Sonic 3 & Knuckles
The Short and Honest Version
Sonic and the SUPER FORCE FIVE have just defeated one of the most ANNOYING BOSSES IN HISTORY and are now flying on a propeller plane with a rocket attached to it.
Sonic: You know what, now with Robotnik finally defeated and my friends set free... I think I can finally go home to my wife and kids. God I haven't seen them in forever I ju-
Tails: DERP I FLYIN' A ROCKETZ PLANE WHEEEE
Sonic: -st want to die.
*Sonic jumps off the plane, rocket whatever*
Sonic: Freedom. Sweet, sweet freedom!
*Sonic screams at the face of death and this apparently makes him go SUPER SAIYAN*
Sonic: OH HELL YES! I can do anything now *clears throat* BECAUSE I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY-
*Sonic gets UPPERCUT b- GAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS HANDS*
Knuckles: Kadouche! You just got Knupple Cutted bro, it's like an uppercut but sounding wrong in every way! Excuse me as I steal your jewels which are apparently VERY easy to knock off you.
Sonic:Guhhh... Oh crap my head...
Knuckles: I'm not evening joking bro, all I did was jump into you and they all just spilled out, apparently you have the ability to fly and be shiny, yet not the ability to withstand a simple bump.
Anyways s-
Sonic: AHHHH YOUR HANDS ARE NOT NORMAL, WHAT ARE YOU? WHY DO YOU EXIST? AHHHhhhhh...
*Sonic passes out, probably due to the fact he got punched in the face by THE DEATH CLAW*
*In his coma Sonic dreams of days gone by*
Sonic: I remember when life was simple, I ran a few jobs for Seth every month and that was it, in and out, everyone happy. They get their meth, I get a 10% cut and when I get home I tell my wife I just work a 'delivery' job. It was a good life.
*Sonic wakes up several hours later with a severe concussion causing TOTAL AMNESIA*