VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 1: Beginning and Peter Griffin vs. Mario
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though!
(The chapter opens as it shows a stadium. A brown haired 16 year old teen wearing a white shirt, dark blue shorts and a red hat pops up on screen. He looks TDIish. This teen is me, LordryuTJ)
LordryuTJ (Me): Welcome, all, welcome! Congratulations! You have just checked in to be a viewer of the new hot series, VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Here's the rub: One kind of character will fight another kind in a fight to the death! All of these battle kinds are: VG vs. Anime, VG vs. VG, Cartoons vs. Anime, Cartoons vs. Cartoons, Anime vs. Anime and VG vs. Cartoons! The killed are revived because of the chips I've implanted on each and every character! The winner will not only win a medal for winning a battle, but will win the tactics of a warrior! (A fanfare plays) Don't worry, there will also be some fan characters made by moi! And most of the battles will be requested in the reviews made by you: The viewers of this show! Now, let's check with my assistant, Paulghost! (Music plays. Paulghost, an OC, who sports yellow spiky hair, a white shirt red shorts, is bare feet and is made to look Total Drama Islandish, walks over to a button next to a screen, which shows who will fight who. He presses the button. Names appear everywhere on the screen and stops with Peter Griffin vs. Mario) It's decided! Peter Griffin from the hit FOX show, Family Guy, will go up against Mario from Super Mario Bros! (Said characters are teleported to the fight circle in the stadium. Paulghost, wearing a referee suit, walks over to the two)
Paulghost: Okay, I need a good fight here. No rules, except the one still standing wins and the dead man is a loser! Any questions? (Peter raises his hand)
Peter: Uh, yeah. Are there going to be any weapons available like hammers and axes?
Paulghost: Yes! Any kind of weapon!
Peter: Alright!
Mario: Wow! That's-a pretty great!
Paulghost: I know. And let's go!
Peter's starting weapon of choice: A hammer.
Mario's starting weapon of choice: His own fists.
(Peter and Mario clash hammers to fists. Peter gets Mario in the face)
Peter: Ah-ha! Take that, plumber!
Mario: Then after you! (Punches Peter in the face)
Peter: Ow! Dammit! (Throws the hammer at Mario. Mario grabs it and comes at Peter. Peter pulls a chair out of nowhere and smacks Mario in the face with it. Mario blasts a fireball at Peter, burning Peter's left foot) Ow! Ow! Fire on the foot! Fire on the foot! (Spits on his foot and douses the fire) There we go. (Peter pulls out a .357 Magnum) Now you're going down!
(It cuts to me sitting on a lawn chair, which is my throne, and eating popcorn)
LordryuTJ: (Laughs a bit) Who says violence isn't funny?
(It cuts back to the action. Peter shoots at Mario 8 times and Mario narrowly dodges every bullet and does a spin kick to Peter's face. This causes Peter to tumble down to the ground and drop his magnum. I laugh again as Paulghost puts a ounce of butter on my popcorn. Luigi waves at Mario and drops a fire flower on the arena. Mario starts to run to it but Peter reaches it first, making his pants turn red and his shoes turn white like his shirt. Peter makes fire appear in his left hand and throws it at Mario. Mario dodges it and grabs another fire flower dropped by Luigi. Peter is now charging up a fire beam at Mario. The fireball grows 5 times its size. Peter fires the omega fire beam at Mario and disintegrates him. Paulghost scoops up the ashes and puts it in a wheelbarrow)
LordryuTJ: Oh my goodness! I can't believe it! Peter Griffin had just become Fire Peter and blasted Mario into next decade! This fight is over and Peter is the winner of this fight to the death!!!
Paulghost: (Grabs Peter's left hand) And the winner is… (Raises the hand) Peter Griffin!
Peter: Woo! Go me!
LordryuTJ: (To the viewers) And you, the viewers can check in next time for another battle to the death! See ya!
(End chapter)