WARNING!

This fanfic contains both strong language, and a whole lot of scat. Now I may just be over exaggerating, but in any case, read at your own risk.

It was your everyday morning in Autumn when Danny, a male fairy around his mid teens awoke to the sound of someone throwing rocks at the window of his mushroom-like house. He pulled himself out of his bed and immediately threw on a regular grey T-shirt, before heading outside to see just what all the commotion was. He looked out past the ledge of his home to see a short male fairy standing in the grass just below Danny's home.

"The hell do you want Titus?" He asked while stretching and yawning, clearly uninterested in whatever the fairy had to say at 6 AM on a Saturday

"You need to go help my dad out with the preparations, remember?" Replied Titus, pointing in the direction of numerous other mushroom shaped homes in the midst of the tall grass.

"What preparations? You're gonna have to be a lot more specific than that." Said Danny as he brushed a hand through his dark hair, squinting his eyes at the bright sunrise.

Titus pinched the bridge of his nose and mumbled something to himself before looking back up at Danny, "You're supposed to help with the preparations for the astral festival tonight! Remember?"

"Oh yeah... That. Just gimmie a sec to get right on to that.." Danny came down the small steps in front of his home, and headed down into the village, but not before quickly turning around and giving the short Titus a front wedgie, then running off into the village laughing to himself.

Titus immediately yelled "SON OF A BI-

Danny walked through the stone road of the village just as the other fairies began to wake up, walking by silently before he was stopped by a much larger fairy wearing a blacksmith's apron, and with the facial expression of a boss seconds away from firing a worker.

"Late. 15 minutes late, Daniel" Said the large man, pointing at an old clock on the wall, "You know this festival's the most important of the year, everyone from all around gather to celebrate!"

"Well y'know Cliff, I bet having an alarm clock would get me here on time, but I cant afford one unless I get A FREAKIN' RAISE!" Came Danny angrily

Cliff gave Danny a hard slap on the back of his head, "Well then you just gotta work harder kid, so I need you to go find me some more ore out there, get to it.

Cliff threw a brown sac onto Danny's chest and gave him a pickax, with Danny sighing as he turned around and flew off, mumbling to himself in anger.