Man-Eater
Lady Nefertiti
Summary: She's a man-eater and will make you work hard and sweat hard….
A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or this song by Nelly Furtado….
Chapter 1: Man-eater?
Kagome Higurashi pulled herself out of the well for possibly what could be the thousandth time. She didn't want much out of life…. Friends, recognition for what she did and possibly love? She wasn't appreciated in this era, well at least not by Inuyasha. She didn't hold a grudge against the hanyou…no, they could be friends PERIOD. She didn't want a relationship with him. It was just yesterday Hojo had come by and she'd actually talked to him and maybe thought that she could start something with him. But first she had to go 'save' the world and so on …and so on….
Eri and Yumi, her friends had dragged her into a store the day before and told her that she absolutely had to listen to this song even though Kagome was in no mood to listen….she had to buy Ramen for a hanyou from the market. He always demanded things from her and would get upset if she even wanted a little something…. The song was actually really nice because it wasn't sappy or sad. It was a song that had a message….. ' ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN UNITE AND ENSLAVE YOUR MEN TO DO YOUR BIDDING!' (evil laugh….)
Kagome smirked and thought maybe she could do that to Inuyasha. Well she did have the subjugation necklace….now how many more men were left in the feudal era? Miroku…nah…Sango could take care of that Houshi herself…..Kouga 'Yes got to do something about him and his claims…' and ha! That sexy beast named Sesshomaru. 'Gotta tame him and (ahem) jump on him to make him obey and maybe get him to notice me?!' (evil laugh)
Kagome was suddenly in a good mood and started singing to any who cared to listen that she was now a Miko on a mission! No doubt she'd soon have those boys wrapped around her little finger with the help of Sango of course!
'Everybody look at me! me!
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me!
(Chorus)
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!
And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your side
because, she said she love you, love you long time!
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!
Never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!'
So Inuyasha wanted her undivided attention just so she could 'become better to hunt those fragments better known as jewel shards? Kouga just outright wanted her? "That's right boys… Kagome's coming….Sango and I are gonna whip you into shape and you're soon going to be eating out of our hands…." Kagome said happily.
-The shadows-
He swore he'd never understand her. One minute she was happy, the next she would frown, and then what was up with that happy little dance she did? He was never one to partake in these things….and curious-ness was not something Sesshomaru was accustomed to. And what was up with that 'Whipping those boys into shape and jumping me?' he thought, shaking his head and walking away towards the Inu-tachi camp to fight with Inuyasha, that was always entertaining…and a workout was what he needed right now. There were no pesky low-class demons around to torture and kill.
-Kagome's P.O.V-
'Yes I'm a man-eater and I'm gonna make you work hard and sweat hard then you'll appreciate me!'
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