Sadly I Don't own Avatar the last airbender and never will. (So sad) None of these characters are original.

The Azula's Henchmen show

By Avatargrl789

Chapter one

Ty lee & Mei: Hello and welcome to chatting with Azula's henchmen!

\ Ty Lee: let me explain, due to so many requests for more of Mei and myself they let us have our own show!

Mei: Woo hoo (sarcastic)

Ty Lee: Now for our cast and crew: Omashu cabbage man, caterer, Azula: does occasional appearances in case we need a fight scene, Mei and myself hostesses and nobody else is important!

Zuko: walks onto stage dodging boulders and other heavy objects OK ALREADY IT'S JUST A SHOW EVERYBODY KNOWS I'LL RESCUE UNCLE!! Phew (looks refreshed)while walking offstage somebody throws a steaming cup of tea and yells I'MM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU NEPHEW!!)

Mei: Err... ok... um lets read some letters, right Ty Lee??

Ty Lee: Ok!! Let me get them out C'mon back it up, back it up you got it! Tow truck drops a huge sack of letters

Ty Lee: Ok let's read one titled Circus acrobat,

Dear Mei and Ty lee,

I have a problem: There is this water tribe boy I like and I am doing all sorts of things to get him to like me (I even helped lock up his sister in a cave with a mood-swinging prince!) Yet He keeps yelling out things like "I love suki!" So I ask you what's a suki? Is it a type of meat? (I'd Like to try some of his meat) – Circus acrobat.

Mei: (looks a little frightened and glaring at Ty lee thinking "I should throw my shuriken thingies at her.") First of all TY LEEa Suki is not a type of meat (though water boy does love meat) I believe she is one of as Azula put it "The Avatar's fan girls" you know the ones we either left in the forest without clothes or killed?

Ty Lee: Oh yeaaah... now I remember they didn't put up much of a fight, maybe it was because of those awful amour they were wearing (back in fire nation clothes, changed after season finale) I hope she died so I can end up with Sokka! Begins crossing fingers, legs, arms, and torso.

( Azula walks on stage) Hey Ty Lee, will you shut up about the water peasant?! Can't you wait till the next season when you, Mei, and Zuzu will probably end up betraying me??!!! I never get anybody! (Takes out framed Fire Nation Symbol, kisses it and takes it to a nice noodle restaurant)

Mei: By the way to all you ZUTZRA fans in the audience you are so wrong, MAIKO WILL HAPPEN BABY!!!! Maiko fans chant in the background Maiko, Maiko woo!!! (In spirit of the moment Mai throws her shuriken thingies and hits the caterer's cabbage cart.)

Caterer: MY PRECIOUS CABBAGES!!!!! (Begins sobbing)

Ty Lee: Um well thank you and goodbye see ya next time! (Leaves and signs autographs for Ty Lokka fans.)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezze comment on it! But don't be too harsh this is my first one! And if you want to give me a joke or something please send me a note!