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Summery: Michael dumps Maria again and she gets payback by singing a song
that makes Liz and Alex hate the other aliens. This is a song fic.
Author Note: I wrote this when off ill from school. Send me good wishes.
An Alien Heart
"Oh Liz Michael dumped me"
"Again"
"Yeah"
"What was his excuse this time"?
"That one day he will have to leave and he can't have connections"
"When you gonna start dating him again"
"Never"
"Here they come put on a brave face. You'll be making out in no time"
Maria singing:
I hate Michael
Yes I do
He's a lump of alien goo
He smell
And he buys me
Generic Shampoo
I hate Michael
I hope you do to
Michael: Grow up Maria.
Maria again singing:
I aint your little pixy oh oh
So I won't do what you tell me to
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day He'll do it to you to
Liz: No he won't Max loves me
Maria again singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day He'll do it to you to
Cause they have to leave
So he'll leave you
Liz: Yeah he will
Maria and Liz both singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day she'll do it to you to
She'll have to leave
To be married
She'll leave you on your own
You'll wish you'd never known
Her huge green face
And silver eyes
Oh don't you realise
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
And she'll do it to you
Alex: It's true. She'll leave me and marry Michael
All three singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
They haven't fooled us
We found them out first
And we have won
So get your alien butts
Right outa here
Or we'll phone up the FBI
And your Mummy and daddy will cry
It's your own fault for lying to us
Liz goes in to the kitchen followed by Max. Isabelle continues applying
her nail varnish whilst Alex stares at her in awe. Maria walks out of the
Crashdown closely followed by Michael.
Maria: My that was refreshing.
Michael singing:
I love you
Yes I do
You're my little pixy
And I'm yours to
Maria: What you are my pixy
Michael: No I am yours
Maria: Aww really
Michael: Yeah, so what you gonna do next week when I break up with you
cause this was big?
Maria: I'm gonna phone the FBI say that you are aliens and just as they
slice you open alive I call them and say it was a hoax.
Michael: Cool. I'll be waiting.
Maria: Maybe I should do it now cause you are leaving without kissing me
good night.
Michael: *Kissed her and walks off*
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Liz: Do you think a week will go bye where this won't happen?
Max: Nah, it would spoil our fun.
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Alex: You're pretty
Isabelle: If you keep staring at me like that Ill get you a picture
Alex: Cool
Isabelle: It wasn't supposed to be an offer.
Alex: *staring and drooling*
Summery: Michael dumps Maria again and she gets payback by singing a song
that makes Liz and Alex hate the other aliens. This is a song fic.
Author Note: I wrote this when off ill from school. Send me good wishes.
An Alien Heart
"Oh Liz Michael dumped me"
"Again"
"Yeah"
"What was his excuse this time"?
"That one day he will have to leave and he can't have connections"
"When you gonna start dating him again"
"Never"
"Here they come put on a brave face. You'll be making out in no time"
Maria singing:
I hate Michael
Yes I do
He's a lump of alien goo
He smell
And he buys me
Generic Shampoo
I hate Michael
I hope you do to
Michael: Grow up Maria.
Maria again singing:
I aint your little pixy oh oh
So I won't do what you tell me to
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day He'll do it to you to
Liz: No he won't Max loves me
Maria again singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day He'll do it to you to
Cause they have to leave
So he'll leave you
Liz: Yeah he will
Maria and Liz both singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
One day she'll do it to you to
She'll have to leave
To be married
She'll leave you on your own
You'll wish you'd never known
Her huge green face
And silver eyes
Oh don't you realise
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
And she'll do it to you
Alex: It's true. She'll leave me and marry Michael
All three singing:
It an alien thing
A thing they have to do
To make them feel good
They haven't fooled us
We found them out first
And we have won
So get your alien butts
Right outa here
Or we'll phone up the FBI
And your Mummy and daddy will cry
It's your own fault for lying to us
Liz goes in to the kitchen followed by Max. Isabelle continues applying
her nail varnish whilst Alex stares at her in awe. Maria walks out of the
Crashdown closely followed by Michael.
Maria: My that was refreshing.
Michael singing:
I love you
Yes I do
You're my little pixy
And I'm yours to
Maria: What you are my pixy
Michael: No I am yours
Maria: Aww really
Michael: Yeah, so what you gonna do next week when I break up with you
cause this was big?
Maria: I'm gonna phone the FBI say that you are aliens and just as they
slice you open alive I call them and say it was a hoax.
Michael: Cool. I'll be waiting.
Maria: Maybe I should do it now cause you are leaving without kissing me
good night.
Michael: *Kissed her and walks off*
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Liz: Do you think a week will go bye where this won't happen?
Max: Nah, it would spoil our fun.
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Alex: You're pretty
Isabelle: If you keep staring at me like that Ill get you a picture
Alex: Cool
Isabelle: It wasn't supposed to be an offer.
Alex: *staring and drooling*