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Food and fun
Sam Puckett is wearing a pink / purple sweater, as she sit by the kitchen table in her best friend Carly Shay's apartment. Sam live with Carly since Sam couldn't find a place of her own.
"Oh, man! This stuff is sooo freakin' good." says Sam as she eat cold bacon straight from the package.
"I don't wanna be rude, but how the hell can you eat that?" says Carly.
"You may not like it, but I do. Sure, I could throw it in a pan and fry it up and all, though no one's got time for that shit." says Sam.
"Alright, girl. Whatever floats your boat. Don't need to get your bra in a fucking twist." says Carly.
"Thanks, you're a cool friend." says Sam.
Carly notice the look on Sam's face. It's the same as when Sam masturbate.
"Wow!" says Carly. "I can't believe it. Food makes you horny."
"Kinda, yeah. Not all food, but bacon does, for sure." says Sam.
"That's weird, but you're my BFF anyways." says Carly.
"Sweet." moans Sam.
"Okay." says Carly.
"Awww! Holy dang!" moans Sam as she eat more cold bacon.
"Sam, I'll be in another room..." says Carly.
"No, hang around." moans Sam as she eat another piece of bacon.
"I'd rather not, especially since you seem to almost cum from eating those cold pieces of bacon, my friend." says Carly.
Carly is clearly feeling uncomfortable, even though she and Sam are such close good friends.
"Well, guess I understand, but I wanna share the moment with you, girl. You're my best friend and I like to be open with you." says Sam.
"Right...little too open in this case, Sam." says Carly.
"Carly, chill, relax, enjoy the fun." says Sam, as she eat another piece of cold bacon.
Sam moan something sexual as she close her eyes and act all erotic while eating.
"Fine. I've nothing better to do right now." says Carly as she grab a bottle of orange soda and then take a seat across the table from her BFF.
"Awesome. You're truly the best. My life would be worthless without you." says Sam.
Sam once again seem all horny as she continue to eat.
"I'm glad you place such high value on our friendship." says Carly.
"Mmm, yes!" moans Sam in a very sexual tone.
"Nice." says Carly with a cute smile.
"Ahhh, yeah!" moans Sam.
Carly drink some of her orange soda.
"Have you heard from Freddie lately?" says Carly.
"No, but I did recieve an e-mail from Cat last night." says Sam.
"Cat Valentine?" says Carly.
"Yeah, she invited us to come see her in LA next month." says Sam.
Sam moans as if she almost had an orgasm.
Carly look away and try to pretend she didn't notice what Sam did.
"Oh! Holy fucking crap!" moans Sam as she eat the last piece of bacon and seem to pee herself, but she actually has a squirting orgasm.
"Did you just...uh...cum?" says Carly.
"Yeah 'cause that was not pee." says Sam.
"This is too much!" scream Carly as she run to the bathroom and throw up.
"Oppss..." says Sam.
Sam change into clean pants.
2 hours later.
"What's for dinner?" says Sam.
"Are you hungry again?" says Carly.
"Yeah, sort of..." says Sam.
"I can make us awesome chili burgers." says Carly.
"Yum yum. Great idea." says Sam with a sexy smile.
"Awww! So cute." says Carly.
Sam drink some beer.
"Mmm, beer from Florida!" says Sam.
"Is it really?" says Carly.
"Yeah, no doubt about it." says Sam.
"Alright then." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
"You're a funny woman and I like that." says Carly as she starts making the burgers.
Sam goes to the living room and turn on her laptop.
She open a Skype video phone call with Cat Valentine.
"Hi, Sam." says Cat as she appear on the screen.
"Hi, babe." says Sam. "Sorry if I call in the middle of something."
"You're not. I was doing nothing at all." says Cat with a sweet smile.
"Okay, cool. You'll be happy 'cause Carly and me have decided to visit you. Nice huh?" says Sam.
"Yeah, very nice, girl." says Cat.
"So, found a boyfriend yet?" says Sam.
"I've not and I think I'm a lesbian." says Cat. "Lately I've felt...you know...kind of...turned on among other women so I believe I might be gay...or maybe bisexual."
"Really? That's sweet." says Sam.
"Yes. I look forward to see you and Carly in person again. It's been like over a year." says Cat.
"It's been that long? Holy shit...!" says Sam.
"No bad words." says Cat.
"Sorry..." says Sam.
"You're forgiven, babe. I like you, even if you're a bit of a bad girl at times." says Cat.
"Thanks, Cat. You're awesome as well." says Sam.
"I'm glad you feel that way. The friendship I have with you and Carly means a lot to me. Okay...gotta go. I've got a meeting with my manager." says Cat.
"Alright, see ya." says Sam.
Sam ends the Skype session.
22 minutes later.
"Burgers are ready." says Carly.
Sam enter the kitchen and get very happy when she sees that Carly has made jumbo chili burgers with extra onions and Greek bread, just the way Sam like it.
"Holy shit, you've made jumbo burgers. So sweet. Thanks." says a happy Sam.
"Only the best for my best friend." says Carly.
"Awww! So fucking nice." says Sam with a cute smile.
"Let's eat." says Carly.
"Yeah." says Sam.
Sam and Carly start eating.
"Oh, my damn!" moans Sam as she take a huge bite of her burger.
"Again?" says Carly with a laugh.
"Yeah!" moans Sam.
Carly takes a bite of her burger.
"Yeah, holy fuck!" moans Sam as she continue to eat.
"I'm starting to regret making these burgers..." says Carly.
"No, don't regret it, babe." says Sam with a sweet smile.
"Alright then." says Carly.
"Yay!" says a happy Sam.
Carly and Sam eat in nice silence.
The next day.
Sam masturbate on the couch.
"Mmm, sexy!" moans Sam, finger-fucking herself.
She is very horny.
"Yeah, me is a slut..." mumbles Sam with a smile.
She finger-fuck harder.
"Awww!" moans Sam.
"No limits in your pussy, my friend...?" says Carly as she enter the living room.
"Not really...ot maybe, but I have high sex drive." says Sam.
"I will not deny that sex feels good, but my pussy could never takes as much as yours." says Carly.
"Okay. I have the stronger pussy." moans Sam.
"Yeah, that's a title I could never earn from you and as a matter of fact, I don't want to." says Carly.
"Mmm, sexy!" moans Sam.
"See you later. I have a meeting with Anne Crow." says Carly as she grab her purse, put on her jacket and leave.
"Alright, see ya, babe." says Sam.
Sam finger-fuck herself faster.
"Mmm, so good..." moans Sam.
5 minutes later.
"Ahhh, crap!" moans a very happy Sam as she get a huge wonderful orgasm.
She squirt pussy juice all over the couch.
"No...Carly's not gonna like that I came over her beautiful couch..." says Sam.
Sam use a towel to try and clean away the pussy juice from the soft cherry red couch.
"Finally." says Sam 28 minutes later, having cleaned away all the pussy juice.
Sam put her pants on and then goes to the kitchen to drink some coffee.
"Oh, man!" says Sam. "I need a nap. That orgasm I had was strong."
Sam goes to her bed and takes a nap.
50 minutes later.
"Ah, yeah! Feeling all re-charged and powerful." says a happy Sam as she wake up.
She change into fresh clothes and then switch on her computer.
Sam log onto Facebook.
"Hmm, an update from Freddie? Oh, no. It's a dick-pic." says Sam.
22 minutes later, Carly get home.
"Hi, girl." says Carly.
"Hi, babe." says Sam.
"Was everything okay while I was gone?" says Carly.
"Sure, no problem." says Sam.
"Nice." says Carly as she plop down on the couch in casual way.
Sam hope that Carly can't feel the smell of pussy juice.
Carly simply smile, grab the remote and turn on the TV.
Sam is happy that Carly suspect nothing.
Sam takes a seat next to Carly.
"Did the meeting go awesome?" says Sam.
"Yeah, it went wonderful. My contract with Ruby Corps. will last another 2 years." says Carly.
"That's so cool, Carly!" says Sam in joy.
"It sure is, Sam." says Carly.
"Sweet." says Sam, placing a hand on Carly's right knee.
"Uh...what are you doing?" says Carly when she feel Sam's left hand on her knee.
"I'm just happy that you're my friend." says Sam.
"Okay...thanks." says Carly.
"Relax, we've been close friends for years. I'd never hurt you or do anything you don't want." says Sam.
"Awww! So cute." says Carly with a smile.
"Yeah." says Sam.
"Nice." says Carly.
2 weeks later, Carly and Sam are on a flight to LA.
"It's gonna be so cool to see Cat again." says Sam.
"Yeah, it's been so long since last time." says Carly.
"Did you pack sex toys?" says Sam.
"No." says Carly with an awkward smile.
"Okay. I did." says Sam.
"You know that Cat doesn't like such things." says Carly.
"Yeah, but I do." says Sam.
"I'm aware of that. Not so sure Cat will like that you bring sex toys though." says Carly.
"Relax. I don't plan to masturbate when she's looking." says Sam.
"Alright..." says Carly. "I'm gonna take a nap."
Carly takes off her sunglasses, close her eyes and fall asleep.
"She's beautiful when she's sleeping." thinks Sam, looking at Carly.
Carly smile in her sleep.
"Awww! Carly is so cute." thinks Sam.
When the plane arrive in LA and Carly and Sam step off it, Cat is there waiting for them.
"Hi, ladies." says a happy Cat as she give Sam and Carly a hug.
"Long time no see, babe." says Sam.
"Yeah. Great that you two are here." says Cat.
"It's cool to meet you again." says Carly.
"Awesome. Let's get to my place." says Cat.
25 minutes later in Cat's awesome house in LA.
"Wow! Cool place you have." says Sam.
"Thanks." says a happy Cat.
"It really is awesome." says Carly.
"I'm glad you girl like it." says Cat.
"Cat, where do you keep your food...? Me is hungry." says Sam.
"The kitchen's this way." says Cat.
Sam follow Cat to the kitchen while Carly bring in Sam's and her own bags from Cat's car.
"Here's the kitchen, feel free to grab yourself something. I need to make an important phone call." sasy Cat as she walk upstairs to her home office.
"Yay!" says Sam as she open the fridge and grab a burger.
She heat it up for a couple minutes in the microwave and then she eat it.
On the wall are some photos of Cat. Sam notice one of the photos in particular. It's a photo of Cat on the beach, wearing a black latex bikini.
"And the girl claim to not like wearing sexy clothes. In my opinion that is very sexy." says Sam.
4 hours later.
Cat, Carly and Sam are drinking tea in Cat's personal library.
"I understand your new CD is about to be released soon." says Carly.
"Yeah, in about a week. Honestly a bit nervous, but I hope everything will be sweet." says Cat.
"No worry, babe. You're awesome." says Sam.
"Awww! Thanks." says Cat as she give Sam a hug.
"Cat, this is for you. I almost forgot." says Sam as she give Cat a gift wrapped in pink paper.