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I do not own Rick and Morty nor Phineas and Ferb.
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Chapter 1:
"Hey Ferb, what should we do today?" said the young Phineas.
Ferb moved his hands up to his neck to say, "I don't know"
It was a nice beautiful day.
Birds were chirping,
Flowers all bloomed.
It was a nice warm summer day.
Nothing Much to do.
But little did they know that they were going to have a grand adventure.
Phineas was about to go inside when a green portal that could have mesmerized small children appeared. It certainly mesmerized Phineas. An old man with a strange haircut and blue hair stepped out with a small child wearing a yellow shirt.
"Well crap, Morty," said the old man, he had a deep voice.
"Wow Rick, that has to be the first time we entered the wrong dimension without you cussing!"
Said the small child, referred to as Morty.
"Well, what do you ex*burrp*pect, Morty?" Said Rick. "We're in a kid's TV cartoon, see that black box up there? It says TV-Y7, do you know what that means?" Rick said angrily
"Does it mean that we can't cuss?" Morty questioned.
"Yes Morty, you stupid mother-" Rick was cut off by Morty pointing at Phineas.
"Right, right, right."
"Anyway strange, weird Dorito head looking child."
"It looks like Bill Cipher," Morty said
"What do y*bellch*ou need, uhh uhh.
"My name is Phineas, and this is my stepbrother Ferb.
"Nice to meet you Phineas." said Rick.
"Wow Rick, that's the first time you've been nice to someone!"
"Well it's a kid Morty, it's so sensitive even a leaf falling on its head will make it cry."
"You never act that way with me, Rick"
"Sh-sh-sh-shut up *Belch*, Morty!"
End of Chapter 1
(Did I do good?)