Disclaimer: You know, if I owned -Man, Leverrier would have been killed off as soon as possible. He is, unfortunately, still alive. Therefore I don't own it.

^ I'm going to put this disclaimer at the start of this collection (if it ever become a collection) and that's it. I'm pretty sure I'll never own it, so….

Prompt 1: Icy pole.

"BaKanda!"

"Moyashi!"

Death glares and limbs aimed at each other, the two continued to fight incessantly. The only thing that was different from the usual was the blue icy pole hanging out of Allen's mouth, which he firmly held onto, even in the middle of the fight currently occurring between the two.

Lavi drooped even further into his seat on the sidelines. "It's too hoooot…" he complained loudly, "How can you even fight right now?"

Lenalee sweat-dropped as she walked out into the courtyard, bringing cold lemonade, instead of the usual coffee, on her tray. "What are they fighting over now?"

Lavi glanced up at her and eagerly grabbed one of the ice cold drinks when he saw them, happily sipping it as he spoke. "Well, Yuu accused the Moyashi of stealing the last icy pole in the freezer. I mean, I don't blame him and all, because it's way too hot and Allen has such a huge appetite all the time, and…"

Lenalee held up her hand to stop his babbling and asked simply, "And did Allen take the last one, Lavi?"

Lavi's good eye darted around for a few moments, before he said in a small voice, "…That might… just possibly have been me, instead…?"

"What did you say, you stupid rabbit?"

Feeling a cold blade against his neck, Lavi tried to shrink away even further. "Ah, Yuu! What a lovely day it is, don't you think? I honestly don't think it could get any better-" Mugen sliced off a few strands of red hair from the top of his head, and returned to hovering next to his neck.

Kanda's death glare only increased in deathliness as he snapped, "Don't call me that.", and Lavi actually feared for his life. Taking off at a full on sprint he wailed behind him, "I'm sorry, Yuu!" And various other forms of pleading for his life.

Lenalee stared after the two of them cautiously. "Do you think he'll be ok?" she asked fretfully.

Allen shrugged as he flopped into Lavi's now abandoned chair. "Probably, knowing him. I don't care too much, myself. I need to finish this icy pole, anyway."

And when Allen discovered that there really wasn't much left of the aforementioned icy pole, well, let's just say Lavi ended up running away from not only one, but two people with a wish to see him dead.

Oh god I'm sorry, I think I just butchered the DGM characters. Don't kill me, please.

Umm….reviews are appreciated. So are new prompts. I've seen a few of these in other fandoms, and I wanted to have a go. Please be somewhat kind, though. :D

This prompt, which I actually couldn't think of anything for (that's why it's so….bad…) Is from rainbowmonFTW

Thank you for giving me my first prompt, my friend! xD