Crack Shot. Neji in love with a Doll?-( Title says All)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the idea where this came from which is the Jerry Springer show.
I wrote this in like 5 minutes. This is the best I can do without editing and grammar checks. Thanks for reading.
Hey who knows maybe I am funny... haha not. This is not original. I need to come up with something original not something I copied from the T.V.
I peeked through Neji's room when Hinata led me to it.
"I'm not sure if you should be here Tenten," Hinata said quietly.
"He did not show up for sparring."
"W-well, that's because Neji, yesterday he-," Hinata was cut off by my screaming/laughing/crying at the same time.
There inside was Neji making out with a life sized doll on a wheel chair! I couldn't believe what I was seeing! This doll had brown hair up in too buns. Her eyes were brown and it looked strangely like me. The exact training outfit too. O_O WTF?!
"What the hell, Neji?" I screamed. Neji looked up and growled.
"Don't be jealous because Tenten is much hotter than you!" He possesivley hugged 'Lily The Oversized Doll.'
"You're in love with an Oversized DOLL?! AND I'M TENTEN!" I screamed and started laughing. He glared at me and patted 'Tenten' on the head.
"She is perfect for me. We met each other at the Street Market and we hit it off quickly. See she loves to read, cook, and so many others things." Neji crossed his arms. "Why should this concern you?"
I looked around his room. There was faces for the doll with different expressions.
"Well maybe because I'm in your team and we're supposed to care for each other?" I asked.
"Hn, I'll be out of your team tommorow because I'm getting married to Tenten. You're not invited to the wedding since you laughed at our love."
My sweat dropped. He has finally lost it. Pfft, well mr.-my-logic-is-so-devine-so-dont-defy-me, has finally lost it.
"Who said I'd wanna go. Besides that oversized doll couldn't do anything. Why would you buy an Oversized Tenten?!" I crossed my arms.
"That's not what the Street Vendor said." He smiled mischeaviously. "If you push this button she-."
EW. "I don't even want to know! Have a great life!" I slammed the door.
"Hinata what happened to him?" I practiacally yelled. I was pissed that he bought oversiezed me. Who does he think he is?
"I don't know but I think he's lost it." she shivered. "I ca'nt belive it, just because he couldn't confess his love to you!" She shook her head. We went to her room and right when she opened the door. My eyes widended.
"Not you too!" I laughed as i saw a life sized Naruto doll.
"SHUT UP TENTEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!"she cried and ran to 'Naruto's' arms.
"NARUTO-KUN!" She cried. "Tenten's being mean!"
The dolls eyes gleamed red and I slowly closed the door.
What is wrong with people these days?
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It wasn't the Best Crack fit out there but I had write this when I saw the Jerry Springer show. It was too funny.