: Of course it is...

Malik: Come on look at the baka Pharaoh's hair!

RVG: moving on...

            Malik Ishtar...

                        Doesn't know what a spork is...

Malik: Actually I don't do you?

RVG: well...um...ehh...

Malik: Ha! You don't!

            Malik Ishtar...

                        Sleeps with his teddy bear Mr. Snuffywuffykins!

Malik: LIES! That is a totally lie!

RVG: uh huh.

Malik: In fact isn't that your teddy's name?

RVG: Errrr...

            Malik Ishtar...

                        Has never been to Egypt...

Malik: Uh, dude, that's where I'm from!!

RVG: That's what he says but...

Malik: But what?

RVG: Imposter.

Malik: Am not!

RVG: Are too!

Malik: Am not!

RVG: Too!

Malik: Not!

RVG: Too!

Malik: Not!

RVG: Not!

Malik: Too! Damm!

RVG: I win!

Malik: I'm still not.

RVG: Now you know, Malik Ishtar...The Guy so Insane he has a porcupine on his head...

Malik: I do not! This is stupid! It's all LIES!!camera zooms out while Malik is still yelling "LIES!"

RVG: 0o

Asparagus: So it ish good yesh?

Aurro:

Asparagus: Rate please!

Aurro: It'll motivate her to write more!

Asparagus: -

Aurro: and believe me she needs it!

Asparagus:--